NM

[ZiggysFryBoy]

True fact: I have never farted.

Come on, man.  You can't drop a stinker like this and then leave.

[Dr. Blackheart]

Come on, man.  You can't drop a stinker like this and then leave.

Colon bag?

[GooooMarquette]

Come on, man.  You can't drop a stinker like this and then leave.

So that was officially a fart post? Who knew? 

[GooooMarquette]

RIP Stephen Wilhite, inventor of the gif. There must be a gif for that somewhere, but I'm not technically competent enough to find and post it.

[mu_hilltopper]

You're a sloth?

https://www.livescience.com/61292-does-it-fart-10-fascinating-facts-about-animal-toots.html

I held a sloth today.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

I held a sloth today.

One man's sloth is another man's one-eyed albino rhino.

[GooooMarquette]

I held a sloth today.

I am planning to act like a sloth today.

[Dr. Blackheart]

I am planning to act like a sloth today.

Smoked sloth if tasty.

[real chili 83]

They take a while to cook.

[rocket surgeon]

That's impossible if you've had the Marquette Special.

https://c.tenor.com/NzLTmypOKvcAAAAd/blazing-saddles-farting.gif

Now that is funny right there chili...also, if you had the acme meal plan, cheezus man they heated McCormick with the methane

[Dr. Blackheart]

They take a while to cook.

I bet. I would assume you'd want a slow gas release or it could be dangerous.

[Dr. Blackheart]

"Hi Mom and Dad, I decided on my major: Happiness Studies."

https://amp.dailyrecord.com/amp/7138211001

[ChitownSpaceForRent]

So uhhh, that altercation between Chris Rock and Will Smith was pretty strange, huh?

[4everwarriors]

Fire water is a bad thang, aina?

[rocket surgeon]

    wilbur seemed to intially laugh at rocks "joke" until he saw the look(rolling eyes) on his "main" squeeze face.  then he jumped into action. jada wasn't real pleased with neither rock nor her quasi hubby's actions.  so willy then tried plan "b".  the tearful award acceptance and apology, just not to rock?  poor guy.  don't know how he does it...maybe start by maintaining man

[GooooMarquette]

"Hi Mom and Dad, I decided on my major: Happiness Studies."

https://amp.dailyrecord.com/amp/7138211001

Stuff like that really pisses me off...

[GooooMarquette]

https://www.npr.org/2022/03/28/1089263591/a-u-k-middle-school-called-on-gordon-ramsay-for-help-after-being-short-on-cooks


Gotta give the school boldness credits for asking Gordon Ramsay to pitch in in a middle school cafeteria. And kudos to Ramsay for actually sending someone to help.

[GooooMarquette]

And if you needed a reason to avoid camels....

https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/mar/12/camel-kills-two-tennessee-petting-zoo

A camel killed two men after escaping a petting zoo in Tennessee, a county sheriff said.

Officials from the Obion county sheriff's office said the fatal incident unfolded around 5.44pm on Thursday, when they "received a call of a loose camel near Shirley Farms on South Bluff Road in Obion ... attacking people".

[JWags85]

https://www.npr.org/2022/03/28/1089263591/a-u-k-middle-school-called-on-gordon-ramsay-for-help-after-being-short-on-cooks


Gotta give the school boldness credits for asking Gordon Ramsay to pitch in in a middle school cafeteria. And kudos to Ramsay for actually sending someone to help.

Ramsay has a huge temper and is kind of a lunatic in the kitchen, but I've always got the impression he's a pretty decent dude and fun to be around.  He also makes INCREDIBLE YouTube tutorials

And if you needed a reason to avoid camels....

https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/mar/12/camel-kills-two-tennessee-petting-zoo

I rode a camel in the Middle East last month and they are so much bigger than you expect.  A healthy respect for how quickly they could mess you up

[jesmu84]

What do camel taste like?

[Hards Alumni]

Ramsay has a huge temper and is kind of a lunatic in the kitchen, but I've always got the impression he's a pretty decent dude and fun to be around.  He also makes INCREDIBLE YouTube tutorials

Ramsay's temper is a show for American audiences.

[StillAWarrior]

Ramsay's temper is a show for American audiences.

Clarification: Ramsay's temper is a show for American audiences of his Hell's Kitchen show. He doesn't exhibit the same temper on his other American shows.

[JWags85]

Ramsay's temper is a show for American audiences.

Nah. I mean I'm sure he plays it up, but Boiling Point was a documentary around him before he was truly famous and he was an hothead in that.  Same with the original Kitchen Nightmares that broadcast in the UK.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

What do camel taste like?

I've only had the toes.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Mick Mars is one of the most underrated guitarists ever.

Fight me.