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Author Topic: Daily Dose of Doom Thread  (Read 162313 times)

warriorchick

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Re: Daily Dose of Doom Thread
« Reply #350 on: September 21, 2018, 11:10:48 AM »
Talk about doom.  How did that get there?  She has NO idea.   :o

Please.   They are way, way more stories about men with weird stuff in their orifices.

"Wow, I must have accidentally sat on that corn cob..."
Have some patience, FFS.

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Re: Daily Dose of Doom Thread
« Reply #351 on: September 21, 2018, 12:36:25 PM »
Please.   They are way, way more stories about men with weird stuff in their orifices.

"Wow, I must have accidentally sat on that corn cob..."

PRO TIP:
Don't text that word from your work phone, lest it autocorrect poorly.

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I really did mean that we should get together in your office.
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Re: Daily Dose of Doom Thread
« Reply #352 on: September 21, 2018, 12:57:42 PM »
Next tyme somewon gets ya an invite four turtle soup, make up sum bullchit 'bout beein' buzy, aina?
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Re: Daily Dose of Doom Thread
« Reply #354 on: September 25, 2018, 09:14:01 AM »

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Re: Daily Dose of Doom Thread
« Reply #355 on: September 25, 2018, 08:44:16 PM »
Yeah, yeah, I've heard that before.  Ebola totally let me down two years ago.

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Re: Daily Dose of Doom Thread
« Reply #356 on: September 25, 2018, 09:33:15 PM »
I suspect I'd be a lot more terrified of the The Doom Show if I could understand more than a quarter of what he is saying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLtTr7O0BUQ
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Re: Daily Dose of Doom Thread
« Reply #357 on: September 25, 2018, 10:32:43 PM »
Yeah, yeah, I've heard that before.  Ebola totally let me down two years ago.

Ebola is dead to me.

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Re: Daily Dose of Doom Thread
« Reply #358 on: September 28, 2018, 08:35:25 AM »
7-degree rise in global temperatures by 2100

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/trump-administration-sees-a-7-degree-rise-in-global-temperatures-by-2100/2018/09/27/b9c6fada-bb45-11e8-bdc0-90f81cc58c5d_story.html

Last month, deep in a 500-page environmental impact statement, the Trump administration made a startling assumption: On its current course, the planet will warm a disastrous 7 degrees by the end of this century.

A rise of 7 degrees Fahrenheit, or about 4 degrees Celsius, compared with preindustrial levels would be catastrophic, according to scientists. Many coral reefs would dissolve in increasingly acidic oceans. Parts of Manhattan and Miami would be underwater without costly coastal defenses. Extreme heat waves would routinely smother large parts of the globe.


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Re: Daily Dose of Doom Thread
« Reply #360 on: October 08, 2018, 10:19:16 AM »
7-degree rise in global temperatures by 2100

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/trump-administration-sees-a-7-degree-rise-in-global-temperatures-by-2100/2018/09/27/b9c6fada-bb45-11e8-bdc0-90f81cc58c5d_story.html

Last month, deep in a 500-page environmental impact statement, the Trump administration made a startling assumption: On its current course, the planet will warm a disastrous 7 degrees by the end of this century.

A rise of 7 degrees Fahrenheit, or about 4 degrees Celsius, compared with preindustrial levels would be catastrophic, according to scientists. Many coral reefs would dissolve in increasingly acidic oceans. Parts of Manhattan and Miami would be underwater without costly coastal defenses. Extreme heat waves would routinely smother large parts of the globe.


Personally, I don't see anything wrong with either of these cities going underwater.

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Re: Daily Dose of Doom Thread
« Reply #361 on: October 08, 2018, 02:12:58 PM »
Holy mother of god, there are only two Arby's on Manhattan.  They need 100, and I'm the man to bring that to them.

Who's with me?

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Re: Daily Dose of Doom Thread
« Reply #362 on: October 08, 2018, 02:37:50 PM »
Holy mother of god, there are only two Arby's on Manhattan.  They need 100, and I'm the man to bring that to them.

Who's with me?

It's worse than you think.  They knowingly, and intentionally don't want Arby's on their island.  That is why we should just let the floodwaters take their blasphemous souls.

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Re: Daily Dose of Doom Thread
« Reply #363 on: October 09, 2018, 02:14:19 AM »
The little swimmers ain't swimming like they used to.  Result:  Human Extinction

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/human-race-faces-extinction-male-13380219

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Re: Daily Dose of Doom Thread
« Reply #364 on: October 09, 2018, 08:35:18 AM »
https://www.washingtonpost.com/energy-environment/2018/10/08/world-has-only-years-get-climate-change-under-control-un-scientists-say/?utm_term=.6b04a7b1d772

10-12 years left.  Smoke 'em if you got em.

I find most of the doom topics pretty amusing.  This one...not so much.

Let's face it, there is zero percent chance the world collectively pulls its sh!t together and decreases greenhouse gases by 45%.  Zero.  We're going to have to figure out a not-prohibitively-expensive way to suck the gases out of the air and sequester them, and even then we are probably f'd because the ocean will have become a huge heat sink.
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Re: Daily Dose of Doom Thread
« Reply #365 on: October 09, 2018, 09:04:33 AM »
I find most of the doom topics pretty amusing.  This one...not so much.

Let's face it, there is zero percent chance the world collectively pulls its sh!t together and decreases greenhouse gases by 45%.  Zero.  We're going to have to figure out a not-prohibitively-expensive way to suck the gases out of the air and sequester them, and even then we are probably f'd because the ocean will have become a huge heat sink.

It's been 10 years for 40-50 years.  We'll be fine.  "The Earth takes care of itself"- George Carlin

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Re: Daily Dose of Doom Thread
« Reply #366 on: October 09, 2018, 10:34:53 AM »
It's been 10 years for 40-50 years.  We'll be fine.

Now there's a man who had his Arby's today.

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Re: Daily Dose of Doom Thread
« Reply #367 on: October 09, 2018, 11:33:06 AM »
Now there's a man who had his Arby's today.

Not yet, but I'm thinkin' it.

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Re: Daily Dose of Doom Thread
« Reply #368 on: October 09, 2018, 11:34:51 AM »
The little swimmers ain't swimming like they used to.  Result:  Human Extinction

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/human-race-faces-extinction-male-13380219

Not necessarily. They are getting pretty darn close to being able to make a baby without swimmers. 

The end of males, maybe.....

Have some patience, FFS.

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Re: Daily Dose of Doom Thread
« Reply #369 on: October 09, 2018, 11:43:18 AM »
The little swimmers ain't swimming like they used to.  Result:  Human Extinction

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/human-race-faces-extinction-male-13380219


Which is probably OK in the grand scheme of things.  Humans had a nice run.  Time for evolution to work its magic and replace us with something better.

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Re: Daily Dose of Doom Thread
« Reply #370 on: October 09, 2018, 04:56:38 PM »
It's been 10 years for 40-50 years.  We'll be fine.  "The Earth takes care of itself"- George Carlin
The earth will be fine.  Humans, not so much.
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Re: Daily Dose of Doom Thread
« Reply #371 on: November 04, 2018, 10:44:34 AM »
Kinda doomish.


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Re: Daily Dose of Doom Thread
« Reply #372 on: November 04, 2018, 06:10:22 PM »
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