Author Topic: The Everlasting Craptastical Mystery Thread (Read 506672 times)

SMU17 · « **Reply #100 on:** March 23, 2012, 12:29:19 PM »

Well Lazer....

Now that we are in big east I expect our budget to double but most likely triple...

50mil renovation on stadium is being done currently...the Mavericks use our 2010 practice facility...so all we need is the right coach...and some players...but that stems from the coach...

LON · « **Reply #101 on:** March 23, 2012, 12:31:26 PM »

Quote from: Aughnanure on March 23, 2012, 12:21:12 PM

Comeon, he's sooo cute! Can we keep him?

Is he brown? Is he pretty? Is he clean mikey? Is he clean?

IS HE CLEAN? IS HE BROWN? MAKE HIM TAKE HIS SHOES OFF.

SMU17 · « **Reply #102 on:** March 23, 2012, 12:31:40 PM »

Quote from: MerrittsMustache on March 23, 2012, 12:28:57 PM

This guy is clearly not an actual SMU fan/alum. He's a Badger fan/MU-hater just messing with people.

Marquette average ACT 25
sat 1160

SMU is 29 and 1290

MerrittsMustache · « **Reply #103 on:** March 23, 2012, 12:39:29 PM »

Quote from: SMU17 on March 23, 2012, 12:31:40 PM

Marquette average ACT 25
sat 1160

SMU is 29 and 1290

Well, clearly this proves you're a real SMU fan.

TJ · « **Reply #104 on:** March 23, 2012, 12:48:33 PM »

Quote from: The Sultan of South Wayne on March 23, 2012, 11:38:40 AM

Let me get this straight. You come on this board, start ragging on Milwaukee, a city that a lot of people here love and would rather live in than Dallas. (Don't know how Buzz feels about it.) And then says "money will talk," without having the clue that Marquette has the money to match any offer that SMU makes. That is an undeniable fact.

If Buzz leaves, it won't be for more money.

To be fair, Texas was bashed a few times before he started ragging on Milwaukee.

LAZER · « **Reply #105 on:** March 23, 2012, 12:49:04 PM »

Quote from: SMU17 on March 23, 2012, 12:29:19 PM

Well Lazer....

Now that we are in big east I expect our budget to double but most likely triple...

50mil renovation on stadium is being done currently...the Mavericks use our 2010 practice facility...so all we need is the right coach...and some players...but that stems from the coach...

Yep, I expect Marquette's to triple as well.

SMU17 · « **Reply #106 on:** March 23, 2012, 12:53:28 PM »

ok lazer Marquette is going to start spending 25 mil a year in bball...

good talk...

LAZER · « **Reply #107 on:** March 23, 2012, 12:57:14 PM »

Quote from: SMU17 on March 23, 2012, 12:53:28 PM

ok lazer Marquette is going to start spending 25 mil a year in bball...

good talk...

Yeah it's crazy as SMU spending 10 mil, both ain't gonna happen.

SMU17 · « **Reply #108 on:** March 23, 2012, 12:59:53 PM »

ok lazman....

we will probably outlaying at least 10 mil on buzz after buyout, first years salary, moving expenses, cars, country club membership....

TJ · « **Reply #109 on:** March 23, 2012, 01:14:11 PM »

Quote from: SMU17 on March 23, 2012, 12:59:53 PM

ok lazman....

we will probably outlaying at least 10 mil on buzz after buyout, first years salary, moving expenses, cars, country club membership....

What does he need a CC membership for? The man is always working. I doubt he would play 5 times a year.

Oh, and while I do feel bad that some MU fans have ganged up on you and your school, I also find it humorous that you seem to really think Buzz to SMU is a possibility. While you're at it you should hire Nick Saban too. He's proven a few times that all it takes is a little extra money to get him to bolt.

SMU17 · « **Reply #110 on:** March 23, 2012, 01:26:31 PM »

Buzz and benford both coming...

TJ · « **Reply #111 on:** March 23, 2012, 01:34:24 PM »

Quote from: SMU17 on March 23, 2012, 01:26:31 PM

Buzz and benford both coming...

