Hauser Brothers Post MU Thread

[MU82]

We make fun of Vanilla Soft Serve (as we should), but he probably can make coin playing hoops for a long time; he does have a pretty good offensive skill set.

But because he makes Sam look like a good athlete in comparison, VSS has very little chance to get even a cup of coffee in the NBA.

If he doesn't have his degree yet, and he gives a shyte about that at all, he probably should keep letting MSU foot the bill for his education. HS gym teachers need a degree.

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Joey could transfer and bring the DIII national title back to Stevens Point, Wisconsin.

[Herman Cain]

Article by Boston Celtics Beat writer on Sam Hauser Upside. Seems like Sam will be on the  Celtic roster for a while. 

https://www.masslive.com/celtics/2022/04/boston-celtics-mailbag-playoff-scenarios-sam-hauser-upside-closing-lineup-options-without-rob-williams.html

[MU82]

Seems like Sam will be on the  Celtic roster for a while. 

I'm not surprised. keefe owes me a 4-pack of craft beer, but that's OK if I never collect.

[PointWarrior]

Nah, the Pointers really suck - 4-17, 0-12 in conference last year, not sure soft-serve could carry them, but he could get some NIL money from Belt's....

Joey could transfer and bring the DIII national title back to Stevens Point, Wisconsin.

[wadesworld]

I'm not surprised. keefe owes me a 4-pack of craft beer, but that's OK if I never collect.

The guy has been MIA since the end of June. Weird.

[Babybluejeans]

Didn’t keefe dox a fellow Scooper? I think that’s why. 

[Herman Cain]

Stevens Point Media interview with Joey

https://www.wsaw.com/2022/04/11/stevens-point-native-joey-hauser-discusses-his-basketball-future/

[rocket surgeon]

Stevens Point Media interview with Joey

https://www.wsaw.com/2022/04/11/stevens-point-native-joey-hauser-discusses-his-basketball-future/

  i wonder if steph allows him to return to school she may have bigger plans for her baby

[MU82]

Stevens Point Media interview with Joey

https://www.wsaw.com/2022/04/11/stevens-point-native-joey-hauser-discusses-his-basketball-future/

Both Izzo and Sam recommending baby bro go back to Sparty, so unless he doesn't like college that's probably what he'll do.

I hope it's OK to post stuff about the Hausers in the Hauser Brothers thread rather than start 3 or 4 new threads.

[Herman Cain]

MSU waiting on Joey to decide before they make certain portal commitments

https://www.mlive.com/spartans/2022/04/does-michigan-state-need-to-add-from-the-transfer-portal-assessing-the-spartans-needs.html

[Herman Cain]

According to this article, The Celtics have a team option on Sam for next season at $1.5 Million. If exercised by The Celtics, that would be a very good outcome for Same. Sams two way contract was converted on February 11 to a standard contract for the rest of the NBA Season this year, which was essentially 337,000 guaranteed add in the Two Way pay he made and he was probably north 500 K for this year.

[Herman Cain]

Joey still fence sitting

https://spartanswire.usatoday.com/2022/04/13/izzo-joey-hauser-still-undecided-on-returning-to-msu-for-another-year/

[MU82]

Joey still fence sitting

https://spartanswire.usatoday.com/2022/04/13/izzo-joey-hauser-still-undecided-on-returning-to-msu-for-another-year/

If only he played as well on a basketball court as he sits on a fence!

[Dr. Blackheart]

Joey still fence sitting

https://spartanswire.usatoday.com/2022/04/13/izzo-joey-hauser-still-undecided-on-returning-to-msu-for-another-year/

Izzy isn't really encouraging him to return either. Time to move down a level for your Super Senior year.

[4everwarriors]

Don't get the whole Joey hate. So much for We are Marquette, aina?

[The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole]

Don't get the whole Joey hate. So much for We are Marquette, aina?

Maybe cause we are but he isn’t?

[JWags85]

Izzy isn't really encouraging him to return either. Time to move down a level for your Super Senior year.

Yea, just needs to decide what he wants his last year to be.  On a very good MSU team as a role player, or the focal point at a Horizon/Summit/MAC school.  Regardless he won't be in the NBA, and this year largely won't affect his professional path.  Provided he wants to, he'll make money for a LONG time playing basketball.

Watch any mid to high level European game outside of the Euroleague, every team has a big, usually slower, dude who can shoot well and pass.  He fits the bill.  He won't be playing for Real Madrid or Fenerbace, but he won't be in Bulgaria or Luxembourg either.

[MU82]

Yea, just needs to decide what he wants his last year to be.  On a very good MSU team as a role player, or the focal point at a Horizon/Summit/MAC school.  Regardless he won't be in the NBA, and this year largely won't affect his professional path.  Provided he wants to, he'll make money for a LONG time playing basketball.

Watch any mid to high level European game outside of the Euroleague, every team has a big, usually slower, dude who can shoot well and pass.  He fits the bill.  He won't be playing for Real Madrid or Fenerbace, but he won't be in Bulgaria or Luxembourg either.

Totally agree with this. Joey had offensive skills.

Maybe do what Jamal Cain did - go be a star at a school that is expected to contend for its conference title. Have some fun in your final college season.

[Uncle Rico]

Totally agree with this. Joey had offensive skills.

Maybe do what Jamal Cain did - go be a star at a school that is expected to contend for its conference title. Have some fun in your final college season.

He’d be good in mid-major like the A-10

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He’d be good in mid-major like the A-10

Joey to Dayton. **shutter** I hear they have a great Physical Education program though:

[Pakuni]

Joey to Dayton. **shutter** I hear they have a great Physical Education program though:

And a huge NIL deal endorsing the Chevy Cavalier.

[Skatastrophy]

Sam Hauser is undefeated in the NBA Playoffs

[Herman Cain]

Joey expresses theories as how he makes the NBA

https://www.stevenspointjournal.com/story/sports/nba/2022/04/15/spash-alum-joey-hauser-mulls-declaring-nba-draft-after-brother-sam-hauser-success-on-boston-celtics/7316684001/

[Uncle Rico]

Joey expresses theories as how he makes the NBA

https://www.stevenspointjournal.com/story/sports/nba/2022/04/15/spash-alum-joey-hauser-mulls-declaring-nba-draft-after-brother-sam-hauser-success-on-boston-celtics/7316684001/

It better involve buying tickets