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warriorchick

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Re: NM
« Reply #5400 on: December 04, 2018, 03:01:33 PM »
Bolded part, all day long.  IRS rarely takes less than they are actually, honestly owed.  Even in bankruptcy, income taxes can't be discharged if you didn't file within two years... and with the power the IRS has to garnish celery, tax man gonna gets what's his.

Why does celery need garnish?  It looks fine on its own.
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Have some patience, FFS.

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« Reply #5401 on: December 04, 2018, 03:46:47 PM »
Get out the blender (or food processor) and start chopping your own.  Buy as big or a little root as you need... you'll never go back to buying the crap they sell in jars.

You're doing it wrong.  Buy the root.  Shove it in the dirt.  In a year you'll have a renewable horseradish supply (and then some - they grow like weeds).

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« Reply #5402 on: December 04, 2018, 05:25:45 PM »
Why does celery need garnish?  It lookd fine on its own.

Peanut butter is an acceptable garnish for celery.

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Re: NM
« Reply #5403 on: December 04, 2018, 06:47:55 PM »
So if a guy has a sweater with sleeves on, does that make him a sweatervest? Asking for an acquaintance.

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« Reply #5404 on: December 04, 2018, 06:54:35 PM »
Tom Cruise just gave a safe sex talk about the Soap Opera setting on your TVs, we’ve reached peak technology: https://twitter.com/TomCruise/status/1070071781757616128?s=20

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« Reply #5405 on: December 04, 2018, 06:57:07 PM »
Know such thin' as safe sex, hey?
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« Reply #5406 on: December 04, 2018, 07:04:07 PM »
Know such thin' as safe sex, hey?

Know such thing as voluntary interpolation, aina?

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« Reply #5407 on: December 04, 2018, 07:38:54 PM »
Know such thin' as safe sex, hey?

Life is dangerous. Why would sex be any different, hey?

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« Reply #5408 on: December 04, 2018, 09:17:09 PM »
Man, I hate those commercials for "the Movement" watches.

I'll bet a bag of Arby's those two dudes are total d-bags.

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« Reply #5409 on: December 04, 2018, 09:50:35 PM »
Man, I hate those commercials for "the Movement" watches.

I'll bet a bag of Arby's those two dudes are total d-bags.

Lol - I’ve thought the same thing! The watches are probably crap too.

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« Reply #5410 on: December 04, 2018, 10:55:44 PM »
Change of topic, didn't know where to put it:

Poor Traci Carter is starting and playing 28m/game for a winless LaSalle team 😞

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Re: NM
« Reply #5411 on: December 04, 2018, 11:08:16 PM »
Revenge of the Nerds is on BBC America after the MU game. That movie could never be made again today, I forgot much of the plot.

Lewis basically rapes Betty in the funhouse when he puts Stan’s mask on. The football players never really do anything too terrible to the nerds, but the nerds commit a home invasion and illegally have surveillance of the Pies. All the nerds should have been expelled and serving hard time.

Stan Gable is announced as a two time All American QB, and yet he’s entirely preoccupied by the nerds. The last half of the movie I tried to picture Nick Saban in the John Goodman football coach role.

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« Reply #5412 on: December 04, 2018, 11:16:06 PM »
Revenge of the Nerds is on BBC America after the MU game. That movie could never be made again today, I forgot much of the plot.

Lewis basically rapes Betty in the funhouse when he puts Stan’s mask on. The football players never really do anything too terrible to the nerds, but the nerds commit a home invasion and illegally have surveillance of the Pies. All the nerds should have been expelled and serving hard time.

Stan Gable is announced as a two time All American QB, and yet he’s entirely preoccupied by the nerds. The last half of the movie I tried to picture Nick Saban in the John Goodman football coach role.

I watched that again a couple weekends ago, it did not age well. How about selling illegally acquired nude pictures of the two-time All-American quarterback's girlfriend at the Greek Games?

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« Reply #5413 on: December 04, 2018, 11:27:49 PM »
I watched that again a couple weekends ago, it did not age well. How about selling illegally acquired nude pictures of the two-time All-American quarterback's girlfriend at the Greek Games?

