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Title: Yet another reason that Apple is the world’s most valuable company?
Post by: Not A Serious Person on March 17, 2019, 04:56:54 PM
What’s coming in the iPhone 11 …

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/8647084/iphone-11-features-foldable-screen-triple-camera-fart-sensor/

Built-in fart sensor

One Apple patent reveals a specialised sensor that would turn the gadget into a poisonous gas detector – which could potentially even sniff out pongy farts.

However, it's more likely to be used for safety, protecting users against deadly gases.

A powerful sensor loaded into the handset would set off an alarm if carbon monoxide or other gases in a room reach dangerous levels.
Title: Re: Yet another reason that Apple is the world’s most valuable company?
Post by: warriorchick on March 17, 2019, 05:00:22 PM
 My prediction is that guys will use it for bragging rights as who has the worst ones.
Title: Re: Yet another reason that Apple is the world’s most valuable company?
Post by: tower912 on March 17, 2019, 05:04:32 PM
Soon, they will buy Tesla.
Title: Re: Yet another reason that Apple is the world’s most valuable company?
Post by: wadesworld on March 17, 2019, 05:09:27 PM
Should I be selling my Apple stock?
Title: Re: Yet another reason that Apple is the world’s most valuable company?
Post by: Jockey on March 17, 2019, 06:12:41 PM
Quote from: wadesworld on March 17, 2019, 05:09:27 PM
Should I be selling my Apple stock?

You didn't sell a couple years ago when Heisy recommended it?
Title: Re: Yet another reason that Apple is the world’s most valuable company?
Post by: Cheeks on March 17, 2019, 06:13:44 PM
Not going to happen, just rampant speculation.
Title: Re: Yet another reason that Apple is the world’s most valuable company?
Post by: wadesworld on March 17, 2019, 07:23:16 PM
Quote from: Jockey on March 17, 2019, 06:12:41 PM
You didn't sell a couple years ago when Heisy recommended it?

Still kicking myself for it.
Title: Re: Yet another reason that Apple is the world’s most valuable company?
Post by: Not A Serious Person on March 17, 2019, 09:16:13 PM
Quote from: wadesworld on March 17, 2019, 05:09:27 PM
Should I be selling my Apple stock?

If it has a fart monitor, wchick is correct above ... go long Chipotle and Pizza Hut.
Title: Re: Yet another reason that Apple is the world’s most valuable company?
Post by: Sir Lawrence on March 18, 2019, 03:46:41 PM
Quote from: tower912 on March 17, 2019, 05:04:32 PM
Soon, they will buy Tesla.

I didn't believe it until I saw it (er, rather heard it).  So Tesla has software engineers getting paid to install fart sounds in its vehicles.  I hate to admit it, but I did laugh.  Imagine how easy it would be to embarrass your teen-aged kids.
Title: Re: Yet another reason that Apple is the world’s most valuable company?
Post by: MU82 on March 18, 2019, 10:47:36 PM
Stock is stormin' back. Glad I bought more when it was on sale!