Banquet report

[tower912]

So, who went?
Players in attendance?
Agents in attendance?
Awards?
Walking boots?

Spill the tea!

[Hards Alumni]

Corn was plump and flavorful, you could feel the REAL CREAM in the mashed potatoes, but the Salisbury Steak was tough (like it was made in 1953, not SINCE 1953), and the gravy did it no favors.  Apple desert was dry and hard.

Overall a solid 3/10 on the Banquet dinner.

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[tower912]

Well played.

[Uncle Rico]

So, who went?
Players in attendance?
Agents in attendance?
Awards?
Walking boots?

Spill the tea!

When Herm gets here to clean the toilets, I'll ask him and report back

[SchnitzelBoy]

Happy to report I slugged 6 tallboys of Coors Banquet last night and rewatched the win over UConn

[Billy Hoyle]

Happy to report I slugged 6 tallboys of Coors Banquet last night and rewatched the win over UConn

[Scoop Snoop]

I noticed that the label states that the Salisbury Steak is composed of chicken, pork, and beef. Had they left out the beef, I think the "steak" would have been more tender.

Considering how bad the team was this year they deserved nothing better than those Banquet dinners. I hope they had to pay for them as well.

[Uncle Rico]

I noticed that the label states that the Salisbury Steak is composed of chicken, pork, and beef. Had they left out the beef, I think the "steak" would have been more tender.

Considering how bad the team was this year they deserved nothing better than those Banquet dinners. I hope they had to pay for them as well.

Honestly, I hope they were all jailed, along with the staff

[MUpugnacity]

Honestly, I hope they were all jailed, along with the staff

Worse, they were forced to sit in the film room and read muscoop all day.

[onepost]

If you read the John Dodds recap BE WARNED there's a mid-column jump scare.
Sent a goddamn chill down my spine.

[TallTitan34]

If you read the John Dodds recap BE WARNED there's a mid-column jump scare.
Sent a goddamn chill down my spine.

[brewcity77]

Corn was plump and flavorful, you could feel the REAL CREAM in the mashed potatoes, but the Salisbury Steak was tough (like it was made in 1953, not SINCE 1953), and the gravy did it no favors.  Apple desert was dry and hard.

Overall a solid 3/10 on the Banquet dinner.

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Brilliant post. Though I would've recommended trying the Pasta Minessale, or the Chicken Buljan & Rice.

[Hards Alumni]

Brilliant post. Though I would've recommended trying the Pasta Minessale, or the Chicken Buljan & Rice.

Gotta drip feed to maintain subs, can't drop all the content in one day.

[Galway Eagle]

If you read the John Dodds recap BE WARNED there's a mid-column jump scare.
Sent a goddamn chill down my spine.

Serious lack of blender comparisons in that write up

[wadesworld]

Was Clark at the banquet?  Didn't see him in the picture of everyone up on the stage, but hard to tell who's who.  Just thought his height would stick out.

[MUpugnacity]

Was Clark at the banquet?  Didn't see him in the picture of everyone up on the stage, but hard to tell who's who.  Just thought his height would stick out.

He was on the far left of that picture.

[swoopem]

Caedin won two awards. Shocking

Get ready for another summer where he wins those weekly awards that they tweet out. The Caedin hype train has not slowed down

[Billy Hoyle]

Caedin won two awards. Shocking

Get ready for another summer where he wins those weekly awards that they tweet out. The Caedin hype train has not slowed down

Was one the "Riley Crean Coach's Son" award?

[swoopem]

Was one the "Riley Crean Coach's Son" award?

They changed it to the "Shaka's favorite player" award. Caedin won in a landslide

[WhiteTrash]

Caedin won two awards. Shocking

Get ready for another summer where he wins those weekly awards that they tweet out. The Caedin hype train has not slowed down

*Best Cheerleader
*Best Bench Warmer

[Scoop Snoop]

*Best Cheerleader
*Best Bench Warmer

*Best Hook Shot Practicer

[WhiteTrash]

*Best Hook Shot Practicer

*Best At Getting The Hook After 2 Minuets Of Play.

[swoopem]

*Best Hook Shot Practicer

I can't believe they were actually hyping up the 10,000 hook shots thing.

Let's call the offseason April 1-September 30th. That's 55 shots a day. That was basically waiting for the bus as a kid. Such a joke

[Billy Hoyle]

*Best Cheerleader
*Best Bench Warmer

Roll those into one and call it the Dwaine Streater Award (no disrespect to Streater, and he's killing it as a music executive and was a great teammate).

I wouldn't call a guy who started a majority of the games a "Bench Warmer."

[nyg]

Probably detailing the MU injuries over the years which inhibited their ability to play basketball.  While other programs have them, MU never heals and let the injury excuse continue.  He is the excuse leader.