Banquet report

[WhiteTrash]

I wouldn't call a guy who started a majority of the games a "Bench Warmer."

He "RGV'd" his way to that position on the team. Celebrate 'the process'.

[Boone]

dodds always has that lights-are-on-but-no-one-is-home look

[TSmith34, Inc.]

Replies spilling to two pages now and not a single one addressing the original question.

This is what I come to scoop for.

[Hards Alumni]

o7

[Hards Alumni]

First time reading a Dodds article.  Is he just a really poor writer?

[MUbiz]

Caedin won two awards. Shocking

Get ready for another summer where he wins those weekly awards that they tweet out. The Caedin hype train has not slowed down

That fall "embedded moles" post by Rothstein about 18 for the third year in a row is gonna hit like crack.

[MUpugnacity]

First time reading a Dodds article.  Is he just a really poor writer?

Yes, he should have been the first writer replaced by AI

[#UnleashThePortal]

Was Clark at the banquet?  Didn't see him in the picture of everyone up on the stage, but hard to tell who's who.  Just thought his height would stick out.

He can hide behind a rail though.

[#UnleashThePortal]

Probably detailing the MU injuries over the years which inhibited their ability to play basketball.  While other programs have them, MU never heals and let the injury excuse continue.  He is the excuse leader.

do you remember the tired legs theme on scoop during the Wojo Feb fade days? Whatever you do, don't point out that other teams also play games and travel too.

[BrewCity83]

So...nobody went to the banquet.

[#UnleashThePortal]

So...nobody went to the banquet.

I couldn't be bothered to go to like 50% of the home games this season. No chance I was going to the banquet!

[Vander Blue Man Group]

Really hoping some of you seek help for your HDS!

[Pakuni]

First time reading a Dodds article.  Is he just a really poor writer?

No, he's poor at a lot of other things, too.

[rocky_warrior]

If you read the John Dodds recap BE WARNED there's a mid-column jump scare.
Sent a goddamn chill down my spine.

Just a reminder we allow outgoing links here, lol
https://247sports.com/college/marquette/article/notes-from-the-year-end-marquette-basketball-banquet-281114345/

[Scoop Snoop]

Really hoping some of you seek help for your HDS!

Nice! 

[wisblue]

Serious lack of blender comparisons in that write up

Looked like he's moved from the blender to giving off "vibes".

[Scoop Snoop]

Just a reminder we allow outgoing links here, lol
https://247sports.com/college/marquette/article/notes-from-the-year-end-marquette-basketball-banquet-281114345/

As I think many here noticed, Phillip's missed shots (with the exception of an embarrassing airball one time) often were not very far off. I saw a woman leaving Capital One in DC after the GT/MU game with "Phillips III" in large letters on the back of her jacket, so almost certainly his mother. Glad she made it to the banquet, even if crappy "TV" dinners were served.

[rocky_warrior]

As I think many here noticed, Phillip's missed shots (with the exception of an embarrassing airball one time) often were not very far off.

"shot looked spot on in games.... but the hoop did not want it."

I bet a bunch of guys NOT in the NBA are telling their agent it was the hoop's fault.

[Galway Eagle]

Looked like he's moved from the blender to giving off "vibes".

Can't wait till Dodds starts using Gen Z slang and whites "Owens is giving Toone, no cap"

[NCMUFan]

Is that Bo Ellis?

[Small Orange Soda]

Really hoping some of you seek help for your HDS!

Hope Shaka is first in line!

[Galway Eagle]

"shot looked spot on in games.... but the hoop did not want it."

I bet a bunch of guys NOT in the NBA are telling their agent it was the hoop's fault.

Remember how everyone constantly said Henry's shot looked great and would start falling?

[Hards Alumni]

Is that Bo Ellis?

yes

[Boone]

Yes, it is Bo -- wishing he'd been assigned to another table

[Small Orange Soda]

No, he's poor at a lot of other things, too.

He started a podcast and had Andrei from Paint Touches on. Dodds was harping on how a huge part of this season's downfall was losing Sean Jones' defense before Andrei had to interrupt him and say that statistically Sean was the worst defender on the team.