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Author Topic: The Perfect Marriage - Suzanne Somers Version  (Read 2873 times)

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Re: The Perfect Marriage - Suzanne Somers Version
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2023, 02:09:40 PM »
It’s a nice story and kudos on a great marriage without the absolute blatant lie that an 86 year old man is having sex 3 times daily.

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Re: The Perfect Marriage - Suzanne Somers Version
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2023, 03:06:58 PM »
It’s a nice story and kudos on a great marriage without the absolute blatant lie that an 86 year old man is having sex 3 times daily.

Speak for yourself.

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Re: The Perfect Marriage - Suzanne Somers Version
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2023, 04:31:48 PM »
Keep in mind that this is a woman who got caught coming out of a liposuction clinic at the height of her Thighmasrer fame.
Have some patience, FFS.

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Re: The Perfect Marriage - Suzanne Somers Version
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2023, 04:36:08 PM »
Depends watt y'all are kallin' sex. For instance, walkin' past ur signicant udder in the hallway and yellin' "kolek u" duzant kount as hall sex, aina?
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Re: The Perfect Marriage - Suzanne Somers Version
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2023, 04:41:28 PM »
Depends watt y'all are kallin' sex. For instance, walkin' past ur signicant udder in the hallway and yellin' "kolek u" duzant kount as hall sex, aina?

Sounds like you and your wife have an awesome relationship.

Cue Goose up to tell us all how wrong we are about 4Never’s sex life.

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Re: The Perfect Marriage - Suzanne Somers Version
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2023, 04:53:43 PM »
We ran into Suzanne twice in the last 17 years .

 First saw her at Teeterboro In New Jersey coming off a private plane just as we were going out to ours . Was in great shape . Definitely was strutting about .

Then quite a few years later saw her The Tropicale Restaurant in Palm Springs having quite the time .
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Re: The Perfect Marriage - Suzanne Somers Version
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2023, 05:20:29 PM »

Cue Goose up to tell us all how wrong we are about 4Never’s sex life.

Goose knows ball, always cups.

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Re: The Perfect Marriage - Suzanne Somers Version
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2023, 11:09:53 AM »
It’s a nice story and kudos on a great marriage without the absolute blatant lie that an 86 year old man is having sex 3 times daily.

Why not????

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Re: The Perfect Marriage - Suzanne Somers Version
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2023, 12:00:44 PM »
We ran into Suzanne twice in the last 17 years .

 First saw her at Teeterboro In New Jersey coming off a private plane just as we were going out to ours . Was in great shape . Definitely was strutting about .

Then quite a few years later saw her The Tropicale Restaurant in Palm Springs having quite the time .
Before or after you checked out Grimes' body language?
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Re: The Perfect Marriage - Suzanne Somers Version
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2023, 12:05:39 PM »
Keep in mind that this is a woman who got caught coming out of a liposuction clinic at the height of her Thighmasrer fame.

More women should do that.

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Re: The Perfect Marriage - Suzanne Somers Version
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2023, 12:42:25 PM »
Before or after you checked out Grimes' body language?

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Re: The Perfect Marriage - Suzanne Somers Version
« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2023, 02:33:18 PM »
Before or after you checked out Grimes' body language?
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Re: The Perfect Marriage - Suzanne Somers Version
« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2023, 09:30:58 AM »
What a weird f*cking thread

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Re: The Perfect Marriage - Suzanne Somers Version
« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2023, 09:33:14 AM »
Fookin' iz da operative word, hey?
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Re: The Perfect Marriage - Suzanne Somers Version
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2023, 11:45:48 PM »
More women should do that.

And I am supposed to be the most disgusting guy on scoop??  Ma musta missed this one cuz if this isn’t one of the most misogynistic quotes of scoopdom…then alls fair in love and cellulite, eyn’er heyyyyy ohhhh!!
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Re: The Perfect Marriage - Suzanne Somers Version
« Reply #16 on: February 12, 2023, 12:11:39 AM »
And I am supposed to be the most disgusting guy on scoop??  Ma musta missed this one cuz if this isn’t one of the most misogynistic quotes of scoopdom…then alls fair in love and cellulite, eyn’er heyyyyy ohhhh!!

