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real chili 83

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Re: NM
« Reply #4775 on: October 14, 2018, 07:57:05 AM »
Having my home made Real Chili for dinner.  Cheese and onions

Gotta love it the next day.....

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Re: NM
« Reply #4776 on: October 16, 2018, 07:31:19 AM »
My 10 year old has been ripping noisy farts.  Just had this conversation:

Son, you need to learn to fart silently.
Son: I don't know how to do that.

Well, you just .. um, you know, fart silently. 
Son: Sometimes farts are noisy, sometimes not noisy.

Ok, well, you need to practice the silent fart.  It will come in handy.

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Re: NM
« Reply #4777 on: October 16, 2018, 08:08:12 AM »
My 10 year old has been ripping noisy farts.  Just had this conversation:

Son, you need to learn to fart silently.
Son: I don't know how to do that.

Well, you just .. um, you know, fart silently. 
Son: Sometimes farts are noisy, sometimes not noisy.

Ok, well, you need to practice the silent fart.  It will come in handy.

"It's the fart game, you'll play one day son."

     ...Eddie Murphy, Delirious

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Re: NM
« Reply #4778 on: October 16, 2018, 08:10:57 AM »
You are taking him the wrong direction.    Teach him the 8-second, multi-tonal fart.   
Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.

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Re: NM
« Reply #4779 on: October 16, 2018, 01:18:58 PM »
Or the George Carlin "test fart."

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Re: NM
« Reply #4780 on: October 16, 2018, 01:23:09 PM »

Ok, well, you need to practice the silent fart.  It will come in handy.

The dreaded SBD (silent but deadly)

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Re: NM
« Reply #4781 on: October 16, 2018, 01:29:06 PM »
The dreaded SBD (silent but deadly)
Very similar to the other dreaded SBD (silent big daddy)

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Re: NM
« Reply #4782 on: October 16, 2018, 01:30:06 PM »
Very similar to the other dreaded SBD (silent big daddy)

They both stink.

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Re: NM
« Reply #4783 on: October 16, 2018, 01:34:50 PM »
I miss Big Daddy!

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Re: NM
« Reply #4784 on: October 16, 2018, 02:44:56 PM »
You guys need some Natural Calm.

Question: Why don't chicks fart in public? 

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Re: NM
« Reply #4785 on: October 16, 2018, 02:47:49 PM »
You guys need some Natural Calm.

Question: Why don't chicks fart in public?

How do you know they don't?
Have some patience, FFS.

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Re: NM
« Reply #4786 on: October 16, 2018, 04:40:59 PM »
How do you know they don't?

I’ve always guessed they’re just better at keeping the volume down.

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Re: NM
« Reply #4787 on: October 16, 2018, 04:54:27 PM »
How do you know they don't?

Hmmm...and I thought that was your Essential Oils scent.

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Re: NM
« Reply #4788 on: October 16, 2018, 06:31:00 PM »
I had really bad farts last Sunday morning.

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Re: NM
« Reply #4789 on: October 16, 2018, 06:37:32 PM »
In church, hey?
"Give 'Em Hell, Al"

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Re: NM
« Reply #4790 on: October 16, 2018, 06:59:03 PM »

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Re: NM
« Reply #4791 on: October 16, 2018, 07:20:31 PM »
My 10 year old has been ripping noisy farts.  Just had this conversation:

Son, you need to learn to fart silently.
Son: I don't know how to do that.

Well, you just .. um, you know, fart silently. 
Son: Sometimes farts are noisy, sometimes not noisy.

Ok, well, you need to practice the silent fart.  It will come in handy.

  i'll bet a tear came to our eye as you were watching your young son take that first awkward step into manhood.  maybe if ya just show him the ole "armpit" gasser.  always comes in handy for show n tell ;)
don't...don't don't don't don't

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Re: NM
« Reply #4792 on: October 16, 2018, 07:21:26 PM »
Nope, at health club.

One of those every step on the treadmill things?

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Re: NM
« Reply #4793 on: October 17, 2018, 07:36:07 AM »
One of those every step on the treadmill things?

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Re: NM
« Reply #4794 on: October 17, 2018, 10:01:42 AM »
String of Pearls

Is dat ralated to da pearl necklace?

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Re: NM
« Reply #4795 on: October 17, 2018, 10:23:39 AM »
In church, hey?

He who farts in church sits in his own pew.
Relationes Incrementum Victoria

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Re: NM
« Reply #4796 on: October 17, 2018, 01:30:03 PM »
Oh, Canada!

Gonna be great for short international trips, eh?

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Re: NM
« Reply #4797 on: October 18, 2018, 09:17:44 AM »
There is not a morning which cannot be brightened by blue water in the toilet and nicely folded paper on the roll. 
Wow, I'm very concerned for Benny.  Being able to mimic Myron Medcalf's writing so closely implies an oncoming case of dementia.

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Re: NM
« Reply #4798 on: October 19, 2018, 05:05:16 PM »
Man, look at those gaudy statistics!
You've come a long way, baby.

Recap / Statistics
MUScoop.com is 37 days old today!  400 members have registered (probably more by the end of the day), we just recorded our 3,000th post on the main board 2 days ago and over 500 topics have come and gone.  During the Valparaiso game we had a record of 43 users in the game chat at one time (with quite a few more popping in for a few moments here and there).  In the hours around the Duke game we had 107 users simultaneously logged onto the board reading and posting, but then shattered that again Monday night with 126 users!  All of this in barely over a month!  What do all these stats mean?  They mean that this is a site FOR THE FANS, BY THE FANS.

Sincerely,
Your MUScoop.com site crew
(rocky_warrior, spiral97, mu_hilltopper, and SoCalwarrior)
Relationes Incrementum Victoria

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Re: NM
« Reply #4799 on: October 19, 2018, 07:20:53 PM »
Gosh we were cute back then.