Coronavirus humor (non political)

[tower912]

i nevverr hadd brane fogg.    Eye styll kant stop & smelle da flours, as aye cannt smelle swete yet.

[Skatastrophy]

i nevverr hadd brane fogg.    Eye styll kant stop & smelle da flours, as aye cannt smelle swete yet.

No offense intended. Losing smell and taste is the result of brain damage... Or so I read somewhere. I'm not a doctor and I have a terrible memory, ha!

[tower912]

None taken.

[tower912]

My nephew proposed to his long time girlfriend last week and she accepted.  A party on Saturday to celebrate.   His future mother in law tested positive on Sunday, his new fiance on Monday, my nephew today.



If ever there was a metaphor for marriage...

[Uncle Rico]

My nephew proposed to his long time girlfriend last week and she accepted.  A party on Saturday to celebrate.   His future mother in law tested positive on Sunday, his new fiance on Monday, my nephew today.



If ever there was a metaphor for marriage...

Are they horses?

[dgies9156]

My nephew proposed to his long time girlfriend last week and she accepted.  A party on Saturday to celebrate.   His future mother in law tested positive on Sunday, his new fiance on Monday, my nephew today.



If ever there was a metaphor for marriage...

I had a friend that happened to. His daughter was scheduled to be married in 2020, which was impossible with Covid-19. The family had a private ceremony because the groom's Dad had ALS (and has since passed).

The wedding was rescheduled for last year. It was a Door County destination wedding. We were packed Thursday night and ready to go when we received a call saying the Bride, Father of the Bride and Maid of Honor all had Covid-19.

Since we had reservations, we went to Door anyway. But the reception was postponed with no make-up date.

[Spotcheck Billy]

I had a friend that happened to. His daughter was scheduled to be married in 2020, which was impossible with Covid-19. The family had a private ceremony because the groom's Dad had ALS (and has since passed).

The wedding was rescheduled for last year. It was a Door County destination wedding. We were packed Thursday night and ready to go when we received a call saying the Bride, Father of the Bride and Maid of Honor all had Covid-19.

Since we had reservations, we went to Door anyway. But the reception was postponed with no make-up date.

I had thought impossible until a buddy's son had a December 2020 wedding with a full reception. We took a pass on attending that one.

[JWags85]

I had a friend that happened to. His daughter was scheduled to be married in 2020, which was impossible with Covid-19. The family had a private ceremony because the groom's Dad had ALS (and has since passed).

The wedding was rescheduled for last year. It was a Door County destination wedding. We were packed Thursday night and ready to go when we received a call saying the Bride, Father of the Bride and Maid of Honor all had Covid-19.

Since we had reservations, we went to Door anyway. But the reception was postponed with no make-up date.

One of my closest friends got married about a year ago.  Originally was June 2020, but yea...  His extended family in Ohio had been waffling on going to CO for the wedding cause "travel is not safe with COVID.  Mind you none of them were vaccinated at the time for whatever reason.   He and his parents sort of shrugged it of and moved on.

2 weeks before the wedding about half of them got COVID from a party at a bar they went to.  Can't make it up.

Meanwhile the wedding was gorgeous and incredible, super fun, and nobody amongst the 150 guests had any ill effects

[Lennys Tap]

Q: What do you get when you add Science and Politics?

A: Politics.

[🏀]

Q: What do you get when you add Science and Politics?

A: Politics.

😂

Great one boomer.

[Billy Hoyle]

So, we can shut this board down now,right?

https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/18/politics/biden-pandemic-60-minutes/index.html

[MU82]

So, we can shut this board down now,right?

https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/18/politics/biden-pandemic-60-minutes/index.html

Well, you injected politics into a thread that specifically, right in its subject line, calls for non-political posts only. But anyway, from the oft-quoted (when it serves folks' narratives) Dr. Leana Wen:

President Biden's off-the-cuff comment during a "60 Minutes" interview that "the pandemic is over" has sparked outrage from all sides. Republicans are accusing Biden of hypocrisy as he asks Congress for more covid-19 funding, while some on the left point to the disease's continued death toll as evidence that the pandemic is nowhere near its finish line.

These criticisms don't detract from Biden's point. He's right. By multiple definitions, the pandemic is over. That doesn't mean that the coronavirus is no longer causing harm; it simply signals the end of an emergency state as covid has evolved into an endemic disease. ...

For most of the country, the pandemic is effectively over because it is no longer altering people's day-to-day lives. To them, covid has evolved from a dire deadly disease to one that's more akin to the flu. It's still something people want to avoid, and they'll take basic steps to do so, such as getting an annual vaccine. Some might choose to take extra precautions, such as masking in indoor settings. But the societal end of the pandemic has already arrived, a sentiment reflected in Biden's comment.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2022/09/19/biden-covid-pandemic-over/?utm_campaign=wp_post_most&utm_medium=email&utm_source=newsletter&wpisrc=nl_most&carta-url=https%3A%2F%2Fs2.washingtonpost.com%2Fcar-ln-tr%2F37f9b6f%2F6329e5d5f3d9003c58e4a097%2F5f8d147cae7e8a56e5b732a4%2F54%2F72%2F6329e5d5f3d9003c58e4a097&wp_cu=b1005792a416de1fbe1f17e5cf366b7d%7CB1FF71CA724A36FAE0530100007F88D6

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Well, you injected politics into a thread that specifically, right in its subject line, calls for non-political posts only. But anyway, from the oft-quoted (when it serves folks' narratives) Dr. Leana Wen:

President Biden's off-the-cuff comment during a "60 Minutes" interview that "the pandemic is over" has sparked outrage from all sides. Republicans are accusing Biden of hypocrisy as he asks Congress for more covid-19 funding, while some on the left point to the disease's continued death toll as evidence that the pandemic is nowhere near its finish line.

These criticisms don't detract from Biden's point. He's right. By multiple definitions, the pandemic is over. That doesn't mean that the coronavirus is no longer causing harm; it simply signals the end of an emergency state as covid has evolved into an endemic disease. ...

For most of the country, the pandemic is effectively over because it is no longer altering people's day-to-day lives. To them, covid has evolved from a dire deadly disease to one that's more akin to the flu. It's still something people want to avoid, and they'll take basic steps to do so, such as getting an annual vaccine. Some might choose to take extra precautions, such as masking in indoor settings. But the societal end of the pandemic has already arrived, a sentiment reflected in Biden's comment.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2022/09/19/biden-covid-pandemic-over/?utm_campaign=wp_post_most&utm_medium=email&utm_source=newsletter&wpisrc=nl_most&carta-url=https%3A%2F%2Fs2.washingtonpost.com%2Fcar-ln-tr%2F37f9b6f%2F6329e5d5f3d9003c58e4a097%2F5f8d147cae7e8a56e5b732a4%2F54%2F72%2F6329e5d5f3d9003c58e4a097&wp_cu=b1005792a416de1fbe1f17e5cf366b7d%7CB1FF71CA724A36FAE0530100007F88D6

Did 82 million people (🤔) vote for Dr Leana Wen?

[Lennys Tap]

😂

Great one boomer.

Thanks O - original material.

[mu_hilltopper]

Let's get back to humor.