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Heisenberg

March 17, 2019, 04:56:54 PM
What's coming in the iPhone 11 ...

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/8647084/iphone-11-features-foldable-screen-triple-camera-fart-sensor/

Built-in fart sensor

One Apple patent reveals a specialised sensor that would turn the gadget into a poisonous gas detector – which could potentially even sniff out pongy farts.

However, it's more likely to be used for safety, protecting users against deadly gases.

A powerful sensor loaded into the handset would set off an alarm if carbon monoxide or other gases in a room reach dangerous levels.

warriorchick

#1
March 17, 2019, 05:00:22 PM
 My prediction is that guys will use it for bragging rights as who has the worst ones.
Have some patience, FFS.

tower912

#2
March 17, 2019, 05:04:32 PM
Soon, they will buy Tesla.
Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.

wadesworld

#3
March 17, 2019, 05:09:27 PM
Should I be selling my Apple stock?

Jockey

#4
March 17, 2019, 06:12:41 PM
Quote from: wadesworld on March 17, 2019, 05:09:27 PM
Should I be selling my Apple stock?

You didn't sell a couple years ago when Heisy recommended it?

Cheeks

#5
March 17, 2019, 06:13:44 PM
Not going to happen, just rampant speculation.
"I hate everything about this job except the games, Everything. I don't even get affected anymore by the winning, by the ratings, those things. The trouble is, it will sound like an excuse because we've never won the national championship, but winning just isn't all that important to me." Al McGuire

wadesworld

#6
March 17, 2019, 07:23:16 PM
Quote from: Jockey on March 17, 2019, 06:12:41 PM
You didn't sell a couple years ago when Heisy recommended it?

Still kicking myself for it.

Heisenberg

#7
March 17, 2019, 09:16:13 PM
Quote from: wadesworld on March 17, 2019, 05:09:27 PM
Should I be selling my Apple stock?

If it has a fart monitor, wchick is correct above ... go long Chipotle and Pizza Hut.

Sir Lawrence

#8
March 18, 2019, 03:46:41 PM
Quote from: tower912 on March 17, 2019, 05:04:32 PM
Soon, they will buy Tesla.

I didn't believe it until I saw it (er, rather heard it).  So Tesla has software engineers getting paid to install fart sounds in its vehicles.  I hate to admit it, but I did laugh.  Imagine how easy it would be to embarrass your teen-aged kids.
Ludum habemus.

MU82

#9
March 18, 2019, 10:47:36 PM
Stock is stormin' back. Glad I bought more when it was on sale!
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"In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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