NM

[Ardmore Mug]

Love me some Suzy-Q's.....   Love licking that delicious whipped cream from between those 2 cakes !  !   

[GooooMarquette]

I am definitely pro-wo-cho all the way.

[TSmith34, Inc.]

Obviously you are a pro-cho. Hostess snacks, and really all processed sugar snacks start and end with twinkies. End of discussion.

Twinkies have undergone the same shrinkage issue as snoballs.

[hairy worthen]

Twinkies have undergone the same shrinkage issue as snoballs.

Yes, many things shrink with age. The solution? Just eat more.

[keefe]

Love me some Suzy-Q's.....   Love licking that delicious whipped cream from between those 2 cakes !  !   

Is there anything more exquisite than a bit of tongue chow in the morning?

[rocky_warrior]

https://theintercept.com/2020/03/16/tiktok-app-moderators-users-discrimination/

TikTok Told Moderators to Suppress Posts by "Ugly" People and the Poor to Attract New Users

.. MUScoop just found it's newest moderation policy.  Everyone, please submit a selfie.

And a consolidated financial statement!

[Dr. Blackheart]

https://theintercept.com/2020/03/16/tiktok-app-moderators-users-discrimination/

TikTok Told Moderators to Suppress Posts by "Ugly" People and the Poor to Attract New Users

.. MUScoop just found it's newest moderation policy.  Everyone, please submit a selfie.

[GooooMarquette]

And a consolidated financial statement!

I can't because I'm being audited.

[mu_hilltopper]

Due to our current crisis, tonight we had to eat sloppy joes on hot dog buns like savages.

[🏀]

Due to our current crisis, tonight we had to eat sloppy joes on hot dog buns like savages.

It's not a bad idea, had to be less sloppy.

[Dr. Blackheart]

Due to our current crisis, tonight we had to eat sloppy joes on hot dog buns like savages.

Manwich? Or scratch recipe?

[mu_hilltopper]

Manwich? Or scratch recipe?

Well, we use the SJ spice packets, so not really scratch.

Manwich is such a great word, although I'm surprised it's not considered sexist in this day and age.

[The Sultan]

I didn't even know Manwich was still a thing.

[Dr. Blackheart]

I didn't even know Manwich was still a thing.

Thoughts?

[The Sultan]

Thoughts?

Austrian women are generally dissatisfied.

[mu_hilltopper]

Last night, we were wondering about the phrase "Wet Willy."

Was Willy the giver of the Wet Willy, or the receiver?

Thank you, Quora:
https://www.quora.com/Where-did-the-term-wet-willy-come-from

There is no definitive story of the first wet willy with many varying tales and folklore. However the one that has been widely accepted by many historians is the tale of William Paters.

* Paters was a schoolboy in the early 18th century. It's said that his friend, Bill Bobbins had fallen asleep in Paters company. At this point he decided to take advantage of his unconscious friend. He attempted to stick his cock in Bobbins' ear. Bobbins awoke before Pater had committed the act and in a wild moment of terror and revulsion clocked Pater with a solid right hook. Pater was knocked unconscious and Bobbins fled.


* A passing police officer by the name of Wetley Williams stumbled across Paters prone body. Instinctively he attempted to revive the boy and falling back on now outdated medical techniques he moistened his finger and inserted into Paters ear.


* Paters awoke swinging his fists violently in disgust and confusion. Since that day this technique has remained in the Metropolitan police field manual, next to the correct method of beating up hippies and students.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Thoughts?

spam rolls.

[GooooMarquette]

spam rolls.

A seriously big thing in Hawaii. Spam musubis and shave ice. 'Ono grinds.

[GooooMarquette]

What's the capitol of Djibouti? 🇩🇯

[The Sultan]

What's the capitol of Djibouti? 🇩🇯

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPNT5j_OMzw


To this day, whenever Jeopardy has a "Presidents" category, my answer is always Millard Fillmore.

[MUUWUWM]

Austrian women are generally dissatisfied.

lmao...now that was funny!

[The Sultan]

The joke's write themselves.

https://www.khou.com/mobile/article/news/nation-world/uranus-plasmoid-leaking-atmosphere-into-space/507-b428fff3-4ac5-42d0-abde-5448d80de7db

[mu_hilltopper]

I don't want to freak my family out, but we're out of fruit pies.

This could get ugly.

[GooooMarquette]

The joke's write themselves.

https://www.khou.com/mobile/article/news/nation-world/uranus-plasmoid-leaking-atmosphere-into-space/507-b428fff3-4ac5-42d0-abde-5448d80de7db

So it took 'em 34 years to realize that Uranus is passing gas?

[ZiggysFryBoy]

I don't want to freak my family out, but we're out of fruit pies.

This could get ugly.

We know about your stash.