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ZiggysFryBoy

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Re: NM
« Reply #11150 on: March 24, 2022, 02:13:51 PM »
Quote from: GooooMarquette on March 23, 2022, 09:45:52 PM


True fact: I have never farted.

Come on, man.  You can't drop a stinker like this and then leave.
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Re: NM
« Reply #11151 on: March 24, 2022, 02:17:51 PM »
Quote from: ZiggysFryBoy on March 24, 2022, 02:13:51 PM
Come on, man.  You can't drop a stinker like this and then leave.

Colon bag?
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GooooMarquette

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Re: NM
« Reply #11152 on: March 24, 2022, 02:58:38 PM »
Quote from: ZiggysFryBoy on March 24, 2022, 02:13:51 PM
Come on, man.  You can't drop a stinker like this and then leave.


So that was officially a fart post? Who knew?  :D
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Re: NM
« Reply #11153 on: March 24, 2022, 03:00:20 PM »
RIP Stephen Wilhite, inventor of the gif. There must be a gif for that somewhere, but I’m not technically competent enough to find and post it.
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Re: NM
« Reply #11154 on: March 24, 2022, 10:06:43 PM »
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Re: NM
« Reply #11155 on: March 24, 2022, 10:27:17 PM »
Quote from: mu_hilltopper on March 24, 2022, 10:06:43 PM
I held a sloth today.

One man's sloth is another man's one-eyed albino rhino.
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Re: NM
« Reply #11156 on: March 25, 2022, 08:47:05 AM »
Quote from: mu_hilltopper on March 24, 2022, 10:06:43 PM
I held a sloth today.


I am planning to act like a sloth today.
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Re: NM
« Reply #11157 on: March 25, 2022, 02:25:47 PM »
Quote from: GooooMarquette on March 25, 2022, 08:47:05 AM

I am planning to act like a sloth today.

Smoked sloth if tasty.
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Re: NM
« Reply #11158 on: March 25, 2022, 02:28:44 PM »
They take a while to cook.

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Re: NM
« Reply #11159 on: March 25, 2022, 02:30:17 PM »
Quote from: real chili 83 on March 24, 2022, 06:29:42 AM
That’s impossible if you’ve had the Marquette Special.

https://c.tenor.com/NzLTmypOKvcAAAAd/blazing-saddles-farting.gif

Now that is funny right there chili…also, if you had the acme meal plan, cheezus man they heated McCormick with the methane
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Re: NM
« Reply #11160 on: March 25, 2022, 03:08:04 PM »
Quote from: real chili 83 on March 25, 2022, 02:28:44 PM
They take a while to cook.

I bet. I would assume you'd want a slow gas release or it could be dangerous.
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Re: NM
« Reply #11161 on: March 26, 2022, 10:34:34 AM »
"Hi Mom and Dad, I decided on my major: Happiness Studies."

https://amp.dailyrecord.com/amp/7138211001
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Re: NM
« Reply #11162 on: March 27, 2022, 10:13:36 PM »
So uhhh, that altercation between Chris Rock and Will Smith was pretty strange, huh?
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Re: NM
« Reply #11163 on: March 28, 2022, 07:24:55 PM »
Fire water is a bad thang, aina?
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Re: NM
« Reply #11164 on: March 28, 2022, 07:40:37 PM »
    wilbur seemed to intially laugh at rocks "joke" until he saw the look(rolling eyes) on his "main" squeeze face.  then he jumped into action. jada wasn't real pleased with neither rock nor her quasi hubby's actions.  so willy then tried plan "b".  the tearful award acceptance and apology, just not to rock?  poor guy.  don't know how he does it...maybe start by maintaining man
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Re: NM
« Reply #11165 on: March 29, 2022, 09:43:17 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Blackheart on March 26, 2022, 10:34:34 AM
"Hi Mom and Dad, I decided on my major: Happiness Studies."

https://amp.dailyrecord.com/amp/7138211001


Stuff like that really pisses me off…
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Re: NM
« Reply #11166 on: March 31, 2022, 05:49:24 PM »
https://www.npr.org/2022/03/28/1089263591/a-u-k-middle-school-called-on-gordon-ramsay-for-help-after-being-short-on-cooks


Gotta give the school boldness credits for asking Gordon Ramsay to pitch in in a middle school cafeteria. And kudos to Ramsay for actually sending someone to help.
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Re: NM
« Reply #11167 on: March 31, 2022, 05:53:21 PM »
And if you needed a reason to avoid camels….

https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/mar/12/camel-kills-two-tennessee-petting-zoo

A camel killed two men after escaping a petting zoo in Tennessee, a county sheriff said.

Officials from the Obion county sheriff’s office said the fatal incident unfolded around 5.44pm on Thursday, when they “received a call of a loose camel near Shirley Farms on South Bluff Road in Obion … attacking people”.
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Re: NM
« Reply #11168 on: March 31, 2022, 09:50:19 PM »
Quote from: GooooMarquette on March 31, 2022, 05:49:24 PM
https://www.npr.org/2022/03/28/1089263591/a-u-k-middle-school-called-on-gordon-ramsay-for-help-after-being-short-on-cooks


Gotta give the school boldness credits for asking Gordon Ramsay to pitch in in a middle school cafeteria. And kudos to Ramsay for actually sending someone to help.

Ramsay has a huge temper and is kind of a lunatic in the kitchen, but I’ve always got the impression he’s a pretty decent dude and fun to be around.  He also makes INCREDIBLE YouTube tutorials

Quote from: GooooMarquette on March 31, 2022, 05:53:21 PM
And if you needed a reason to avoid camels….

https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/mar/12/camel-kills-two-tennessee-petting-zoo


I rode a camel in the Middle East last month and they are so much bigger than you expect.  A healthy respect for how quickly they could mess you up
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Re: NM
« Reply #11169 on: April 01, 2022, 06:04:02 AM »
What do camel taste like?
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Re: NM
« Reply #11170 on: April 01, 2022, 06:27:47 AM »
Quote from: JWags85 on March 31, 2022, 09:50:19 PM
Ramsay has a huge temper and is kind of a lunatic in the kitchen, but I’ve always got the impression he’s a pretty decent dude and fun to be around.  He also makes INCREDIBLE YouTube tutorials

Ramsay's temper is a show for American audiences.
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Re: NM
« Reply #11171 on: April 01, 2022, 08:47:46 AM »
Quote from: Hards_Alumni on April 01, 2022, 06:27:47 AM
Ramsay's temper is a show for American audiences.

Clarification: Ramsay’s temper is a show for American audiences of his Hell’s Kitchen show. He doesn’t exhibit the same temper on his other American shows.
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Re: NM
« Reply #11172 on: April 01, 2022, 09:00:17 AM »
Quote from: Hards_Alumni on April 01, 2022, 06:27:47 AM
Ramsay's temper is a show for American audiences.

Nah. I mean I’m sure he plays it up, but Boiling Point was a documentary around him before he was truly famous and he was an hothead in that.  Same with the original Kitchen Nightmares that broadcast in the UK.
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Re: NM
« Reply #11173 on: April 01, 2022, 11:53:48 AM »
Quote from: jesmu84 on April 01, 2022, 06:04:02 AM
What do camel taste like?

I've only had the toes.
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Re: NM
« Reply #11174 on: April 03, 2022, 10:16:43 PM »
Mick Mars is one of the most underrated guitarists ever.

Fight me.
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