2022 MLB Thread

[Jockey]

Two of the games greatest cheaters joined at the hip, part of a franchise with a history of cheating

C'mon. Half of us Scoopers could go yard against Rogers.

[PGsHeroes32]

Whether youre assuming roids or not.

Pretty wild the corpse of Pujols is out homering both JD and Bogaerts in Boston.

More a reflection on those two especially Martinez whose been pretty damn bad for months now.

[Dr. Blackheart]

Blames it on a drug he took for ringworm. LOL

Should have just downed a Bud a day.

[Uncle Rico]

Whether youre assuming roids or not.

Pretty wild the corpse of Pujols is out homering both JD and Bogaerts in Boston.

More a reflection on those two especially Martinez whose been pretty damn bad for months now.

Stan Musial invented cheating in baseball, Pujols perfected it

[MU82]

Stan Musial invented cheating in baseball, Pujols perfected it

OK, Unk, I'll bite ... how did Stan Musial cheat?

[Uncle Rico]

OK, Unk, I'll bite ... how did Stan Musial cheat?

He was the first roider and also padded his stats while the rest of the country was fighting WWII

[The Sultan]

He was the first roider and also padded his stats while the rest of the country was fighting WWII

So he was basically a fascist too.

[Uncle Rico]

So he was basically a fascist too.

Many people wondered if Stan the Usual Musial was

[shoothoops]

He was the first roider and also padded his stats while the rest of the country was fighting WWII

Stan Musial missed the 1945 season while serving in the Navy.

....If you are going to do the bit....

[Uncle Rico]

Stan Musial missed the 1945 season while serving in the Navy.

....If you are going to do the bit....

Yeah, playing baseball in Hawaii must have been grueling for him in 1945.  The scars The Usual had after his service must have been daunting

[MU82]

He was the first roider and also padded his stats while the rest of the country was fighting WWII

Which 'roids did he ingest or inject?

[Uncle Rico]

Which 'roids did he ingest or inject?

All of them

[shoothoops]

This is great fun.

Stan Musial never struck out 50 times in a season.

Keep it going.

[lawdog77]

This is great fun.

Stan Musial never struck out 50 times in a season.

Keep it going.

Stan Musial invented the fist bump

[Uncle Rico]

Stan Musial invented the fist bump

He also invented hot dogging around the bases after a HR

[MU82]

Perfect.

[shoothoops]

Stan Musial had 1815 hits at home. He had 1815 hits on the road.

[jficke13]

If he was so good, how come 6.8% of HoF voters didn't think he deserved enshrinement?

[WhiteTrash]

If he was so good, how come 6.8% of HoF voters didn't think he deserved enshrinement?

5% didn't vote for Babe Ruth.

[BrewCity83]

If he was so good, how come 6.8% of HoF voters didn't think he deserved enshrinement?

6.8% of pretty much ANY group are morons.

[tower912]

I generally enjoy Rico's schtick.   This seems like a huge reach.

[lawdog77]

6.8% of pretty much ANY group are morons.

Who's in the 6.8% here?  <runs away quickly>

[JWags85]

Ive actually heard that Musial's Navy service was a smokescreen.  He was so obstinate and aggressive in his campaigning to replace hot dogs with crap St Louis style pizza, as the standard ballpark fare, across the country that Kenesaw Mountain Landis banished him.  Some say its what drove him to have his fatal heart attack in the fall of '44.  Happy Chandler, ever the politician, reinstated him after a season to curry favor early in his tenure.  He too lacked a refined palate being from Kentucky, hence why he overlooked such atrocities

[Uncle Rico]

Ive actually heard that Musial's Navy service was a smokescreen.  He was so obstinate and aggressive in his campaigning to replace hot dogs with crap St Louis style pizza, as the standard ballpark fare, across the country that Kenesaw Mountain Landis banished him.  Some say its what drove him to have his fatal heart attack in the fall of '44.  Happy Chandler, ever the politician, reinstated him after a season to curry favor early in his tenure.  He too lacked a refined palate being from Kentucky, hence why he overlooked such atrocities

The Usual was a known commie sympathizer

[4everwarriors]

He also skin-dived in the bathtub, hey?