Any Lawyers in scoop?

[fjm]

Asking for a friend...
Just kidding, I'm asking for me. I have a weird situation and trying to figure out my options.

[mu_hilltopper]

David Gruber - one call that's all guy - sits behind the MU bench. 

Go to the game tonight and bump into him?

[Jay Bee]

Lots of lawyers

[ZiggysFryBoy]

details?

pics of the girl, assuming she is over 18? 

[Benny B]

Scoop is probably the last place I'd be looking for a lawyer. 

Granted, I am married to one, and she'd be pretty pissed if I did.  So if I ever come to Scoop looking for a lawyer, it's a pretty safe bet I'd be looking for a divorce lawyer in a few months... though probably not on Scoop.

[GooooMarquette]

Most lawyers are pretty specialized these days, so it would probably help if you briefly described the situation. It could be very general, like "real estate issue," "dispute with neighbor," "employment issue," "estate or tax question," etc.

[MU82]

I play one on TV.

[Sheriff]

No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.

[Goose]

Plenty of lawyers on here.

[4everwarriors]

Q: Watt’s da difference between roadkill and a dead lawyer in da road?


A: Da roadkill has skidmarks in front of it, hey?

[Dr. Blackheart]

Plenty of lawyers on here.

Also “Internet-enabled” Orthopods, fly fishermen, and basketball coaches. Scoop is the source for all things Scoopable.

“One post, we know it all”.

Actually, plenty of great real life lawyers on here.

[MU82]

I play one on TV.

There were a series of commercials a few years back in which Richard Dysart, the old coot who played the big honcho on L.A. Law, was in a lab coat, pitching some big-pharma product.

Just once, I wanted to hear him say:

"I'm not a doctor, but I played a lawyer on TV."

[real chili 83]

Dental malpractice issue?

[mu03eng]

I fashion myself a sea lawyer.

[MUfan12]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V74Jd6cdfYw

[djvern414]

I specialize in bird law.

[StillAWarrior]

Most lawyers are pretty specialized these days, so it would probably help if you briefly described the situation. It could be very general, like "real estate issue," "dispute with neighbor," "employment issue," "estate or tax question," etc.

I second this.  People are very specialized, and a lot of very experienced lawyers might have absolutely nothing to offer you.

Feel free to PM me if you'd like.

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

According to many I specialize in kangeroo courts

[ZiggysFryBoy]

If this was a ploy to out the ambulance chasers, well done.

[MerrittsMustache]

[Spotcheck Billy]

This firm specializes

[Eldon]

Lob law bombs with Bob Loblaw.

[Lighthouse 84]

I second this.  People are very specialized, and a lot of very experienced lawyers might have absolutely nothing to offer you.

Feel free to PM me if you'd like.

+1.  If you can give up the general topic, I'm sure one of us can give you advice.

[Benny B]

If it's a motorcycle injury, I highly suggest the Law Tigers.  Because they ride, too, evidently.  Honestly, I have no clue who those people are, but I think anyone billing themselves as any manner of big feline firm deserves a look.

If you're in Nevada and need a boxing champion with a JD, I suggest Joey Gilbert.

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/XHSi8GW8jXQ" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/XHSi8GW8jXQ</a>

[naginiF]

Lob law bombs with Bob Loblaw.

There's a personal injury attorney here in KC named Brad Bradshaw with billboards all around.  Every time we drive by someone gives it the "Bob Loblaw" treatment