Hauser Brothers Post MU Thread

[MU82]

But I'm sure he played some real stout defense.

[Ardmore Mug]

Might see a Joey vs Theo in 2nd rnd ! ! !

[Herman Cain]

Joey with 2 early threes in The Spartans first round game against Floppy McNutPuncher University

[Hards Alumni]

Joey having a night.  Good for him.

[Lennys Tap]

9-12, 4-6 on 3s, 5-6 FT, 8 RB, 2 Asst, 1 Stl, 0 TO, 27 points in a 1 point NCAA tournament win. Spectacular.

[Juan Anderson's Mixtape]

Really nice game for Joey.

[MU82]

Literally out of nowhere. Kid averaging 7 points gets 27. Good for Joey and for Sparty.

[Herman Cain]

Literally out of nowhere. Kid averaging 7 points gets 27. Good for Joey and for Sparty.

Was very efficient 27 8 and 2 shot 9 -12 from field , 4-6 from three and 5-6 from line

[Juan Anderson's Mixtape]

Literally out of nowhere. Kid averaging 7 points gets 27. Good for Joey and for Sparty.

*Jean Felix has entered the chat. *

[Herman Cain]

Joey 5-6-3 in Sparty loss to Duke.

Shot 1-5 from the field

[MU82]

Joey 5-6-3 in Sparty loss to Duke.

Shot 1-5 from the field

One final quintuple single for Vanilla Soft Serve ... though it probably isn't final because THERE'S a guy who's "not ready" for the NBA.

[lawdog77]

Markus outscores sam 6 to 0, but Celtics get the win.

[4everwarriors]

Did dey slap 5 wit each udder, hey?

[lawdog77]

Enjoy this after a couple of cocktails

https://fooshya.com/2022/03/20/michigan-states-joey-hauser-appears-to-be-like-to-proceed-run-after-households-first-march-insanity-win/

[rocket surgeon]

Enjoy this after a couple of cocktails

https://fooshya.com/2022/03/20/michigan-states-joey-hauser-appears-to-be-like-to-proceed-run-after-households-first-march-insanity-win/

ok, he got his win, beautiful...next up, the NBA??  ok, give me a moment or 2 to get up off the floor

[rocky_warrior]

Enjoy this after a couple of cocktails

I love this place.  8am post, but please drink first.  Whelp, I'm beholden to the ruled of scoop - here goes.

edit: (gulp), the wording in this couldn't make sense.  I undertaked to read it, but unable.  To here is the earliest: https://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/33548194/michigan-state-joey-hauser-looks-continue-run-family-first-march-madness-win

[MU82]

I'm moving this here because we didn't need a separate thread in The Al about Sam's big 11-point outing.

Do you think Wojo is a better coach than Tom Izzo or Tony Bennett?  If not, then stop trying to suggest the performance of the Hauser brothers post-Marquette has anything to do with the caliber of coach Wojo was.  The Hausers proved plenty smart when they recognized Wojo was in over his head.

Of course I don't think Wojo is better than Izzo or Bennett, and I'm actually suggesting the exact opposite of what you think I'm suggesting.

Here's the fact: Escaping The Worst Coach Ever and Cancerous Markus didn't get your heroes more shots, make them better players or lead to piles of NCAAT wins. That's especially the case with Vanilla Soft Serve, who has regressed significantly under a Hall of Fame coach -- suggesting that the caliber of coach just might not be VSS's main problem.

And, of course, they didn't leave because "Wojo was in over his head" -- even though he was. They left because they wanted more shots -- and they didn't get more shots.

Cerebral is a perfect word to describe Sam as a player.  Recall JJJ saying he loved playing with Sam for the same reasons - right place, right time, makes the right play, virtually every time; quite the alternative to the ball-hog that Markus Howard was while playing with Sam and Joey.

I've always considered Sam to be an intelligent player who was pretty good at making up for his relative lack of athletic ability.

We'll probably never find out what really happened, but IMHO Sam got stuck in a no-win situation at the end of his time at Marquette because he had to support his immature little brother's desire to be a team's focal point.

[Uncle Rico]

I'm moving this here because we didn't need a separate thread in The Al about Sam's big 11-point outing.

Of course I don't think Wojo is better than Izzo or Bennett, and I'm actually suggesting the exact opposite of what you think I'm suggesting.

Here's the fact: Escaping The Worst Coach Ever and Cancerous Markus didn't get your heroes more shots, make them better players or lead to piles of NCAAT wins. That's especially the case with Vanilla Soft Serve, who has regressed significantly under a Hall of Fame coach -- suggesting that the caliber of coach just might not be VSS's main problem.

And, of course, they didn't leave because "Wojo was in over his head" -- even though he was. They left because they wanted more shots -- and they didn't get more shots.

I've always considered Sam to be an intelligent player who was pretty good at making up for his relative lack of athletic ability.

We'll probably never find out what really happened, but IMHO Sam got stuck in a no-win situation at the end of his time at Marquette because he had to support his immature little brother's desire to be a team's focal point.

The worst thing Wojo ever did was to recruit those two cancers, Joey and Sam

[#UnleashSean]

The worst thing Wojo ever did was to recruit those two cancers, Joey and Sam

Wild Take.

[Uncle Rico]

Wild Take.

They kill programs

[Herman Cain]

https://nesn.com/2022/04/ime-udoka-gushed-about-sam-hauser-before-celtics-rookie-career-night/

[MU82]

They kill programs

You got that right, Unk.

Markus and Wojo only killed 1 program each (and it was the same program). Vanilla Soft Serve and Sam are 3-for-3!

[Herman Cain]

Joey torn between turning Pro and Going back to MSU....
https://www.mlive.com/spartans/2022/04/joey-hauser-still-deciding-between-turning-pro-returning-to-michigan-state.html

[Uncle Rico]

Joey torn between turning Pro and Going back to MSU....
https://www.mlive.com/spartans/2022/04/joey-hauser-still-deciding-between-turning-pro-returning-to-michigan-state.html

He should definitely come back.  BMOC

[pbiflyer]

Joey torn between turning Pro and Going back to MSU....
https://www.mlive.com/spartans/2022/04/joey-hauser-still-deciding-between-turning-pro-returning-to-michigan-state.html

If he turns pro and is not drafted, will there be a letter to the commissioner?