Daily Dose of Doom Thread

[mu_hilltopper]

Watery doom.

[Bo Ryan's Massage Therapist]

Mosul damn failing... 1.5 million could drown

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/01/02/a-bigger-problem-than-isis

[mu_hilltopper]

Preparing for doom:

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/01/30/doomsday-prep-for-the-super-rich

[Juan Anderson's Mixtape]

Mosul damn failing... 1.5 million could drown

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/01/02/a-bigger-problem-than-isis

Damn us what you say after the dam breaks.

[mu_hilltopper]

Savor that win vs. Nova as much as you can.  Won't last.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/01/25/doomsdayclock-expected-move-closer-midnight-threat-global-annihilation/

[mu_hilltopper]

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD DOOM:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2017/02/01/nations-bacon-reserves-hit-50-year-low-prices-rise/97327794/

[Archies Bat]

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD DOOM:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2017/02/01/nations-bacon-reserves-hit-50-year-low-prices-rise/97327794/

I am so glad bacon was BOGO this week at my local market.  However, I only bought two.

[muwarrior69]

Looks like a loss to St.Johns

[mu_hilltopper]

Dear 268,000 workers at Amazon .. you're doomed.

https://www.youtube.com/v/-h5qpXO3isM?t=1m58s

[mu_hilltopper]

Dear grocery workers .. you are doomed:

http://nypost.com/2017/02/05/inside-amazons-robot-run-supermarket-that-needs-just-3-human-workers/

[ATL MU Warrior]

Dear 268,000 workers at Amazon .. you're doomed.

https://www.youtube.com/v/-h5qpXO3isM?t=1m58s

I have to admit, I was kind of rooting for that robot to kick the crap out of the guy with the hockey stick just for being a d!ck.

[mu_hilltopper]

99% chance all forum moderators are replaced by robots?  What the effing ef.

http://ideas.ted.com/the-rise-of-the-useless-class/

#doom

[mu_hilltopper]

Two dooms in one day:

http://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2016/01/11/462416728/this-germ-can-live-decades-in-distilled-water-kill-humans-in-48-hours

[Archies Bat]

99% chance all forum moderators are replaced by robots?  What the effing ef.

http://ideas.ted.com/the-rise-of-the-useless-class/

#doom

When was the last time someone saw Rocky or Topper?

And have you noticed the recent improvements here on Scoop?

[mu_hilltopper]

SYSTEM ERROR

[brandx]

Dear grocery workers .. you are doomed:

http://nypost.com/2017/02/05/inside-amazons-robot-run-supermarket-that-needs-just-3-human-workers/

Don't worry.

I know a guy who is bringing the jobs back.

[manny31]

Don't worry.

I know a guy who is bringing the jobs back.

Does Tim Cook know? Probably good for Apple Stock

[Dr. Blackheart]

Will the robot finally get the SOTG right? 

[mu_hilltopper]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2017/03/28/spiders-could-theoretically-eat-every-human-on-earth-in-one-year/

[mu_hilltopper]

http://thehill.com/blogs/pundits-blog/defense/326094-how-north-korea-could-kill-up-to-90-percent-of-americans-at-any

[mu_hilltopper]

What a way to go..

http://www.latimes.com/world/la-fg-sri-lanka-garbage-collapse-20170417-story.html

[dgies9156]

Watery doom.

Please NO!!!!

I don't want my barrier island paradise engulfed with the slimey Atlantic. No, please, NO

[GGGG]

https://qz.com/994596/the-world-faces-a-400-trillion-disaster/?utm_source=atlfb

"Financial disaster is looming, and not because of the stock market or subprime loans. The coming crisis is more insidious, structural, and almost certain to blow up eventually.

The World Economic Forum (WEF) predicts that by 2050 the world will face a $400 trillion shortfall (pdf) in retirement savings. (Yes, that's trillion, with a "T".) The WEF defines a shortfall as anything less than what's required to provide 70% of a person's pre-retirement income via public pensions and private savings.

The US will find itself in the biggest hole, falling $137 trillion short of what's necessary to fund adequate retirements in 2050. It is followed by China's $119 trillion shortfall."

[Jockey]

http://crooksandliars.com/2017/06/apology-issued-girl-disqualified-soccer

Women... well even little girls had better learn to look like the sexual objects we expect them to become.

[warriorchick]

http://crooksandliars.com/2017/06/apology-issued-girl-disqualified-soccer

Women... well even little girls had better learn to look like the sexual objects we expect them to become.

Oh, knock it off.

What happened was outrageous, but it has nothing to do being a sexual object.

If it was a boy with long hair on getting disqualified in a boy's league, would you have said the same thing?