NM

[GooooMarquette]

Throw a red delicious in.

Oh, sure, make it really angry...😮

[Jon]

A clenched PAWG?

Not a fan of PAWGs in general but the clenched cheek variety could be useful in a snake in the trunk situation

[Benny B]

Anyone ever try to get a rattlesnake out of a car trunk?

How big's the trunk?

[rocket surgeon]

Anyone ever try to get a rattlesnake out of a car trunk?

a mongoose

[Benny B]

a mongoose

Not sure how exactly a 10-speed is going to help, but go on....

[GooooMarquette]

Thanks for the thoughts on the snake.

Today's issue - and I swear I'm not making this up - was a banging sound coming from the basement. I went down and there was a large bird (I think a pheasant) pecking at its reflection on the window. I walked over to the window, and it took off into the woods as soon as it saw me. Sucker was pecking pretty hard. Just glad it didn't break the window....

[warriorchick]

Thanks for the thoughts on the snake.

Today's issue - and I swear I'm not making this up - was a banging sound coming from the basement. I went down and there was a large bird (I think a pheasant) pecking at its reflection on the window. I walked over to the window, and it took off into the woods as soon as it saw me. Sucker was pecking pretty hard. Just glad it didn't break the window....

We have a cardinal that has been flying into a window headfirst, over and over, for several years now.  I have never see a brewer do something that stupid.

[real chili 83]

We have a cardinal that has been flying into a window headfirst, over and over, for several years now.  I have never see a brewer do something that stupid.

Sooooo tempting

[Loose Cannon]

We have a cardinal that has been flying into a window headfirst, over and over, for several years now.  I have never see a brewer do something that stupid.

We solved that with an MU Decal on the window.

[mu_hilltopper]

Man, if this comes in Blue and Gold, I'm going to start wearing it to work.

https://grist.org/living/mushroom-burial-suit-turns-dead-bodies-into-clean-compost/

[GooooMarquette]

Man, if this comes in Blue and Gold, I'm going to start wearing it to work.

https://grist.org/living/mushroom-burial-suit-turns-dead-bodies-into-clean-compost/

But what if the mushrooms don't wait until you're dead to start eating?

Love the idea, but I may let my next of kin put it on for me....

[Dr. Blackheart]

We solved that with an MU Decal on the window.

The Golden Eagle, hey?

[Loose Cannon]

The Golden Eagle, hey?

Yep, now they really stay away.

[Dr. Blackheart]

But what if the mushrooms don't wait until you're dead to start eating?

Love the idea, but I may let my next of kin put it on for me....

No more ordering mushrooms on my pizza for me. 

[mu_hilltopper]

But what if the mushrooms don't wait until you're dead to start eating?

Love the idea, but I may let my next of kin put it on for me....

We're all worm food, it's inevitable.  Why wait?   #Arbys

[Benny B]

Seriously.  WhoTF cares about the toxins in their body after they're dead?

If it's the environment you care about, simply decline the formaldehyde solution, opt for a wood box with natural lacquer finish, no vault, and you're good to go.

Otherwise, you'd have to be a fool to be buried in one of these if you think you're saving the environment.  Whatever "toxins" are in your body still go into the mushrooms where eventually they'll leach into the earth anyway because, like humans, mushrooms don't live forever either. 

[GooooMarquette]

Seriously.  WhoTF cares about the toxins in their body after they're dead?

If it's the environment you care about, simply decline the formaldehyde solution, opt for a wood box with natural lacquer finish, no vault, and you're good to go.

Otherwise, you'd have to be a fool to be buried in one of these if you think you're saving the environment.  Whatever "toxins" are in your body still go into the mushrooms where eventually they'll leach into the earth anyway because, like humans, mushrooms don't live forever either.

And many of the mushrooms will lose their lives to end up on pizza, where they (and their toxins) will then be consumed by another human...who will then be buried in a mushroom suit, and so on.

The circle of life....

[Xact]

Anyone ever try to get a rattlesnake out of a car trunk?

Meh.

https://thethaiger.com/news/south/three-metre-king-cobra-caught-in-trang-video

[brewcity77]

But what if the mushrooms don't wait until you're dead to start eating?

Then Rocky will be taking applications for another Scoop moderator.

[GooooMarquette]

Then Rocky will be taking applications for another Scoop moderator.

A glamorous job like that? They must have a waitlist.

[🏀]

A glamorous job like that? They must have a waitlist.

Longer than the lunch wait at an Arby's drive-thru on a rainy day.

[Dr. Blackheart]

Longer than the lunch wait at an Arby's drive-thru on a rainy day.

Scoop has a strong succession plan in place via their "Mod in Training" program.

[GooooMarquette]

Scoop has a strong succession plan in place via their "Mod in Training" program.

Looks like I just may have to give up the dream. How can I possibly compete with that?

[🏀]

Scoop has a strong succession plan in place via their "Mod in Training" program.

Good thing I have collegiate experience in that field. #frontrunner

[warriorchick]

Scoop has a strong succession plan in place via their "Mod in Training" program.

Here's the backup: