Kolek planning to go pro
Heat Will Likely Soar to Record Levels in Next 5 Yearshttps://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/17/climate/record-heat-forecast.html
first of all, it's the new york times...bwahahahaha...so many catastrophic predictions haven't even come close to being true, but you climate zealots keep slopping it up. oh yeah, just keep sending lawyers, money and greta thunderbergs and we'll take care of it for ya. ya sure this didn't come from the new york onion?
I mean, it's not a bad prediction because that's exactly where the trends are going. These are just objective facts.https://www.climate.gov/news-features/understanding-climate/climate-change-global-temperatureAdding a growing El Nino to that mix will undoubtedly raise temps even more.
Global temperatures are just another lib conspiracy brought to you by George Soros and Hilary Drinks the Blood of Children Clintoon.
We know you don't care. You'll be dead before it affects you.
Weinermobile has been renamed (likely due to wokeness.)https://abc7chicago.com/oscar-mayer-wienermobile-frankmobile-hot-dogs-mobile/13260290/
Apparently, people have been gettin' busy in the wienermobilehttps://slate.com/human-interest/2023/05/oscar-mayer-wienermobile-drivers-sex-jamie-loftus-hot-dog.html
Jack's Pizza changed their Canadian bacon from big triangles to cubed rectangles. Doom.
Kraft did that!