Mbakwe

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Mbakwe can be seen on campus driving an ice cream truck, covered in skulls.

[guerrero]

Trevor Mbakwe was invited to the "Celebrity Apprentice Show" and he fired Donald Trump!!

[BuzzSucksSucks]

Anagram for Trevor Mbakwe:  "Teamwork Verb"

[WashDCWarrior]

And on the side, he's a brewer:

"O me? Wort baker."

--It's a really slow day at work--

[WashDCWarrior]

That was until prohibition, when he said "A-OK, brew more t."  Then when it was repealed, he started selling beer at discount stores, leading people to say, "Woo, K-mart beer."

Now, at Marquette, he's acclimating to life as a player.  Asked for comment, Mbakwe responded, "I like to either make wort or be playing for Marquette.  Since I don't have to be at work more, i've been able to refine my game."

When questioned about his knee injury, Mbakwe replied, "for every bone I break, I break two more on someone else."


-- Like I said, it's a slow day.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

That was until prohibition, when he said "A-OK, brew more t."  Then when it was repealed, he started selling beer at discount stores, leading people to say, "Woo, K-mart beer."

Now, at Marquette, he's acclimating to life as a player.  Asked for comment, Mbakwe responded, "I like to either make wort or be playing for Marquette.  Since I don't have to be at work more, i've been able to refine my game."

When questioned about his knee injury, Mbakwe replied, "for every bone I break, I break two more on someone else."


-- Like I said, it's a slow day.

oohhhhh.....anagrams......Trevor Mbakwe knows the Davinci Code, where the Templars took off to with their gold, where the Grail is and is descended from Jesus.

[Seraph]

Trevor Mbakwe needs a monkeywrench and a blowtorch to masturbate.

[SoCalwarrior]

Trevor Mbakwe needs a monkeywrench and a blowtorch to masturbate.

And a picture of himself.

[IAmMarquette]

Mbakwe registered 3 first-half steals today (1 for us, 2 for UC), yet remains conspicuously absent from the box score....

16:46       MARQET   Lost ball turnover on Jerel McNeal, Stolen by Trevor Mbakwe
15:55       CIN   Lost ball turnover on Rashad Bishop, Stolen by Trevor Mbakwe
13:07       MARQET   Lost ball turnover on Dominic James, Stolen by Trevor Mbakwe

http://wiki.muscoop.com/doku.php/men_s_basketball/cincy_02_02_08

[mu_hilltopper]

Wow.  Trevor must have some fans at sportsline.com.  Or he has the power to change internet pages.

Which he does.

[AZWarrior]

There should be (and apparently there already is) an effort to get Trevor's name, as a player, in articles about MU games.  Much like Elbonia gets mentioned in software licensing agreements.....

OK - who out there knows what I'm talking about??

[chainsaw_mcgee]

Elbonia, where they have enough to eat, but they don't like it?

[drewm88]

Trevor Mbakwe refuses to let Levance Fields try to steal the spotlight from MU, shredded knee be damned.

I'll be converting this thread into a handy checklist format for tonight

[LastWarrior]

I was wondering how long it would take for this thread to be brought back from ashes...

[tower912]

Trevor Mbakwe recovers in 4 months from surgery that would keep a normal man out for a year.

[TallTitan34]

...is back.

[larrym]

At this time tomorrow, Mbakwe will be the guy on the left of the Dunk-Meter graphic!

[LastWarrior]

He will win the 2008 Naismith award without even being on the ballot.

[mwbauer7]

I just found out Mbakwe surgically repaired HIS OWN knee. No doctors, no anesthesia. Thats why he is able to play this year.

[BuzzSucksSucks]

And he's won every game he's played.

[RawdogDX]

And he's won every game he's played.

It's all true, all of it!
at least at the college level.  Am I seeing things?  If we had this kid from the start of the year do you know how good we'd be? 

[The Lens]

Trevor Mbakwe can silence Tim Maymon

[Wareagle]

Buzz Williams didn't guarantee Jeronne Maymon 25-30 minutes per game, Trevor Mbakwe did.

[Henry Sugar]

Mbakwe knows the right process to hire a head coach.

[Fullodds]

Crean left Marquette as fast as he could because he heard that Trevor was upset with him.  Crean was asked why he left and he stated:  "It's Mbakwe, It's Mbakwe"....and then he soiled his candystriped pants.