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[TSmith34, Inc.]

If you are talking about Tex Mex, I agree with you. Most overrated food genre IMHO. But there are some great food joints down here if you know where to look, especially the BBQ.

Agree on the BBQ, particularly if you can get it earlier in the day when it is moister

[GooooMarquette]

Grain-free?  If I got rid of oatmeal, pasta, bread, cookies and such, I'm not sure I'd care how my gut felt....

[real chili 83]

So, why was Walmart so damned busy this weekend. Went to buy some motor oil. Geez, shopping carts just packed and 5-8 deep at every register. Just a madhouse.

[GooooMarquette]

So, why was Walmart so damned busy this weekend. Went to buy some motor oil. Geez, shopping carts just packed and 5-8 deep at every register. Just a madhouse.

Back to school shopping?

[🏀]

If you are talking about Tex Mex, I agree with you. Most overrated food genre IMHO. But there are some great food joints down here if you know where to look, especially the BBQ.

My favorite description of Tex Mex came from my buddy Al, who is a 2nd generation Mexican immigrant from the San Antonio area. He told me that Tex Mex came about when Mexicans realized that they could charge white people $30 for a plate of strip steak and some tortillas.

Tex Mex is a large part of it, yes. I don't find that Texas does anything better than anyone else they claim to. I have a yearly Houston trip and the developers down there swear by these places every year, but they end up by large bland. It's actually becoming a joke with these guys.

BBQ? Keep it, other locals are more original and better.

What is Texas claim to culinary fame? Whataburger? I'll take In N' Out, easily.

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

Tex Mex is a large part of it, yes. I don't find that Texas does anything better than anyone else they claim to. I have a yearly Houston trip and the developers down there swear by these places every year, but they end up by large bland. It's actually becoming a joke with these guys.

BBQ? Keep it, other locals are more original and better.

What is Texas claim to culinary fame? Whataburger? I'll take In N' Out, easily.

Well if you're experience of food in Texas is based on Houston than I don't blame you. Easily the worst of the major Texas cities for the food scene. I'd even rank it behind El Paso and Lubbock.  Austin and San Antonio have the best eats in the state. I would say Texas' claim to culinary fame is BBQ (no good BBQ joints in Houston so I'd give it another try if I were you) and Mexican (not Tex Mex). The one thing Houston does have is a surprisingly good Korean restaurant scene. No idea why but there are some great joints down there.

[4everwarriors]

So, why was Walmart so damned busy this weekend. Went to buy some motor oil. Geez, shopping carts just packed and 5-8 deep at every register. Just a madhouse.

Neva bin in Walmart. Watt dey cell der, hey?

[Anti-Dentite]

So, why was Walmart so damned busy this weekend. Went to buy some motor oil. Geez, shopping carts just packed and 5-8 deep at every register. Just a madhouse.

Doomsday prepping....apparently you haven't heard.

[real chili 83]

Toothpaste and dental floss.

[warriorchick]

Grain-free?  If I got rid of oatmeal, pasta, bread, cookies and such, I'm not sure I'd care how my gut felt....

My theory is that eating healthy doesn't actually make you live longer. It just makes the time pass more slowly.

[Juan Anderson's Mixtape]

My theory is that eating healthy doesn't actually make you live longer. It just makes the time pass more slowly.

I've heard this joke before.  My personal experience, losing 50 lbs greatly improved my health and energy. I've slept better.  Quality of life greatly improved.

I eat healthy probably 80% of the time so I can eat whatever I want 20% of the time.  Plus, you can actually eat healthy food that tastes good.  It's a huge myth that eating healthy means you have to eat poor tasting food.

[Juan Anderson's Mixtape]

Grain-free?  If I got rid of oatmeal, pasta, bread, cookies and such, I'm not sure I'd care how my gut felt....

You forgot my favorite grain: Beer.

[4everwarriors]

My theory is that eating healthy doesn't actually make you live longer. It just makes the time pass more slowly.

Well, you just keep on belivin' dat, sista, hey?

[Jay Bee]

Well, you just keep on belivin' dat, sista, hey?

Tha grainz have infected her thinkin capasity, ain''er?

[GooooMarquette]

Neva bin in Walmart. Watt dey cell der, hey?

I got my 4ever -> English dictionary at a Walmart. Other than that, not much worth getting...

