Animal Attacks

[The Sultan]

Elect me President and I'll sell Arizona back to Mexico at a huge discount.

Can we pay Mexico to take it off our hands?

[Uncle Rico]

Can we pay Mexico to take it off our hands?

Working on that with Florida and Spain

[The Sultan]

Working on that with Florida and Spain

Spain has enough problems. I doubt they'd be interested.

[Uncle Rico]

Spain has enough problems. I doubt they'd be interested.

I'll throw in Mississippi at a deep discount

[tower912]

Texas, too.

[Uncle Rico]

Texas, too.

We'll keep Austin, though

[Herman Cain]

A very sad situation.

https://nypost.com/video/bear-trainer-mauled-to-death-while-her-teen-son-watched/

[NCMUFan]

Doesn't sound like that bear became tame.

[manny31]

I've rescued a few dogs, kept a couple and got others adopted. Rescued a 4 year old Doberman, had for about 3 months. I loved the guy, a big baby until he wasn't. He went after me, it was pretty f'ing scary. Torn the shyte out of my arm and side.. I'm mad that it happened, he had been abused before I got him, no idea what set him off. I've gone over it a thousand times..Animal attacks=no fun!!

[tower912]

My daughter has a similar story.  Rescued a dog.  Things were going great.   Unprovoked, it attacked her and bit her face.  She is fortunate the scars are barely noticeable.

[StillAWarrior]

Doesn't sound like that bear became tame.

When your job is to tame bears, the annual performance evaluation can be a b*tch.

[ATL MU Warrior]

Animals attacking other animals...with hilarious human commentary

https://www.facebook.com/reel/394622156960587

[Pakuni]

Are bears going soft? Pretty embearassing to be taken out by a 72-year-old berry-picker.

BILLINGS, Mont. (AP) — A 72-year-old man picking huckleberries in Montana shot and killed a grizzly bear after it attacked in a surprise encounter and injured him badly enough that he had to be hospitalized, authorities said Friday.
The man was alone on national forest land when the adult female charged him Thursday. He suffered significant injuries before killing the bear with a handgun, Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks officials said.

https://apnews.com/article/montana-grizzly-bear-killed-shot-attack-1a999b1f05ebc996d92c2925b27baf22

[warriorchick]

Are bears going soft? Pretty embearassing to be taken out by a 72-year-old berry-picker.

BILLINGS, Mont. (AP) — A 72-year-old man picking huckleberries in Montana shot and killed a grizzly bear after it attacked in a surprise encounter and injured him badly enough that he had to be hospitalized, authorities said Friday.
The man was alone on national forest land when the adult female charged him Thursday. He suffered significant injuries before killing the bear with a handgun, Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks officials said.

https://apnews.com/article/montana-grizzly-bear-killed-shot-attack-1a999b1f05ebc996d92c2925b27baf22

Nope. It's just that berry pickers have gotten more bad ass.

[MuggsyB]

Are bears going soft? Pretty embearassing to be taken out by a 72-year-old berry-picker.

BILLINGS, Mont. (AP) — A 72-year-old man picking huckleberries in Montana shot and killed a grizzly bear after it attacked in a surprise encounter and injured him badly enough that he had to be hospitalized, authorities said Friday.
The man was alone on national forest land when the adult female charged him Thursday. He suffered significant injuries before killing the bear with a handgun, Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks officials said.

https://apnews.com/article/montana-grizzly-bear-killed-shot-attack-1a999b1f05ebc996d92c2925b27baf22

Stop disparaging and attacking our  🐻 🐻‍❄ populations. 

[Uncle Rico]

Stop disparaging and attacking our  🐻 🐻‍❄ populations.

Why?  Bears are incredibly stupid

[MuggsyB]

Why?  Bears are incredibly stupid

It's just a reminder that we should respect other members of the animal kingdom.  They're certainly not soft. 

[The Sultan]

It's just a reminder that we should respect other members of the animal kingdom.  They're certainly not soft. 

Maybe they should stop attacking us for merely picking berries then.

[Uncle Rico]

It's just a reminder that we should respect other members of the animal kingdom.  They're certainly not soft.

Actually, they're quite soft

[MuggsyB]

Maybe they should stop attacking us for merely picking berries then.

I didn't realize you were a gun ownership person.  I was semi joking and glad the dude us okay.  But 🐻 🐻 🐻‍❄ should not be mocked. 

[The Sultan]

I didn't realize you were a gun ownership person.  I was semi joking and glad the dude us okay.  But 🐻 🐻 🐻‍❄ should not be mocked. 

When have I ever expressed an opinion against gun ownership?

[Herman Cain]

Bald Eagle attacks in St. Hermans Harbor, Alaska

https://nypost.com/2024/07/20/us-news/bald-eagle-attacks-ruffle-alaskans-in-kodiak/

[TSmith34, Inc.]

I saw a Mississippi kite dive bomb and strike a young girl on a motorized scooter yesterday. Hit her on the top/back of her head. She should have had a gun to teach that fucker a lesson.

[cheebs09]

Actually, they're quite soft

Heck, they are used to show how soft toilet paper is.

[rocky_warrior]

Are bears going soft? Pretty embearassing to be taken out by a 72-year-old berry-picker.

Last year I spotted a black bear going after one of my fly traps.  I ran out on the deck (above him) and said "no".  He ignored, so I shouted "NO!".  He sheepishly got back on all 4s and sulked away.  Soft indeed.