Wojo on the Jim Rome show

[Spotcheck Billy]

I work for the second largest manufacturer of ear candles in the U.S.

In my free time I freelance as a fake mourner.

[🏀]

I'm an expert on the quantum mechanics of paranormal activity, I also collect spores, molds, and fungus.

Currently, I'm renovating an old abandoned firehouse for a new business venture I'm starting with a couple other experts.

Uhhh...Egon, let's not post about our private lives.

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

I Provide Legal Exculpation and Sign Everything for Goliath National Bank

[UWW2MU]

I Provide Legal Exculpation and Sign Everything for Goliath National Bank

Your job is LEGEN---wait for it---DARY!

[f/k/a humanlung]

He's not the best colorman in the business for nothing, folks.

Dodgeball reference?  Outstanding!

[f/k/a humanlung]

I'm a karate man.  And, yes, I bruise on the inside.

[keefe]

I want to know what these power posters do for a job that they have so much time for scoop.

[keefe]

I want to know what these power posters do for a job that they have so much time for scoop.

I am an American Fighting Man.

Col Barry McCochiner, USAF

Warrior, Poet, Scholar, Gourmand, Athlete, Adventurer, Cocksman

Dragons slain, Bad Guys smote, Battles fought, Wars won, Damsels rescued, Virgins converted.

[Goose]

I am founder and president of the international WhoaJoe Fan Club. PM for details.

[Eldon]

I want to know what these power posters do for a job that they have so much time for scoop.

I'm chief economist for Nathan's Famous (the hot dog place).

As a side gig/hobby, I adjunct at a local community college, and I also co-own a night club in Philadelphia.  I sit on the board of several non-profits as well.

[warriorchick]

Damsels rescued, Virgins converted.

To lesbians.

[keefe]

Two lesbians.

Yes, I have enjoyed that experience.

Savored it, actually.

Every man should do that. Often, in fact.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Yes, I have enjoyed that experience.

Savored it, actually.

Every man should do that. Often, in fact.

[Cheeks]

Chicos lives in a state run metal facility. Picture one flew over the cuckoos nest, chicos is the one with the phone

Angus beef and insurance....mmmm mmmmm.  Robert Frozena my favorite MU former player this week

[dgies9156]

What's most revealing about their cluelessness, is that they recognize when I'm parodying your posting style, but they don't recognize when I'm doing a parody of their own.

(Hint ) It's when I'm being imsultimg and patronizing.

Retired professional train master

[leever]

Power posters being evasive again about their jobs. Why is it a secret to tell people on a message board what you do for a job? I'm a full time student.

Isn't "full time student" an oxymoron?  How many hours do you spend being a student?  Not credit hours, actual hours.  What do you do with the other 20 hours per day?  I am you favorite Fuller Brush salesman, also selling Avon and life insurance for people over 80 years old.  Thinking that the Amway gig offered up here sounds pretty tempting.

[MU82]

I am founder and president of the international WhoaJoe Fan Club. PM for details.

Just PayPal-ed you my annual membership fee, Goose.

When do I get my Official WhoaJoe Secret Decoder Ring?

[WhoaJoe2020]

Just PayPal-ed you my annual membership fee, Goose.

When do I get my Official WhoeJoe Secret Decoder Ring?

I think you failed to read the fine print

It seems like you actually signed up to be Goose's PAL.

If you dont know what that acronym stands for let me clarify things.

It involves your tongue attending to a very different part of Goose's anatomy.

You seem very willing regardless, so maybe you do know what you signed up for.

Carry on.

[SWARM!]

I think you failed to read the fine print

It seems like you actually signed up to be Goose's PAL.

If you dont know what that acronym stands for let me clarify things.

It involves your tongue attending to a very different part of Goose's anatomy.

You seem very willing regardless, so maybe you do know what you signed up for.

Carry on.

#nohomo

[TSmith34, Inc.]

#nohomojaybee

[MU82]

I think you failed to read the fine print

It seems like you actually signed up to be Goose's PAL.

If you dont know what that acronym stands for let me clarify things.

It involves your tongue attending to a very different part of Goose's anatomy.

You seem very willing regardless, so maybe you do know what you signed up for.

Carry on.

Nice. I hadn't heard that one since I was 10. Thanks for the trip down memory lane. Real keen, and groovy too!

[🏀]

I think you failed to read the fine print

It seems like you actually signed up to be Goose's PAL.

If you dont know what that acronym stands for let me clarify things.

It involves your tongue attending to a very different part of Goose's anatomy.

You seem very willing regardless, so maybe you do know what you signed up for.

Carry on.

Tongue punch the fart box?

[MuMark]

https://twitter.com/marquettembb/status/1225576808822771712?s=21

[ZiggysFryBoy]

https://twitter.com/marquettembb/status/1225576808822771712?s=21

Crean sucks.

[Strokin 3s]

You missed the best part of this quote....

"I don't think you need a million dollars to do two chicks at the same time"

"Kind of chicks that would do me you would"