The Perfect Marriage - Suzanne Somers Version

[Herman Cain]

This couple sure are enjoying life.....

https://nypost.com/2023/01/16/suzanne-somers-says-she-spoils-her-husband-after-shocking-sex-reveal/?dicbo=v2-5fa8d12ec92e31a52652dd6244f06475

[JWags85]

It's a nice story and kudos on a great marriage without the absolute blatant lie that an 86 year old man is having sex 3 times daily.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

It's a nice story and kudos on a great marriage without the absolute blatant lie that an 86 year old man is having sex 3 times daily.

Speak for yourself.

[warriorchick]

Keep in mind that this is a woman who got caught coming out of a liposuction clinic at the height of her Thighmasrer fame.

[4everwarriors]

Depends watt y'all are kallin' sex. For instance, walkin' past ur signicant udder in the hallway and yellin' "kolek u" duzant kount as hall sex, aina?

[withoutbias]

Depends watt y'all are kallin' sex. For instance, walkin' past ur signicant udder in the hallway and yellin' "kolek u" duzant kount as hall sex, aina?

Sounds like you and your wife have an awesome relationship.

Cue Goose up to tell us all how wrong we are about 4Never's sex life.

[Herman Cain]

We ran into Suzanne twice in the last 17 years .

First saw her at Teeterboro In New Jersey coming off a private plane just as we were going out to ours . Was in great shape . Definitely was strutting about .

Then quite a few years later saw her The Tropicale Restaurant in Palm Springs having quite the time .

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Cue Goose up to tell us all how wrong we are about 4Never's sex life.

Goose knows ball, always cups.

[dgies9156]

It's a nice story and kudos on a great marriage without the absolute blatant lie that an 86 year old man is having sex 3 times daily.

Why not????

[TSmith34, Inc.]

We ran into Suzanne twice in the last 17 years .

First saw her at Teeterboro In New Jersey coming off a private plane just as we were going out to ours . Was in great shape . Definitely was strutting about .

Then quite a few years later saw her The Tropicale Restaurant in Palm Springs having quite the time .

Before or after you checked out Grimes' body language?

[Jockey]

Keep in mind that this is a woman who got caught coming out of a liposuction clinic at the height of her Thighmasrer fame.

More women should do that.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Before or after you checked out Grimes' body language?

🐷🐷

[Herman Cain]

Before or after you checked out Grimes' body language?

Before

[Coleman]

What a weird f*cking thread

[4everwarriors]

Fookin' iz da operative word, hey?

[rocket surgeon]

More women should do that.

And I am supposed to be the most disgusting guy on scoop??  Ma musta missed this one cuz if this isn't one of the most misogynistic quotes of scoopdom...then alls fair in love and cellulite, eyn'er heyyyyy ohhhh!!

[wadesworld]

And I am supposed to be the most disgusting guy on scoop??  Ma musta missed this one cuz if this isn't one of the most misogynistic quotes of scoopdom...then alls fair in love and cellulite, eyn'er heyyyyy ohhhh!!

At least you have a tiny pinch of self awareness. That's good to know.

[Not all scoop users are created equal apparently]

Rocket watched tucker have his way with his wife and you're all complaining

[Herman Cain]

Looks like Larsa Pippen must have consulted with Suzanne....

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11879833/Larsa-Pippen-used-sex-four-times-night-ex-husband-Scottie-Pippen.html

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Looks like Larsa Pippen must have consulted with Suzanne....

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11879833/Larsa-Pippen-used-sex-four-times-night-ex-husband-Scottie-Pippen.html

No tippin' Pippen is going balls deep.

[JWags85]

As someone whose wife is an avid viewer of this clown's Housewives franchise, I can testify that she is not only a lunatic, but a delusional liar of the highest order.  I believe this ancedote as much as I would believe a first time poster who declared that Pippen was actually a fantastic and kind restaurant patron who was generous and gracious, and has no lingering resentment towards MJ.

About 10 min after this quote, she claimed that due to her OnlyFans and "modeling" she actually had a "real job, unlike you"...to an anesthesiologist on the show who she then claimed "just puts people to sleep. 

[NCMUFan]

Very news worthy stuff.

[Jockey]

As someone whose wife is an avid viewer of this clown's Housewives franchise, I can testify that she is not only a lunatic, but a delusional liar of the highest order.  I believe this ancedote as much as I would believe a first time poster who declared that Pippen was actually a fantastic and kind restaurant patron who was generous and gracious, and has no lingering resentment towards MJ.

About 10 min after this quote, she claimed that due to her OnlyFans and "modeling" she actually had a "real job, unlike you"...to an anesthesiologist on the show who she then claimed "just puts people to sleep.

Stupidity sells.

[Uncle Rico]

As someone whose wife is an avid viewer of this clown's Housewives franchise, I can testify that she is not only a lunatic, but a delusional liar of the highest order.  I believe this ancedote as much as I would believe a first time poster who declared that Pippen was actually a fantastic and kind restaurant patron who was generous and gracious, and has no lingering resentment towards MJ.

About 10 min after this quote, she claimed that due to her OnlyFans and "modeling" she actually had a "real job, unlike you"...to an anesthesiologist on the show who she then claimed "just puts people to sleep.

Horny, old men clicked the link as soon as they saw it.  These guys need some prostitutes or strippers in their lives

[Spaniel with a Short Tail]

Daughter played HS sports with one of Pippen's daughters. He didn't show up for any of her events, ever. From what I have been told (and my personal experience) he is a 100% absentee father for several of the children he has fathered from multiple women. IMHO he is a POS and I find it distasteful that the Bulls pay him to be one of their "ambassadors."