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Author Topic: Hey Markus, Marcus Lemonis Ain't Impressed with your 53  (Read 1366 times)

SoCalwarrior

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Hey Markus, Marcus Lemonis Ain't Impressed with your 53
« on: January 10, 2019, 05:23:15 PM »


Lemonis has been hitting 70 since last year.

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Re: Hey Markus, Marcus Lemonis Ain't Impressed with your 53
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2019, 06:16:35 PM »
Dat his mother orr his peace, hey?
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Re: Hey Markus, Marcus Lemonis Ain't Impressed with your 53
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2019, 06:19:47 PM »
His wife. He has a type.

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Re: Hey Markus, Marcus Lemonis Ain't Impressed with your 53
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2019, 07:43:08 AM »
Dat his mother orr his peace, hey?

Not sure what has been more affected by gravity on mamma san... She must have a Screen Actors Guild card, hey? I vote the 32 Longs
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Re: Hey Markus, Marcus Lemonis Ain't Impressed with your 53
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2019, 08:58:22 AM »
theBadyDavid

Are they big enough to be long?

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Re: Hey Markus, Marcus Lemonis Ain't Impressed with your 53
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2019, 09:20:43 AM »
Hey, whatever works for him. Went to Skool wit him, but I go the opposite way on my dames - 20s, low 30s

Holla

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Re: Hey Markus, Marcus Lemonis Ain't Impressed with your 53
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2019, 09:37:15 AM »
JayBee

I like your style. Would think Crash might agree with your thinking.

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Re: Hey Markus, Marcus Lemonis Ain't Impressed with your 53
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2019, 09:50:15 AM »
Hey, whatever works for him. Went to Skool wit him, but I go the opposite way on my dames - 20s, low 30s

Holla

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Re: Hey Markus, Marcus Lemonis Ain't Impressed with your 53
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2019, 03:30:50 PM »
theBadyDavid

Are they big enough to be long?


Mother Goose,

I detect nippleage well down the LBD suggesting significant droop. Almost tube-like, in fact.

Frankly I prefer my fun bags to be less water balloon and more medicine ball.   
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Re: Hey Markus, Marcus Lemonis Ain't Impressed with your 53
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2019, 04:09:20 PM »
Hey, whatever works for him. Went to Skool wit him, but I go the opposite way on my dames - 20s, low 30s

Holla

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Re: Hey Markus, Marcus Lemonis Ain't Impressed with your 53
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2019, 08:49:07 PM »
Crash
Tube-like is fair observation. Not my cup of tea, but who am I to judge?

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Re: Hey Markus, Marcus Lemonis Ain't Impressed with your 53
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2019, 06:17:01 AM »
Crash
Tube-like is fair observation. Not my cup of tea, but who am I to judge?


Goose

Ever wonder why places like Scarsdale, Winnetka, Palo Alto, and Bellevue have more cases of whiplash among the gents?

Takes lotsa shekels to get those long stems mounted on Jimmy Choos, hey? 
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Re: Hey Markus, Marcus Lemonis Ain't Impressed with your 53
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2019, 10:26:35 AM »
What am I witnessing here?  So lost with every message here. 
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Re: Hey Markus, Marcus Lemonis Ain't Impressed with your 53
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2019, 10:59:39 AM »
Perhaps all of you middle aged guys who are ridiculing Mrd. Limonis should put up a current photo of your first wife for comparative purposes.
Have some patience, FFS.

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Re: Hey Markus, Marcus Lemonis Ain't Impressed with your 53
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2019, 11:10:59 AM »
Perhaps all of you middle aged guys who are ridiculing Mrd. Limonis should put up a current photo of your first wife for comparative purposes.

Happily married to my first wife.  She's beautiful.  We have both changed physically (a lot less hair, more wrinkles, more pounds, less muscle tone), but it is all good.
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Re: Hey Markus, Marcus Lemonis Ain't Impressed with your 53
« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2019, 06:56:39 PM »
Perhaps all of you middle aged guys who are ridiculing Mrd. Limonis should put up a current photo of your first wife for comparative purposes.

Subtract decades, not years...
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Re: Hey Markus, Marcus Lemonis Ain't Impressed with your 53
« Reply #16 on: January 14, 2019, 08:54:15 AM »
Seriously, what am I missing here because on the surface it looks like the purpose of this thread is commentary on ML's wife, which after all we've been through, logic would dictate that Scoop is well beyond blatantly starting a thread just to comment on another alum's spouse, let alone by a moderator.  So if we take that off the table, not sure what we're getting at here.

The only thing I can come up with is a bad pun on Markus/Marcus that was poorly, poorly executed.

Wow, I'm very concerned for Benny.  Being able to mimic Myron Medcalf's writing so closely implies an oncoming case of dementia.

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Re: Hey Markus, Marcus Lemonis Ain't Impressed with your 53
« Reply #17 on: January 14, 2019, 09:02:24 AM »
...on the surface it looks like the purpose of this thread is commentary on ML's wife...logic would dictate that Scoop is well beyond blatantly starting a thread just to comment on another alum's spouse, let alone by a moderator.

^^^^^He's not wrong, you know.
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