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Author Topic: [Matt Velazquez] Former Marquette assistant Tyler Summitt quits coaching post  (Read 17209 times)

ZiggysFryBoy

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I thought he was al dente

Maybe he's a grower not a show-er, a'nal?
Unless Sultan says differently that is, then we’d obviously have to go with that....

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Maybe he's a grower not a show-er, a'nal?

Blood vs meat, hey?


Death on call

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Tyler back in the news.

He apparently married Brooke Pumroy, his former player at MU and La Tech.  She took a job as the girl's basketball coach at her old high school and named him as an assistant.

https://deadspin.com/three-years-after-resigning-over-inappropriate-relatio-1833849850
Have some patience, FFS.

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He’s all about the hardwood.

Tyler back in the news.

He apparently married Brooke Pumroy, his former player at MU and La Tech.  She took a job as the girl's basketball coach at her old high school and named him as an assistant.

https://deadspin.com/three-years-after-resigning-over-inappropriate-relatio-1833849850

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He’s all about the hardwood.

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So by the time this guy was 25, he had been married, was a D-1 basketball assistant coach and then a head coach, had an affair with one of his players, got that player pregnant, resigned from his head coaching job and then got divorced?

I’m not even mad. That’s amazing.

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Tyler back in the news.

He apparently married Brooke Pumroy, his former player at MU and La Tech.  She took a job as the girl's basketball coach at her old high school and named him as an assistant.

https://deadspin.com/three-years-after-resigning-over-inappropriate-relatio-1833849850

Understandably there was a lot of buzz about this news.  Fairborn school officials say it was a miscommunication and Tyler Summitt has not been approved as an assistant coach:

https://www.daytondailynews.com/sports/tyler-summitt-joining-fairborn-coaching-staff-was-miscommunication/rngdY50OaTpt9NxBt5TkkJ/


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No snark intended, but do people still find this shtick funny?

The ignore function is wonderful and I have had it in place here for years.

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PS.....Along with this.....but no confirmation.....On the Scout VT board......

There are some guys (could be pissed off) alluding to Buzz having affairs and having herpes.....

No confirmation.....Tried to get details.....But no one would poney up.....

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Maybe Buzz got it from JJ Hardy?

real chili 83

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How could anyone live in Blacksburg and not have herpes.

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How could anyone live in Blacksburg and not have herpes.

That's the one place you really could get it off of a toilet seat.
Have some patience, FFS.

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That's the one place you really could get it off of a toilet seat.

And with that, you are today’s winner of the Internet!

real chili 83

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That's the one place you really could get it off of a toilet seat.

Or by shaking hands.

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How could anyone live in Blacksburg and not have herpes.

Depends on whether you have a sister or not

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PS.....Along with this.....but no confirmation.....On the Scout VT board......

There are some guys (could be pissed off) alluding to Buzz having affairs and having herpes.....

No confirmation.....Tried to get details.....But no one would poney up.....

Simplex 10?
"It's a crapshoot.  You have to be lucky."
Head Coach Roy Williams

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Simplex 10?

Maureen Hegarty's dad was the dude who invented the Lava Lamp. His company was called Lava Simplex.

I always asked her if I could get a summer job as a Quality Control guy on the Lava Lamp production line.

Never asked her where the Simplex part came from...

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Tyler Summitt is not a studly kinda guy. In fact, he's a mouth breather.

But the dude is getting some righteous quim that truthfully should be beyond his reach.

Dr. Blackheart

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Maureen Hegarty's dad was the dude who invented the Lava Lamp. His company was called Lava Simplex.

I always asked her if I could get a summer job as a Quality Control guy on the Lava Lamp production line.

Never asked her where the Simplex part came from...

https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-2008-07-01-0806300645-story.html

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British inventor -- and nudism devotee -- Edwin Craven Walker is credited with developing the design.

So Mo's dad bought the rights to the Lava Lamp.

What I want to know is why did the writer highlight the fact that the inventor of the Lava Lamp is also a "Nudism Devotee?"

Dr. Blackheart

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British inventor -- and nudism devotee -- Edwin Craven Walker is credited with developing the design.

So Mo's dad bought the rights to the Lava Lamp.

What I want to know is why did the writer highlight the fact that the inventor of the Lava Lamp is also a "Nudism Devotee?"

If you ask a simplex question...

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If you ask a simplex question...

Boy, that retort has some warts on it...

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lusty old bald guy
typhoid mary of blacksburg
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Tyler Summitt is not a studly kinda guy. In fact, he's a mouth breather.

But the dude is getting some righteous quim that truthfully should be beyond his reach.

I must say that is the first time I recall that word being used here
"It's a crapshoot.  You have to be lucky."
Head Coach Roy Williams

Dr. Blackheart

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I must say that is the first time I recall that word being used here

Yep, righteous and Scoop don’t mix.

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The ignore function is wonderful and I have had it in place here for years.

3 years and 2 days, evidently.
Wow, I'm very concerned for Benny.  Being able to mimic Myron Medcalf's writing so closely implies an oncoming case of dementia.