At least you have a tiny pinch of self awareness. That’s good to know.
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Re: The Perfect Marriage - Suzanne Somers Version
« Reply #17 on: February 12, 2023, 12:35:53 AM »
Rocket watched tucker have his way with his wife and you’re all complaining

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Re: The Perfect Marriage - Suzanne Somers Version
« Reply #20 on: March 20, 2023, 10:43:36 AM »
As someone whose wife is an avid viewer of this clown's Housewives franchise, I can testify that she is not only a lunatic, but a delusional liar of the highest order.  I believe this ancedote as much as I would believe a first time poster who declared that Pippen was actually a fantastic and kind restaurant patron who was generous and gracious, and has no lingering resentment towards MJ.

About 10 min after this quote, she claimed that due to her OnlyFans and "modeling" she actually had a "real job, unlike you"...to an anesthesiologist on the show who she then claimed "just puts people to sleep. 

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Re: The Perfect Marriage - Suzanne Somers Version
« Reply #21 on: March 20, 2023, 11:15:23 AM »
Very news worthy stuff.

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Re: The Perfect Marriage - Suzanne Somers Version
« Reply #22 on: March 20, 2023, 11:33:02 AM »
As someone whose wife is an avid viewer of this clown's Housewives franchise, I can testify that she is not only a lunatic, but a delusional liar of the highest order.  I believe this ancedote as much as I would believe a first time poster who declared that Pippen was actually a fantastic and kind restaurant patron who was generous and gracious, and has no lingering resentment towards MJ.

About 10 min after this quote, she claimed that due to her OnlyFans and "modeling" she actually had a "real job, unlike you"...to an anesthesiologist on the show who she then claimed "just puts people to sleep.

Stupidity sells.

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Re: The Perfect Marriage - Suzanne Somers Version
« Reply #23 on: March 20, 2023, 11:59:00 AM »
As someone whose wife is an avid viewer of this clown's Housewives franchise, I can testify that she is not only a lunatic, but a delusional liar of the highest order.  I believe this ancedote as much as I would believe a first time poster who declared that Pippen was actually a fantastic and kind restaurant patron who was generous and gracious, and has no lingering resentment towards MJ.

About 10 min after this quote, she claimed that due to her OnlyFans and "modeling" she actually had a "real job, unlike you"...to an anesthesiologist on the show who she then claimed "just puts people to sleep.

Horny, old men clicked the link as soon as they saw it.  These guys need some prostitutes or strippers in their lives
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Re: The Perfect Marriage - Suzanne Somers Version
« Reply #24 on: March 20, 2023, 02:34:09 PM »
Daughter played HS sports with one of Pippen's daughters. He didn't show up for any of her events, ever. From what I have been told (and my personal experience) he is a 100% absentee father for several of the children he has fathered from multiple women. IMHO he is a POS and I find it distasteful that the Bulls pay him to be one of their "ambassadors."


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Re: The Perfect Marriage - Suzanne Somers Version
« Reply #25 on: March 21, 2023, 10:17:48 AM »
Very news worthy stuff.

Why are people so forthcoming about their personal lives? 

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Re: The Perfect Marriage - Suzanne Somers Version
« Reply #26 on: March 21, 2023, 10:23:13 AM »
Why are people so forthcoming about their personal lives?
Ask chicos

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Re: The Perfect Marriage - Suzanne Somers Version
« Reply #27 on: March 21, 2023, 01:44:21 PM »
Why are people so forthcoming about their personal lives?

You told us you watch Sister Wives, homie.

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Re: The Perfect Marriage - Suzanne Somers Version
« Reply #28 on: March 21, 2023, 07:31:01 PM »
You told us you watch Sister Wives, homie.

What is wrong with that?!  Dance Moms was another great show…that one got me through grad school.

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Re: The Perfect Marriage - Suzanne Somers Version
« Reply #30 on: October 15, 2023, 03:48:45 PM »
RIP Suzanne Somers.
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Re: The Perfect Marriage - Suzanne Somers Version
« Reply #31 on: October 15, 2023, 04:14:18 PM »
RIP Suzanne Somers.

Died in sex. Good way to go