The Everlasting Craptastical Mystery Thread

[SMU17]

I can live with that statement....but the hit on Dallas and SMU came before the milwaukee sucks comments...

[MDMU04]

bye bye

Your words carry a lot of weight, especially considering your team hasnt made the tournament in 19 years and hasnt won a tournament game in 24.

[SMU17]

SMU really does have crazy money...the commitment to athletics didn't start occurring until recently, so you can knock the history but without knowing anything about the school to ask why he would leave Marquette for SMU is really a question you need to think about

[Benny B]

I live in chicago...milwaukee is far from beautiful...

Awesome!  Then you're already familiar with college basketball programs on the wrong side of the suck spectrum.

[SMU17]

Your picking on Depaul.....Really thats the best you got....

You and Depaul are essentially the same school....same academic profiles, ect.

You are really just picking on yourself when you do that...

[GGGG]

No actually Marquette and DePaul are different in a number of ways.  First is the investment toward its basketball program.  Second is the arena location.

And I am most certainly not knocking SMU and its investment into basketball.  I think you are the one that doesn't have an understanding of the $$$ that MU has available to pay its coach.

[Blackhat]

SMU you're like a midget picking a fight bro.     Go rope a pony or something brotha, you're getting nowhere.

[SMU17]

I know that we can out pay Marquette without question, we just won't have to....

No reason getting into pissing contest(which we would win), Im glad you guys are committed you should applaud our desire to compete...

[Blackhat]

[GGGG]

Heh...needed that laugh.

[Henry Sugar]

[Blackhat]

Charts pretty damn small,  i take it the blue bloods are on the right of that chart.

[Henry Sugar]

Charts pretty damn small,  i take it the blue bloods are on the right of that chart.

I messed up getting the size right.  Should be fixed now.

[SMU17]

Nice work...good chart...

[Blackhat]

No way an SMU fan is this dumb....must be a Badger.....TO's aren't like cell phone minutes, they don't carry over baby!!!

[SMU17]

Marquette is UW students safety school...

[MerrittsMustache]

Marquette is UW students safety school...

Definitely a Badger fan.

[Benny B]

I know that we can out pay Marquette without question, we just won't have to....

No reason getting into pissing contest(which we would win), Im glad you guys are committed you should applaud our desire to compete...

I think they still teach logic problems down south

Assume:

SMU hoops < VCU hoops
MU hoops > ILL hoops

and:

SMU$ ~ ILL$ > MU$ > VCU$

if:

VCU hoops > ILL$

then:

MU hoops > SMU$

therefore:

SMU =

(We call that the "Money can't buy happiness" theorem.)

in conclusion:

MU = 

Don't mess with happy.

[damuts222]

http://dallas.sbnation.com/2012/3/20/2886562/smu-basketball-coaching-search-matt-doherty

 Nice article on the reality of SMU. As if SMU isn't a safety school for Texas, Texas A&M, and Texas Tech at the least.

  Everything in Texas is bigger including your ignorance to the reality of SMU in basketball. Focus on your football program something Texans care about.

[Aughnanure]

Comeon, he's sooo cute! Can we keep him?

[SMU17]

Most Marquette kids can't get into SMU...and that's ok...

Its not about academics or endowments or being endowed something very few of you know anything about...

The point is you should be thrilled we are going to compete in the same conference and we are just going to take your coach so we can get to your level...no biggie...I applaud you for your effort...

[Blackhat]

you're boring.

[SMU17]

Same to you....

[LAZER]

I don't even know why I'm entertaining this discussion, but SMU's Basketball budget is middle of the road CUSA and Marquette's is 2nd in the Big East. ~3MM vs ~10MM.  I don't even understand how this is an argument.  DePaul's basketball budget is twice as much as SMU's!

I guess you can argue what SMU "might" pay, but then again you can do that for anything.

[MerrittsMustache]

Most Marquette kids can't get into SMU...and that's ok...

Its not about academics or endowments or being endowed something very few of you know anything about...

The point is you should be thrilled we are going to compete in the same conference and we are just going to take your coach so we can get to your level...no biggie...I applaud you for your effort...

This guy is clearly not an actual SMU fan/alum. He's a Badger fan/MU-hater just messing with people.