Oh yeah, I meant to include that too, good point. I mean the movie plot is basically hottest girl on campus Betty Child is dating the AA QB, gets harassed, gets her house invaded, has a nerd in her shower uninvited and sees her naked (has to be a felony), then gets illegally recorded sleeping/showering, someone then gets pictures of her naked and without her consent, and then profits off of it, and then is raped in the funhouse, and after all that, about 6 hours later, she dumps the All American QB for the guy who committed numerous felonies against her.

Unrelated, I once sat near Oger at a Sox game a few years ago.

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« Reply #5414 on: December 04, 2018, 11:30:21 PM »
Oh yeah, I meant to include that too, good point. I mean the movie plot is basically hottest girl on campus Betty Child is dating the AA QB, gets harassed, gets her house invaded, has a nerd in her shower uninvited and sees her naked (has to be a felony), then gets illegally recorded sleeping/showering, someone then gets pictures of her naked and without her consent, and then profits off of it, and then is raped in the funhouse, and after all that, about 6 hours later, she dumps the All American QB for the guy who committed numerous felonies against her.

Unrelated, I once sat near Oger at a Sox game a few years ago.

Incredible Brush with Excellence there. Way better than the typical Chicos name drop.

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« Reply #5415 on: December 04, 2018, 11:31:52 PM »
Oh yeah, I meant to include that too, good point. I mean the movie plot is basically hottest girl on campus Betty Child is dating the AA QB, gets harassed, gets her house invaded, has a nerd in her shower uninvited and sees her naked (has to be a felony), then gets illegally recorded sleeping/showering, someone then gets pictures of her naked and without her consent, and then profits off of it, and then is raped in the funhouse, and after all that, about 6 hours later, she dumps the All American QB for the guy who committed numerous felonies against her.

Yep, but it's Stan Gable who's the lowlife.

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« Reply #5416 on: December 04, 2018, 11:41:03 PM »

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« Reply #5417 on: December 04, 2018, 11:53:49 PM »

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« Reply #5418 on: December 04, 2018, 11:56:09 PM »
That is a deep dive if I’ve ever seen one.

It's a Michael Palledorous dive to say the least.

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« Reply #5419 on: December 05, 2018, 07:10:31 AM »
Incredible Brush with Excellence there. Way better than the typical Chicos name drop.

I met Dan Gable once.  Not sure if he's any relation to Stan.  Many of you may not know who he is.  I'll just say that I was begging my parents for a pair of Gables before some kid named Jordan even had a shoe named after him.
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« Reply #5420 on: December 05, 2018, 08:02:29 AM »
I met Dan Gable once.  Not sure if he's any relation to Stan.  Many of you may not know who he is.  I'll just say that I was begging my parents for a pair of Gables before some kid named Jordan even had a shoe named after him.

The rassler guy, hey?

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« Reply #5421 on: December 05, 2018, 08:36:15 AM »
I met Dan Gable once.  Not sure if he's any relation to Stan.  Many of you may not know who he is.  I'll just say that I was begging my parents for a pair of Gables before some kid named Jordan even had a shoe named after him.

Stan Gable is a fictional character, so....
Have some patience, FFS.

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« Reply #5422 on: December 05, 2018, 08:37:40 AM »
Stan Gable is a fictional character, so....

Yeah...it was a joke.
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« Reply #5423 on: December 05, 2018, 08:43:32 AM »
Yeah...it was a joke.

Doesn't work as well when you put it in the middle of an otherwise serious paragraph.   :)
Have some patience, FFS.

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« Reply #5424 on: December 05, 2018, 08:48:16 AM »
Doesn't work as well when you put it in the middle of an otherwise serious paragraph.   :)

Fair enough.  But I figured in context it would be pretty clear since everyone was talking about Revenge of the Nerds.  Rest assured, I'm aware that the movie was fiction and not a documentary.  And I figured anyone else following along would probably assume that I was aware.
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