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GooooMarquette

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Re: NM
« Reply #6475 on: May 04, 2019, 07:25:33 PM »
Throw a red delicious in.

Oh, sure, make it really angry...😮

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Re: NM
« Reply #6476 on: May 05, 2019, 12:02:06 PM »
A clenched PAWG?

Not a fan of PAWGs in general but the clenched cheek variety could be useful in a snake in the trunk situation

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Re: NM
« Reply #6477 on: May 06, 2019, 08:44:49 AM »
Anyone ever try to get a rattlesnake out of a car trunk?

How big's the trunk?
Wow, I'm very concerned for Benny.  Being able to mimic Myron Medcalf's writing so closely implies an oncoming case of dementia.

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Re: NM
« Reply #6478 on: May 06, 2019, 09:12:43 AM »
Anyone ever try to get a rattlesnake out of a car trunk?

a mongoose
don't...don't don't don't don't

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Re: NM
« Reply #6479 on: May 06, 2019, 09:16:21 AM »
a mongoose

Not sure how exactly a 10-speed is going to help, but go on....
Wow, I'm very concerned for Benny.  Being able to mimic Myron Medcalf's writing so closely implies an oncoming case of dementia.

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Re: NM
« Reply #6480 on: May 06, 2019, 09:34:02 AM »
Thanks for the thoughts on the snake.

Today's issue - and I swear I'm not making this up - was a banging sound coming from the basement. I went down and there was a large bird (I think a pheasant) pecking at its reflection on the window. I walked over to the window, and it took off into the woods as soon as it saw me. Sucker was pecking pretty hard. Just glad it didn't break the window....

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Re: NM
« Reply #6481 on: May 06, 2019, 10:38:28 AM »
Thanks for the thoughts on the snake.

Today's issue - and I swear I'm not making this up - was a banging sound coming from the basement. I went down and there was a large bird (I think a pheasant) pecking at its reflection on the window. I walked over to the window, and it took off into the woods as soon as it saw me. Sucker was pecking pretty hard. Just glad it didn't break the window....

We have a cardinal that has been flying into a window headfirst, over and over, for several years now.  I have never see a brewer do something that stupid.
Have some patience, FFS.

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Re: NM
« Reply #6482 on: May 06, 2019, 11:55:56 AM »
We have a cardinal that has been flying into a window headfirst, over and over, for several years now.  I have never see a brewer do something that stupid.

Sooooo tempting

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Re: NM
« Reply #6483 on: May 06, 2019, 12:03:10 PM »
We have a cardinal that has been flying into a window headfirst, over and over, for several years now.  I have never see a brewer do something that stupid.

We solved that with an MU Decal on the window.
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Re: NM
« Reply #6484 on: May 06, 2019, 04:09:28 PM »
Man, if this comes in Blue and Gold, I'm going to start wearing it to work.

https://grist.org/living/mushroom-burial-suit-turns-dead-bodies-into-clean-compost/

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Re: NM
« Reply #6485 on: May 06, 2019, 04:33:58 PM »
Man, if this comes in Blue and Gold, I'm going to start wearing it to work.

https://grist.org/living/mushroom-burial-suit-turns-dead-bodies-into-clean-compost/


But what if the mushrooms don't wait until you're dead to start eating?

Love the idea, but I may let my next of kin put it on for me....

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Re: NM
« Reply #6486 on: May 06, 2019, 08:15:58 PM »
We solved that with an MU Decal on the window.

The Golden Eagle, hey?

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Re: NM
« Reply #6487 on: May 06, 2019, 09:06:32 PM »
The Golden Eagle, hey?

Yep, now they really stay away.
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Re: NM
« Reply #6488 on: May 06, 2019, 09:22:01 PM »

But what if the mushrooms don't wait until you're dead to start eating?

Love the idea, but I may let my next of kin put it on for me....

No more ordering mushrooms on my pizza for me. 

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Re: NM
« Reply #6489 on: May 06, 2019, 09:49:44 PM »

But what if the mushrooms don't wait until you're dead to start eating?

Love the idea, but I may let my next of kin put it on for me....


We're all worm food, it's inevitable.  Why wait?   #Arbys

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Re: NM
« Reply #6490 on: May 06, 2019, 10:38:05 PM »
Seriously.  WhoTF cares about the toxins in their body after they’re dead?

If it’s the environment you care about, simply decline the formaldehyde solution, opt for a wood box with natural lacquer finish, no vault, and you’re good to go.

Otherwise, you’d have to be a fool to be buried in one of these if you think you’re saving the environment.  Whatever “toxins” are in your body still go into the mushrooms where eventually they’ll leach into the earth anyway because, like humans, mushrooms don’t live forever either. 
Wow, I'm very concerned for Benny.  Being able to mimic Myron Medcalf's writing so closely implies an oncoming case of dementia.

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Re: NM
« Reply #6491 on: May 06, 2019, 11:08:40 PM »
Seriously.  WhoTF cares about the toxins in their body after they’re dead?

If it’s the environment you care about, simply decline the formaldehyde solution, opt for a wood box with natural lacquer finish, no vault, and you’re good to go.

Otherwise, you’d have to be a fool to be buried in one of these if you think you’re saving the environment.  Whatever “toxins” are in your body still go into the mushrooms where eventually they’ll leach into the earth anyway because, like humans, mushrooms don’t live forever either.


And many of the mushrooms will lose their lives to end up on pizza, where they (and their toxins) will then be consumed by another human...who will then be buried in a mushroom suit, and so on.

The circle of life....

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Re: NM
« Reply #6492 on: May 07, 2019, 04:29:26 AM »

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Re: NM
« Reply #6493 on: May 07, 2019, 08:02:59 AM »
But what if the mushrooms don't wait until you're dead to start eating?

Then Rocky will be taking applications for another Scoop moderator.
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Re: NM
« Reply #6494 on: May 07, 2019, 10:42:10 PM »
Then Rocky will be taking applications for another Scoop moderator.

A glamorous job like that? They must have a waitlist.

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Re: NM
« Reply #6495 on: May 08, 2019, 08:44:26 AM »
A glamorous job like that? They must have a waitlist.

Longer than the lunch wait at an Arby's drive-thru on a rainy day.

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Re: NM
« Reply #6496 on: May 08, 2019, 08:51:08 AM »
Longer than the lunch wait at an Arby's drive-thru on a rainy day.

Scoop has a strong succession plan in place via their “Mod in Training” program.


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Re: NM
« Reply #6497 on: May 08, 2019, 09:00:22 AM »
Scoop has a strong succession plan in place via their “Mod in Training” program.





Looks like I just may have to give up the dream. How can I possibly compete with that?

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Re: NM
« Reply #6498 on: May 08, 2019, 09:21:31 AM »
Scoop has a strong succession plan in place via their “Mod in Training” program.



Good thing I have collegiate experience in that field. #frontrunner

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Re: NM
« Reply #6499 on: May 08, 2019, 09:24:39 AM »
Scoop has a strong succession plan in place via their “Mod in Training” program.




Here's the backup:

Have some patience, FFS.