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Author Topic: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP  (Read 1229 times)

Uncle Rico

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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #25 on: September 22, 2022, 08:24:22 AM »
They play their own sports and are not stupid. My guess is you have never observed Orangutans and Gorillas.

When a gorilla or bear can play baseball “The Cardinal Way”, we can talk
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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #26 on: September 22, 2022, 08:29:45 AM »
When a gorilla or bear can play baseball “The Cardinal Way”, we can talk

Stop disparaging and mocking some of our great species.  Maybe they have no interest in baseball and prefer mma or boxing.

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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #27 on: September 22, 2022, 08:50:40 AM »
Stop disparaging and mocking some of our great species.  Maybe they have no interest in baseball and prefer mma or boxing.

Uhh yeah, gorillas hate baseball. They love soccer
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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #28 on: September 22, 2022, 09:10:01 AM »
Stop disparaging and mocking some of our great species.  Maybe they have no interest in baseball and prefer mma or boxing.

Sure, if they love having their brains smashed in for our entertainment.
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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #29 on: September 22, 2022, 09:24:18 AM »
Actual bears playing football with Ditka as coach.... not even God would have a chance.

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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #30 on: September 22, 2022, 09:24:30 AM »
Fair enough.  That's an extremely difficult question. Let me think about this for a while.....the Silverback could have the edge.

It wouldn't be close, the gorilla would annihilate the bear.

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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #31 on: September 22, 2022, 10:25:05 AM »
It wouldn't be close, the gorilla would annihilate the bear.

That's factually incorrect after looking at some Black Bear facts.  I didn't realize they can go about 650 lbs and run 30 mph. 

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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #32 on: September 22, 2022, 10:27:39 AM »
Black Bears are evil and must be destroyed
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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #33 on: September 22, 2022, 10:54:59 AM »
That's factually incorrect after looking at some Black Bear facts.  I didn't realize they can go about 650 lbs and run 30 mph.

Sounds great, they'd still get torn to shreds by a silverback.  Bears are fat and stupid.  Gorillas are all muscle and mean.

It would not be close.  30mph would only help the bear when it is running for its god damn life from the murder machine chasing it.

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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #34 on: September 22, 2022, 11:02:59 AM »
There are no laws to protect this bear in Michigan.  Something has to be done.  I wonder how he/she ended up there?

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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #35 on: September 22, 2022, 11:22:58 AM »
Sounds great, they'd still get torn to shreds by a silverback.  Bears are fat and stupid.  Gorillas are all muscle and mean.

It would not be close.  30mph would only help the bear when it is running for its god damn life from the murder machine chasing it.

This is a totally rrational response.  They are not remotely fat or stupid. 

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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #36 on: September 22, 2022, 11:35:04 AM »
Here is my all animal Football line up
Defense
Defensive Line Grizzly Bears
Linebackers - Silver Back Gorilla
Defensive Backs - cheetah

Offense
Offensive Line- Elephants
Tight End - orangutan
WR- Gazelle
QB - Chimpanzee

Kicker -Zebra
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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #37 on: September 22, 2022, 11:42:49 AM »
Cmon Herman.  Gazelles aint catching a football unless it gets wedged in their horns somehow.
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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #38 on: September 22, 2022, 12:25:57 PM »
This is a totally rrational response.  They are not remotely fat or stupid.

I believe the term is “doughy” per Seth Davis.

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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #39 on: September 22, 2022, 12:31:26 PM »
This is a totally rrational response.  They are not remotely fat or stupid.

They literally eat as much as they can in late summer and fall to get as fat as possible.


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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #42 on: September 22, 2022, 01:11:43 PM »
I’m a Michigan resident and had no idea we have wolves. I knew bears were common but didn’t know about wolves. Good thing I never go to the UP
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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #43 on: September 22, 2022, 01:20:42 PM »
I’m a Michigan resident and had no idea we have wolves. I knew bears were common but didn’t know about wolves. Good thing I never go to the UP


Yeah there are wolves in northern Wisconsin too. Honestly, I am sad that the bear met his fate that way.
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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #44 on: September 22, 2022, 01:24:33 PM »
I’m a Michigan resident and had no idea we have wolves. I knew bears were common but didn’t know about wolves. Good thing I never go to the UP
Wolves by state:
https://nywolf.org/learn/u-s-wolf-populations/

I think MU82 brought some from the midwest to NC

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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #45 on: September 22, 2022, 01:25:00 PM »
Here is my all animal Football line up
Defense
Defensive Line Grizzly Bears
Linebackers - Silver Back Gorilla
Defensive Backs - cheetah

Offense
Offensive Line- Elephants
Tight End - orangutan
WR- Gazelle
QB - Chimpanzee

Kicker -Zebra

A pee wee team would beat them by 100 because animals can’t play team sports
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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #46 on: September 22, 2022, 01:26:54 PM »
A pee wee team would beat them by 100 because animals can’t play team sports


Yeah the animals would probably jump offsides a lot.  OTOH, they would likely eat the pee wee team before they could accomplish much.
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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #47 on: September 22, 2022, 01:29:03 PM »

Yeah the animals would probably jump offsides a lot.  OTOH, they would likely eat the pee wee team before they could accomplish much.

Then they’d be disqualified and the win awarded to the kids.  Animals are too stupid to know the rules
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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #48 on: September 22, 2022, 01:30:27 PM »
Wolves by state:
https://nywolf.org/learn/u-s-wolf-populations/

I think MU82 brought some from the midwest to NC

Wow, Minnesota with the second most. I would’ve bet big that Montana, Wyoming, Idaho, and even Colorado had more

Also, I wonder how many wolves it took to take down the bear. I’d think the bear could put up a good fight.
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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #49 on: September 22, 2022, 01:30:33 PM »
Yeah I guess a posthumous win is still a win.
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