NM

[real chili 83]

Having my home made Real Chili for dinner.  Cheese and onions

Gotta love it the next day.....

💩

[mu_hilltopper]

My 10 year old has been ripping noisy farts.  Just had this conversation:

Son, you need to learn to fart silently.
Son: I don't know how to do that.

Well, you just .. um, you know, fart silently. 
Son: Sometimes farts are noisy, sometimes not noisy.

Ok, well, you need to practice the silent fart.  It will come in handy.

[LloydsLegs]

My 10 year old has been ripping noisy farts.  Just had this conversation:

Son, you need to learn to fart silently.
Son: I don't know how to do that.

Well, you just .. um, you know, fart silently. 
Son: Sometimes farts are noisy, sometimes not noisy.

Ok, well, you need to practice the silent fart.  It will come in handy.

"It's the fart game, you'll play one day son."

     ...Eddie Murphy, Delirious

[tower912]

You are taking him the wrong direction.    Teach him the 8-second, multi-tonal fart.   

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Or the George Carlin "test fart."

[Lennys Tap]

Ok, well, you need to practice the silent fart.  It will come in handy.

The dreaded SBD (silent but deadly)

[LoudMouth]

The dreaded SBD (silent but deadly)

Very similar to the other dreaded SBD (silent big daddy)

[Juan Anderson's Mixtape]

Very similar to the other dreaded SBD (silent big daddy)

They both stink.

[GooooMarquette]

I miss Big Daddy!

[Dr. Blackheart]

You guys need some Natural Calm.

Question: Why don't chicks fart in public? 

[warriorchick]

You guys need some Natural Calm.

Question: Why don't chicks fart in public?

How do you know they don't?

[GooooMarquette]

How do you know they don't?

I've always guessed they're just better at keeping the volume down.

[Dr. Blackheart]

How do you know they don't?

Hmmm...and I thought that was your Essential Oils scent.

[real chili 83]

I had really bad farts last Sunday morning.

[4everwarriors]

In church, hey?

[real chili 83]

In church, hey?

Nope, at health club.

[rocket surgeon]

My 10 year old has been ripping noisy farts.  Just had this conversation:

Son, you need to learn to fart silently.
Son: I don't know how to do that.

Well, you just .. um, you know, fart silently. 
Son: Sometimes farts are noisy, sometimes not noisy.

Ok, well, you need to practice the silent fart.  It will come in handy.

  i'll bet a tear came to our eye as you were watching your young son take that first awkward step into manhood.  maybe if ya just show him the ole "armpit" gasser.  always comes in handy for show n tell

[GooooMarquette]

Nope, at health club.

One of those every step on the treadmill things?

[Loose Cannon]

One of those every step on the treadmill things?

String of Pearls

[ZiggysFryBoy]

String of Pearls

Is dat ralated to da pearl necklace?

[barfolomew]

In church, hey?

He who farts in church sits in his own pew.

[GooooMarquette]

Oh, Canada!

Gonna be great for short international trips, eh?

[Benny B]

There is not a morning which cannot be brightened by blue water in the toilet and nicely folded paper on the roll. 

[barfolomew]

Man, look at those gaudy statistics!
You've come a long way, baby.

Recap / Statistics
MUScoop.com is 37 days old today!  400 members have registered (probably more by the end of the day), we just recorded our 3,000th post on the main board 2 days ago and over 500 topics have come and gone.  During the Valparaiso game we had a record of 43 users in the game chat at one time (with quite a few more popping in for a few moments here and there).  In the hours around the Duke game we had 107 users simultaneously logged onto the board reading and posting, but then shattered that again Monday night with 126 users!  All of this in barely over a month!  What do all these stats mean?  They mean that this is a site FOR THE FANS, BY THE FANS.

Sincerely,
Your MUScoop.com site crew
(rocky_warrior, spiral97, mu_hilltopper, and SoCalwarrior)

[mu_hilltopper]

Gosh we were cute back then.