NM

[brewcity77]

I would miss you all.  My father refuses to buy a computer or smart phone and leads a full life.

My dad mostly does too, though how much does the internet handle that we don't think of? The electrical grid comes to mind. And how much more will be internet reliant in 20-30 years, when our parents generation will be passing but we'll still need to function in society.

[tower912]

But an arm is an arm.  I would have to give up golf, coaching, and firefighting.   Pass.

[warriorchick]

How? Wat aboot pr0n?

Are you typing this with one arm?

[mu_hilltopper]

I showed my father in law Youtube today.  He was freaking amazed.

Also, he's had some surgery that's made him .. unbelievably full of gas.  Like he was farting every 3 minutes.    After the 80th fart, I told him he had to say "what does a duck say?" before each one.

Thanks, NM thread.

[tower912]

How? Wat aboot pr0n?

Haven't checked out pr0n in 15 years. 

[Jay Bee]

Haven't checked out pr0n in 15 years.

You need to. Pardon the pun, but it’s come a long ways since then

[tower912]

Nah.  Too much downside.  Not enough upside.  Pun intended.

[GooooMarquette]

Haven't checked out pr0n in 15 years.

Is that when they eliminated the stories? 

[Herman Cain]

You need to. Pardon the pun, but it’s come a long ways since then

I am more old school and liked the funny story lines and abundant tumble weed.

[Benny B]

But an arm is an arm.  I would have to give up golf, coaching, and firefighting.   Pass.

And a boat’s a boat, but the mystery box could be anything.  It could even be a boat.

[TallTitan34]

Side note: Arby’s is no longer carrying the Arbinator.

Luckily they’ve left us with a blueprint for the perfect sandwhich. (Beef n cheddar with curly fries under top bun and horsey sauce over bottom bun)

[brewcity77]

But an arm is an arm.  I would have to give up golf, coaching, and firefighting.   Pass.

I couldn't do my job without it. All our reports, staffing, time cards, equipment ordering, and email make it essential to daily operations. I need the internet more at work than I do at home.

[rocket surgeon]

Interesting conundrum I heard yesterday: Would you rather...

• ...lose an arm?
• ...lose use of the internet for the rest of your life? (Bear in mind, no one else loses the internet)

easy question for one john wayne bobbitt  :o marriage counseling made easy, eyn'a?

[TSmith34, Inc.]

Cashew butter seems like a terrible waste of perfectly good cashews.

[tower912]

I couldn't do my job without it. All our reports, staffing, time cards, equipment ordering, and email make it essential to daily operations. I need the internet more at work than I do at home.

But when you retire, you are still down an arm.

[DegenerateDish]

With New Years coming up, my favorite annual train wreck event is almost here. There’s no better unintentionally funny event than the Chicago tv affiliates local New Years Eve shows. While I miss Chi-Town Rising and Mario Lopez having the look of “the check clears at midnight, right?”, the ABC and NBC local shows still deliver great laughs.

[Newsdreams]

I showed my father in law Youtube today.  He was freaking amazed.

Also, he's had some surgery that's made him .. unbelievably full of gas.  Like he was farting every 3 minutes.    After the 80th fart, I told him he had to say "what does a duck say?" before each one.

Thanks, NM thread.

Are they consistent, like one type or there are more than one kind, hey?

[warriorchick]

With New Years coming up, my favorite annual train wreck event is almost here. There’s no better unintentionally funny event than the Chicago tv affiliates local New Years Eve shows. While I miss Chi-Town Rising and Mario Lopez having the look of “the check clears at midnight, right?”, the ABC and NBC local shows still deliver great laughs.

The two cringiest NYE shows:

2. Mariah Carey a couple of years ago, when it was exposed that her high notes were dubbed in

1. Dick Clark awhile back when it was painfully obvious he had not recovered from his stroke.

[GooooMarquette]

Fourteen degrees - perfect Minnesota grilling weather. Sockeye salmon tonight!

[Newsdreams]

ND SUCKS!!

[ZiggysFryBoy]

With New Years coming up, my favorite annual train wreck event is almost here. There’s no better unintentionally funny event than the Chicago tv affiliates local New Years Eve shows. While I miss Chi-Town Rising and Mario Lopez having the look of “the check clears at midnight, right?”, the ABC and NBC local shows still deliver great laughs.

Nothing says "second city" like the local Chicago NYE shows.  LOL.

[🏀]

With New Years coming up, my favorite annual train wreck event is almost here. There’s no better unintentionally funny event than the Chicago tv affiliates local New Years Eve shows. While I miss Chi-Town Rising and Mario Lopez having the look of “the check clears at midnight, right?”, the ABC and NBC local shows still deliver great laughs.

I overhead the ABC promo, I don't think I heard Giangreco or Davies listed. They were pushing the Terrell and Cheryl pretty hard.

[ChitownSpaceForRent]

I overhead the ABC promo, I don't think I heard Giangreco or Davies listed. They were pushing the Terrell and Cheryl pretty hard.

Thats a damn shame.

Which year was it where Janet was completely sloshed? More than the average year that is.

[🏀]

Thats a damn shame.

Which year was it where Janet was completely sloshed? More than the average year that is.

Nevermind, they're back. Must have heard wrong.

2012?

[Herman Cain]

TimeLife.com/RockHall
TimeLife.com/AndyWilliams
Etc

Has any one ever bought one of these Time Life compilations? They have some great stars. Some of it was great music from the Al era