Enjoy! Sounds like things are looking up in whatever the hell town SMU is located in. Maybe John Wooden will agree to sit on the bench as a "special advisor".

Serious question though... how much money do you think you'll have to throw at Buzz to get him to come? He's already making $2+ million in a good situation. How much do you think it will take to get him to come and rebuild SMU from scratch? $3 million? more? I know you think that money's not a problem, just wondering how much money you're talkin'.

SMU17 · « **Reply #112 on:** March 23, 2012, 01:54:11 PM »

Supposedly he thinks your new AD is a beat off...and he also wants to move back to texas...

We will prob pay 3 a year and then the nice buyout you guys threw on the deal, which was very well done...

LAZER · « **Reply #113 on:** March 23, 2012, 01:56:17 PM »

Quote from: SMU17 on March 23, 2012, 01:54:11 PM

Supposedly he thinks your new AD is a beat off...and he also wants to move back to texas...

We will prob pay 3 a year and then the nice buyout you guys threw on the deal, which was very well done...

It'll be great to watch your irrelevant basketball program bleed money by paying any coach 3 mil.

damuts222 · « **Reply #114 on:** March 23, 2012, 01:58:10 PM »

Badger fan, reveal yourself

SMU17 · « **Reply #115 on:** March 23, 2012, 02:06:36 PM »

Lazer we raise 3 mil with 1 phone call....his salary will not be paid by the school...

MUMac · « **Reply #116 on:** March 23, 2012, 02:10:07 PM »

Quote from: SMU17 on March 23, 2012, 02:06:36 PM

Lazer we raise 3 mil with 1 phone call....his salary will not be paid by the school...

His salary is currently not paid by the school, either. All it took was one phone call as well - but likely the phone call was incoming, not outgoing.

Litehouse · « **Reply #117 on:** March 23, 2012, 02:20:48 PM »

This is like deja vu reading all the comments from the Texas A&M, Arkansas, and Oklahoma fans last year.

SMU17 · « **Reply #118 on:** March 23, 2012, 02:29:22 PM »

Only difference is we have already stated the buyout won't be an issue...where those schools wouldn't pay it...

chapman · « **Reply #119 on:** March 23, 2012, 02:34:44 PM »

Quote from: Litehouse on March 23, 2012, 02:20:48 PM

This is like deja vu reading all the comments from the Texas A&M, Arkansas, and Oklahoma fans last year.

Except those were legit programs. SMU is DePaul's new doormat.

brewcity77 · « **Reply #120 on:** March 23, 2012, 02:35:59 PM »

Quote from: SMU17 on March 23, 2012, 02:29:22 PM

Only difference is we have already stated the buyout won't be an issue...where those schools wouldn't pay it...

No, the only difference is SMU has a dead program and zero credibility compared to those schools. If Buzz left, it would be for a real program. When was the last time a coach left a top-15 job for a sub-200 job? Other than Matt Doherty, who as I recall wasn't given much choice in the matter?

TJ · « **Reply #121 on:** March 23, 2012, 02:41:19 PM »

I honestly hope he's right and SMU starts pouring millions of dollars into basketball and becomes relevant. It can only help our future RPIs. But this offseason, Buzz to SMU is laughable.

SMU17 · « **Reply #122 on:** March 23, 2012, 02:42:14 PM »

hardy har har....

seeya at the brat stop...

Litehouse · « **Reply #123 on:** March 23, 2012, 02:43:08 PM »

Quote from: SMU17 on March 23, 2012, 02:29:22 PM

Only difference is we have already stated the buyout won't be an issue...where those schools wouldn't pay it...

All those fans were here saying the exact same thing. The Arkansas fans said Walton money was going to pay for everything. There was an Oklahoma fan who's parents were big boosters and said the inner-circle of boosters got together to come up with the cash. A&M fans said their school was huge and the boosters would easily come up with the money.

GGGG · « **Reply #124 on:** March 23, 2012, 02:44:08 PM »

Quote from: Litehouse on March 23, 2012, 02:43:08 PM

There was an Oklahoma fan who's parents were big boosters and said the inner-circle of boosters got together to come up with the cash.

Heh...forgot about that one. Funny stuff.

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