Daily Dose of Doom Thread

[rocket surgeon]

  this had to have been a 1 wiper

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/12/01/surveillance-video-shows-amazon-contractor-defecating-in-gutter.html

  maybe it was the arbys that did it

[mu_hilltopper]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/nation-now/2017/12/20/winter-solstice-worst-day-2017-astrologers/970249001/

Dec. 21 will be the worst day of 2017, astrologers say

[Jockey]

http://theweek.com/speedreads/744645/americans-life-expectancy-dropped-second-year-row-experts-are-panicking

Kill me now. Prospects are dimming every year.

[tower912]

http://theweek.com/speedreads/744645/americans-life-expectancy-dropped-second-year-row-experts-are-panicking

Kill me now. Prospects are dimming every year.

Primarily due to opioid deaths.

[TSmith34, Inc.]

http://theweek.com/speedreads/744645/americans-life-expectancy-dropped-second-year-row-experts-are-panicking

Kill me now. Prospects are dimming every year.

Nice typo:
"I'm not prone to dramatic statements, but I think we should be really alarmed," the chief of the morality statistics branch at the National Center for Health Statistics, Robert Anderson, told NPR."

[Dr. Blackheart]

Bananapocalypse is nearing...

https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2017-12-21/the-bananapocalypse-is-nigh

[mu_hilltopper]

List of 10 dooms:

https://www.axios.com/10-ways-america-is-falling-behind-2519640560.html

[warriorchick]

https://jezebel.com/now-chocolate-could-go-extinct-great-1821683690

[naginiF]

The ocean floor is sinking

http://www.newsweek.com/climate-change-sinking-ocean-rising-sea-levels-772862

[tower912]

The scoop server may have to be shut down again.

[Dr. Blackheart]

Zombie virus coming to a neighborhood near you...

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/676199/zombie-deer-disease-united-states-colorado-state-university-virus-infection

[T-Bone]

The mods are becoming prescient.  Won't be long before they'll start taking over all the white-collar jobs and electing mod-officials that turn our country into a place no longer fit for humans.

The end of times is nigh upon us.

(sorry to get political)

[mu_hilltopper]

We knew you'd post that.

[mu_hilltopper]

Enjoy the next 2 minutes ..

http://time.com/5117722/doomsday-clock-2018-what-to-know/

[mu_hilltopper]

[NorthernDancerColt]

Not to sound like a Taco Bell ad, but does anyone here truly understand why Trump referred to his FOUR PILLARS of immigration reform? Hmmmmmmm orange hair, and now this?? Research free masonic occultism. Bohemian Grove.

Keefe, thank you for your service to our country, and I know you're sworn to secrecy and all, but how long will the chemtrailing be goin on? Is it about "solar radiation" mitigation? WWHD? What would Haarp do? How is Monsanto/Bayer moving on its aluminum-resistant seed patents? Barium, Strontium, Aluminum showing up in record levels in American soil samples. Yeah, they are contrails. Of course they are. Like the time I walked in the forest preserve on a cold day and saw my breath trail stretch for 2 miles? Look up to the sky, people!! Now try really hard to remember how it used to look.

Also, any updates on Agenda 21 and directed energy weaponry and how it was used in conjunction with the CA wildfires to destroy entire neighborhoods all while the streets, plastic garbage cans, and even trees still stand? All so stack-and-pack housing can go up. Gotta  make way for  Heisy/Tugg's happy village of Autonomous rides!

Not a Hillary fan at all, but if you guys haven't figured out Trump is a controlled-opposition elitist shill by now. Oy Vey! NWO and globalism rock!!

[NorthernDancerColt]

Enjoy the next 2 minutes ..

http://time.com/5117722/doomsday-clock-2018-what-to-know/

The better Swiss time piece is the US Debt clock.......check out the "dollar-to-Silver" ratio. While Tugg's blockchain technology is certainly worth a look, one better have a few tubes of Eagles in the safe.

[NorthernDancerColt]

The mods are becoming prescient.  Won't be long before they'll start taking over all the white-collar jobs and electing mod-officials that turn our country into a place no longer fit for humans.

The end of times is nigh upon us.

(sorry to get political)

Nothing new under the sun. Council on Foreign Relations. Trilateral Commission. Bilderberg group. ike Eisenhower is rolling over in his grave. He tried to warn us of the military industrial complex. It may be too late.

[mu_hilltopper]

"If it's yellow .. let it mellow."

http://www.businessinsider.com/officials-in-cape-town-warn-day-zero-will-be-worst-disaster-since-sept-11-water-shortage-2018-1/#that-means-thousands-of-people-are-likely-to-line-up-at-each-tap-every-day-to-collect-their-water-11

[Pakuni]

Mutant crayfish clones itself, well on way to taking over the world.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/05/science/mutant-crayfish-clones-europe.html

[Archies Bat]

Doom and Gloom for MU82.  Stock up on the chicken soup...

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/trump-adviser-says-ignore-flu-shots-inoculate-yourself-104503909--abc-news-topstories.html

[mu_hilltopper]

If this is your thing, doom:

http://www.kansas.com/news/politics-government/article198722829.html

[mu_hilltopper]

https://www.vox.com/world/2018/2/7/16974772/north-korea-war-trump-kim-nuclear-weapon

North Korea's arsenal is thought to include smallpox, yellow fever, anthrax, hemorrhagic fever, and even plague.

VX is the worst of the worst," Gregson told me. "It's a crowd killer. It's odorless, colorless, and doesn't dissipate quickly.

"It only takes one or two people to deliver bioweapons, and tiny quantities of a bacteria or virus can cause a massive number of casualties," he told me. "You wouldn't need a missile. You'd need a backpack."

[naginiF]

If this is your thing, doom:

http://www.kansas.com/news/politics-government/article198722829.html

Classic quote:

"Seriously? We'll see how excited they are about public health when it comes to guns," Sen. Barbara Bollier, R-Mission Hills, said after the vote.

[TSmith34, Inc.]

Terrifying Dog Robots Can Now Escape Through Doors and We Are All Doomed

https://www.mediaite.com/online/terrifying-dog-robots-can-now-escape-through-doors-and-we-are-all-doomed/

"Still, though, it is fascinating how adeptly this robot captures the gait of an actual four-legged animal and, one supposes, the giant claw could be useful around the house, for washing dishes or murdering the mailman."

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