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Re: NM
« Reply #1925 on: January 11, 2018, 02:03:12 PM »
These new urinal anti-splash matts with the spikes?  Great invention.



Yeah Science!
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Re: NM
« Reply #1926 on: January 11, 2018, 02:07:49 PM »
These new urinal anti-splash matts with the spikes?  Great invention.



Yeah Science!


My employer is still using the same ole pink pucks that have been used for decades.  They gotta get with the times.

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Re: NM
« Reply #1927 on: January 11, 2018, 02:40:13 PM »

My employer is still using the same ole pink pucks that have been used for decades.  They gotta get with the times.

Sounds like a Suggestion Box item to me.
Have some patience, FFS.

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Re: NM
« Reply #1928 on: January 11, 2018, 03:04:33 PM »
Best invention since the Chia Pet.

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Re: NM
« Reply #1929 on: January 11, 2018, 03:08:15 PM »
Best invention since the Chia Pet.

My kids gave me a Chia Pet for Christmas.  It's better than a urinal mat (or urinal puck).

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Re: NM
« Reply #1930 on: January 11, 2018, 03:24:49 PM »
Coulda used a few wit Crean?s pic on da spikes as Xmas gifts, hey?
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Re: NM
« Reply #1931 on: January 11, 2018, 03:47:17 PM »
Dude shoulda stopped after what must have been dozens of successful heists of Arby's beef & cheddars -- those gems are easier to pack around the nads

http://www.fox32chicago.com/news/national/man-caught-with-full-rack-of-ribs-in-his-pants-police-say

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Re: NM
« Reply #1932 on: January 11, 2018, 05:20:26 PM »
Dude shoulda stopped after what must have been dozens of successful heists of Arby's beef & cheddars -- those gems are easier to pack around the nads

http://www.fox32chicago.com/news/national/man-caught-with-full-rack-of-ribs-in-his-pants-police-say

That reminds me of a story from my MU roommate.  He was near Mashuda and a guy approached him .. Psst, hey buddy, want to buy some meat?

What?   The dude opens his coat, and he's got several grocery-store packets of ground beef, ready for sale, like he's a mobile butcher shop.

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Re: NM
« Reply #1933 on: January 11, 2018, 05:22:47 PM »
Sounds like a grate pik up line for a mail prostitute, hey?
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Re: NM
« Reply #1934 on: January 11, 2018, 06:55:04 PM »
These new urinal anti-splash matts with the spikes?  Great invention.



Yeah Science!

Of course you post this three weeks after I ordered a new box of urinal screens.

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Re: NM
« Reply #1935 on: January 16, 2018, 12:47:13 PM »
Of course you post this three weeks after I ordered a new box of urinal screens.

Never order anything as important as this unless you get free returns....

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Re: NM
« Reply #1936 on: January 16, 2018, 12:57:46 PM »
Of course you post this three weeks after I ordered a new box of urinal screens.

looks kinda like a catchers cup, but i wouldn't advocate anyone trying it-yeow-tchie!!
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« Reply #1937 on: January 16, 2018, 07:46:02 PM »
I was at Ward's this weekend and they had these. Fantastic product.

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Re: NM
« Reply #1938 on: January 18, 2018, 12:37:16 PM »
looks kinda like a catchers cup, but i wouldn't advocate anyone trying it-yeow-tchie!!

I dunno.  If the bristles are soft enough, you might get a nice massage....

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Re: NM
« Reply #1939 on: January 18, 2018, 12:50:35 PM »
I can't tell if the urinal pad conversation is all in teal or if these are really a new introduction in WI.  If it's the latter, I wonder what else y'all are missing out on.

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« Reply #1940 on: January 18, 2018, 01:07:19 PM »
I can't tell if the urinal pad conversation is all in teal or if these are really a new introduction in WI.  If it's the latter, I wonder what else y'all are missing out on.

Wisconsin has come a long way since the days of melting the ice in the Lanche's urinal.

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Re: NM
« Reply #1941 on: January 18, 2018, 02:01:13 PM »
Wisconsin has come a long way since the days of melting the ice in the Lanche's urinal.

Still available at Murphy's, ironically enough at the Murphys on 16th and Wells, and Murphys Bleachers in Chicago.

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Re: NM
« Reply #1942 on: January 18, 2018, 03:20:55 PM »
Wisconsin has come a long way since the days of melting the ice in the Lanche's urinal.

that's an old trick to cover the stink although some always think it's because the ice machine is too productive

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Re: NM
« Reply #1943 on: January 18, 2018, 03:24:03 PM »
I was at Ward's this weekend and they had these. Fantastic product.

rare, medium or well done?
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Re: NM
« Reply #1944 on: January 18, 2018, 04:09:53 PM »
My honeycrisp apple was a delicious afternoon snack.

Delicious apples are not delicious.

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Re: NM
« Reply #1945 on: January 18, 2018, 07:17:31 PM »

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Re: NM
« Reply #1946 on: January 18, 2018, 07:42:55 PM »
I'ma just gonna leave this here:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/terripous/poop-knife-reddit

so this is such a common occurrence for the terri pous(the author) family? maybe it's a sign they need more fiber OR a couple beef n double cheddars or something.  larry the cable guy used to joke after dropping a deucer, his pants fit better-maybe he got it from hangin out with the pous family for a weekend
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Re: NM
« Reply #1947 on: January 18, 2018, 08:39:02 PM »
I'ma just gonna leave this here:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/terripous/poop-knife-reddit

These people. Spend the coin on Kohler toilets.

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Re: NM
« Reply #1948 on: January 18, 2018, 09:03:56 PM »
These people. Spend the coin on Kohler toilets.

If dad won't splurge on two more rusty poop knives, he's not spending good money on Kohler.
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Re: NM
« Reply #1949 on: January 18, 2018, 09:06:03 PM »
I'ma just gonna leave this here:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/terripous/poop-knife-reddit

Now I'm going to have to invent the lazer poop knife!

 

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