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Author Topic: Yet another reason that Apple is the world’s most valuable company?  (Read 1657 times)

Not A Serious Person

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Yet another reason that Apple is the world’s most valuable company?
« on: March 17, 2019, 04:56:54 PM »
What’s coming in the iPhone 11 …

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/8647084/iphone-11-features-foldable-screen-triple-camera-fart-sensor/

Built-in fart sensor

One Apple patent reveals a specialised sensor that would turn the gadget into a poisonous gas detector – which could potentially even sniff out pongy farts.

However, it's more likely to be used for safety, protecting users against deadly gases.

A powerful sensor loaded into the handset would set off an alarm if carbon monoxide or other gases in a room reach dangerous levels.
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Re: Yet another reason that Apple is the world’s most valuable company?
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2019, 05:00:22 PM »
 My prediction is that guys will use it for bragging rights as who has the worst ones.
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Re: Yet another reason that Apple is the world’s most valuable company?
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2019, 05:04:32 PM »
Soon, they will buy Tesla.
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Re: Yet another reason that Apple is the world’s most valuable company?
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2019, 05:09:27 PM »
Should I be selling my Apple stock?
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Re: Yet another reason that Apple is the world’s most valuable company?
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2019, 06:12:41 PM »
Quote from: wadesworld on March 17, 2019, 05:09:27 PM
Should I be selling my Apple stock?

You didn't sell a couple years ago when Heisy recommended it?
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Re: Yet another reason that Apple is the world’s most valuable company?
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2019, 06:13:44 PM »
Not going to happen, just rampant speculation.
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Re: Yet another reason that Apple is the world’s most valuable company?
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2019, 07:23:16 PM »
Quote from: Jockey on March 17, 2019, 06:12:41 PM
You didn't sell a couple years ago when Heisy recommended it?

Still kicking myself for it.
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Re: Yet another reason that Apple is the world’s most valuable company?
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2019, 09:16:13 PM »
Quote from: wadesworld on March 17, 2019, 05:09:27 PM
Should I be selling my Apple stock?

If it has a fart monitor, wchick is correct above ... go long Chipotle and Pizza Hut.
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Sir Lawrence

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Re: Yet another reason that Apple is the world’s most valuable company?
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2019, 03:46:41 PM »
Quote from: tower912 on March 17, 2019, 05:04:32 PM
Soon, they will buy Tesla.

I didn't believe it until I saw it (er, rather heard it).  So Tesla has software engineers getting paid to install fart sounds in its vehicles.  I hate to admit it, but I did laugh.  Imagine how easy it would be to embarrass your teen-aged kids.
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Re: Yet another reason that Apple is the world’s most valuable company?
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2019, 10:47:36 PM »
Stock is stormin' back. Glad I bought more when it was on sale!
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