[Dr. Blackheart]

Sex witches to replace strippers?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/4386184/this-new-zealand-stripper-is-now-a-sex-witch-and-specialises-in-orgasm-boosting-spells/

[brewcity77]

Neva bin in Walmart. Watt dey cell der, hey?

It must be far more effort to repeatedly use your busted grammar. Knowing you didn't always type like a simpleton, why the change?

[4everwarriors]

Some posters will contribute to this board as if their input shapes the course of world peace negotiations. I don't and I have far bigger fish to fry. Its merely a diversion from reality. Over the years, however, I've seen the infighting, name calling, penis and vagina measuring increase to an embarassing level. The pontificating of some posters is, in fact, disgusting. No one's chit here smells like Chanel #5.
So, I prefer to make light of virtually all discourse unless its a serious topic of discussion, I'm P.O.'ed, or I just feel like it.

[Jay Bee]

Some posters will contribute to this board as if their input shapes the course of world peace negotiations. I don't and I have far bigger fish to fry. Its merely a diversion from reality. Over the years, however, I seen the in fighting, name calling, penis and vagina measuring increase to an embarassing level. The pontificating of some posters is, in fact, disgusting. No one's chit here smells like Chanel #5.
So, I prefer to make light of virtually all discourse unless its a serious topic of discussion, I'm P.O.'ed, or I just feel like it.

I feel u kin! (nh)

[rocket surgeon]

Sex witches to replace strippers?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/4386184/this-new-zealand-stripper-is-now-a-sex-witch-and-specialises-in-orgasm-boosting-spells/

  she's trying to fill the vacuum left by that 4' 7" dynamo, dr. ruth, ehy'na?   

[rocket surgeon]

Some posters will contribute to this board as if their input shapes the course of world peace negotiations. I don't and I have far bigger fish to fry. Its merely a diversion from reality. Over the years, however, I seen the in fighting, name calling, penis and vagina measuring increase to an embarassing level. The pontificating of some posters is, in fact, disgusting. No one's chit here smells like Chanel #5.
So, I prefer to make light of virtually all discourse unless its a serious topic of discussion, I'm P.O.'ed, or I just feel like it.

  you da man! 

[GooooMarquette]

Some posters will contribute to this board as if their input shapes the course of world peace negotiations. I don't and I have far bigger fish to fry. Its merely a diversion from reality. Over the years, however, I seen the infighting, name calling, penis and vagina measuring increase to an embarassing level. The pontificating of some posters is, in fact, disgusting. No one's chit here smells like Chanel #5.
So, I prefer to make light of virtually all discourse unless its a serious topic of discussion, I'm P.O.'ed, or I just feel like it.

FWIW, I for one love it.  Gives the board personality

[real chili 83]

Some posters will contribute to this board as if their input shapes the course of world peace negotiations. I don't and I have far bigger fish to fry. Its merely a diversion from reality. Over the years, however, I've seen the infighting, name calling, penis and vagina measuring increase to an embarassing level. The pontificating of some posters is, in fact, disgusting. No one's chit here smells like Chanel #5.
So, I prefer to make light of virtually all discourse unless its a serious topic of discussion, I'm P.O.'ed, or I just feel like it.

Mi chit smels lik channel num 5 a'aaaiaana.

[Lennys Tap]

Some posters will contribute to this board as if their input shapes the course of world peace negotiations. I don't and I have far bigger fish to fry. Its merely a diversion from reality. Over the years, however, I've seen the infighting, name calling, penis and vagina measuring increase to an embarassing level. The pontificating of some posters is, in fact, disgusting. No one's chit here smells like Chanel #5.
So, I prefer to make light of virtually all discourse unless its a serious topic of discussion, I'm P.O.'ed, or I just feel like it.

King's English or doc speak no matter - you're a Scoop legend!

Crean sucks.

[Golden Avalanche]

Some posters will contribute to this board as if their input shapes the course of world peace negotiations. I don't and I have far bigger fish to fry. Its merely a diversion from reality. Over the years, however, I've seen the infighting, name calling, penis and vagina measuring increase to an embarassing level. The pontificating of some posters is, in fact, disgusting. No one's chit here smells like Chanel #5.
So, I prefer to make light of virtually all discourse unless its a serious topic of discussion, I'm P.O.'ed, or I just feel like it.

Considering you're the biggest motherfucker on this board who has engaged in a dick measuring contest for years, this is outstanding.