Hater's guide to Notre Dame

[warriorchick]

A Drew Magary Classic.

Hard to believe it's a decade old at this point, but still spot on:

https://deadspin.com/the-haters-guide-to-notre-dame-5963736

[Shooter McGavin]

A Drew Magary Classic.

Hard to believe it's a decade old at this point, but still spot on:

https://deadspin.com/the-haters-guide-to-notre-dame-5963736

Pretty funny Chick.  Can't believe I haven't seen that before.

[romey]

That is an absolute classic.

[Hards Alumni]

A tradition unlike any other, ND sucks.

[Dr. Blackheart]

https://twitter.com/muoverload/status/1202097926908129281?s=46&t=EPe06Af-Omz3Fy5VW-_uiQ

[warriorchick]

How do you know that a guy went to Notre Dame?

Because he will tell you within 2 minutes of meeting you.

[Dr. Blackheart]

[Galway Eagle]

Remember when their QB got catfished and genuinely thought he was dating someone online? Classic.

[tower912]

All American linebacker, not QB.

[HutchwasClutch]

Remember when their QB got catfished and genuinely thought he was dating someone online? Classic.

That was a LB, Te'o.

[warriorchick]

All American linebacker, not QB.

[warriorchick]

Fun fact:

I briefly worked for a company that, before I got there, bottled Rudy's sports drink which he used to scam investors in a pump and dump scheme:

https://deadspin.com/notre-dames-rudy-used-scrappy-undersized-sports-drink-5868859

[Galway Eagle]

ND has caused at least one young st Mary's girl to kill herself, and from negligence lead to the death of another young man.

unnatural carnal knowledge ND

[panda]

How do you know that a guy went to Notre Dame?

Because he will tell you within 2 minutes of meeting you.

Did you make that up ? Never heard it before

[warriorchick]

Did you make that up ? Never heard it before

Nope.  It's a pretty old one.

[panda]

Nope.  It's a pretty old one.

Interesting - it's so clever I'm shocked that's the first time I'm seeing it.

[Dr. Blackheart]

Interesting - it's so clever I'm shocked that's the first time I'm seeing it.

Both were on the front pages of the Chicago Tribune

[panda]

Both were on the front pages of the Chicago Tribune

Print media is dead

[Dr. Blackheart]

Print media is dead

Not according to Cheeks

[JakeBarnes]

This quote is all you need:

I hate Notre Dame for the exact same reasons I hate Tim Tebow. It's an underperforming football entity with an irritating tribal gloss of holiness, which gets far too much acclaim and adulation when it happens to succeed

[Dickthedribbler]

I like the one Al McGuire used to tell:

When you're in a small group, how can you identify the Notre Dame grad??? He'll be the one picking his nose so he has a chance to show you his class ring.

[Daniel]

I like the one Al McGuire used to tell:

When you're in a small group, how can you identify the Notre Dame grad??? He'll be the one picking his nose so he has a chance to show you his class ring.

Yes a great Al-ism.  Love this one

[muwarrior69]

Hate UW, Hate Notre Dame; I guess the Jesuits didn't teach us much, eh?

[Shooter McGavin]

The new MU students couldn't care less about this game except for how it hurts or helps their NCAA chances.  There is no rivalry anymore.  I don't even think ND has a rival in basketball. MU has Wisconsin and that's about it.  Maybe DePaul.  Conference realignment has ruined some of the fun of college basketball IMO.

[real chili 83]

They still suck