The Everlasting Craptastical Mystery Thread

[TJ]

The Godfather of recruiting insiders for MU.

What does that mean?  How would one find him if one wanted to read whatever it is he writes?

[Blackhat]

Minnows, back troll.  Which lake?

[Blackhat]

What does that mean?  How would one find him if one wanted to read whatever it is he writes?

Go to silk exotic on Wed night and ask to talk to the Irritated White Boy, he'll be at the bar closing it down.

[esotericmindguy]

IWB trolled us.    Nobody cared about the SMU losers.

Did he? I thought he reported accurately from the looks of it.

[TJ]

Go to silk exotic on Wed night and ask to talk to the Irritated White Boy, he'll be at the bar closing it down.

THANK YOU.  I'm finally getting somewhere.  I'll be an insider in no time...  First I need to get some singles.

[real chili 83]

Eagle, in Ontario.  Cedar Point Lodge.  Great place.  Huge frickin lake.

Lots of muuuuskilunges too.  

No sh1t,  landed a 28 inch waldo with bite marks on it last year.  Almost had the double header of a lifetime!  

[GGGG]

...unless another job opens up between now and next season.

IWB just tweeted that KSU is after Buzz!!!!!

Just kidding...

[Rubie Q]

Did he? I thought he reported accurately from the looks of it.

From where I sat, he fanned a fire that didn't need fanning to drive traffic to his new website.

[Blackhat]

Eagle, in Ontario.  Cedar Point Lodge.  Great place.  Huge frickin lake.

Lots of muuuuskilunges too.  

No sh1t,  landed a 28 inch waldo with bite marks on it last year.  Almost had the double header of a lifetime!  

I go to that exact lodge every other summer for last 16 years.  Been on many guided fishes on that lake.  No joke, blond headed dude is the owner.  Hell,  I could put you on the Walleye/Northern/Musky spots.   There's one I won't give up though but a guide would probably.

[Benny B]

What I've learned from this thread:

60% of people who cite unnamed sources are full of crap.
30% of people who cite unnamed sources are being fed a load of crap from their sources.
10% of people who cite unnamed sources are really just paraphrasing something they read elsewhere on the Internet.

Chicos and Hoop aren't the same person; they're the same people.

There are about a dozen people who are laughing their butts off at this thread.  And it's not the SMU or UW fans.

Someone in the athletic department is going to lose their job soon, and nobody here will ever notice.

[real chili 83]

I go to that exact lodge every other summer for last 16 years.  Been on many guided fishes on that lake.  No joke, blond headed dude is the owner.  Hell,  I could put you on the Walleye/Northern/Musky spots.   There's one I won't give up though but a guide would probably.

Were you up there last year?

Wayne, the guide, is  a hoot.  Pour a little whiskey in him, and he'll talk all night!  

Pat, the owner was most gracious.  They get a lot of Milwaukee business.

[Blackhat]

Were you up there last year?

Wayne, the guide, is  a hoot.  Pour a little whiskey in him, and he'll talk all night!  

Pat, the owner was most gracious.  They get a lot of Milwaukee business.

No, too busy with school.  This summer I'm in the last semester of my Master's program so I'll see if I can swing it otherwise next summer.   Wayne is great, except he's a jigging man I like to back troll for Walleye.  

I could give a couple spots near Stanley's Resort I got from one of their guides.    Write down Ed's Point,  back troll from the point, find the  18-25 ft of water area off the point.   Rocky bottom, find some big wallys, and the occassional monster northern looking for a meal.

[ZiggysFryBoy]

THANK YOU.  I'm finally getting somewhere.  I'll be an insider in no time...  First I need to get some singles.

careful about being an "insider".  you don't want to get the syph.

[real chili 83]

I go to that exact lodge every other summer for last 16 years.  Been on many guided fishes on that lake.  No joke, blond headed dude is the owner.  Hell,  I could put you on the Walleye/Northern/Musky spots.   There's one I won't give up though but a guide would probably.

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Ran into some folks from Indiana up there last year.  Asked them if they were Boiler fans or Hoosier fans.  They responded ND.  They were missing their front teeth (before I asked the question).

Asked them what they thought of Tommy Suntan.  Took them a few seconds to realize who I was referring too.  They said that they had high expectations, as Crean was getting very good in-state recruits.

[warthog-driver]

Forgive my ignorance, I've heard the name referred to many times over the years but never have figured out who he is, where he comes from, or why people listen to him... who is "IWB"?

How dare you! IWB has more contacts than Bausch & Lombe!

[Blackhat]

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Ran into some folks from Indiana up there last year.  Asked them if they were Boiler fans or Hoosier fans.  They responded ND.  They were missing their front teeth (before I asked the question).

Asked them what they thought of Tommy Suntan.  Took them a few seconds to realize who I was referring too.  They said that they had high expectations, as Crean was getting very good in-state recruits.

Usually rednecks from Nebraska up there when my party is for some reason.   

[mr.MUskie]

... like Rick Barnes get hits by a bus?

Can we take up a collection and buy him one of these suits?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnAPhhrhytI

[real chili 83]

No, too busy with school.  This summer I'm in the last semester of my Master's program so I'll see if I can swing it otherwise next summer.   Wayne is great, except he's a jigging man I like to back troll for Walleye.  

I could give a couple spots near Stanley's Resort I got from one of their guides.    Write down Ed's Point,  back troll from the point, find the  18-25 ft of water area off the point.   Rocky bottom, find some big wallys, and the occassional monster northern looking for a meal.

You're right about wayne and jigs.  He had about 300 home made jigs, and 2 spoons in his tackle box.  He also loves crawler in June.  You have to bring them over the border.  Pat make too much money selling minnows to stock crawlers in June

[Warriors4ever]

Let me get this straight - I go out to dinner for a couple of hours, come back to find the storm's gone away and we're talking fishing?  Do I have this right?
Does this mean the bake sale is cancelled?

[wadesworld]

Now this doesn't really make a lot of sense. Did you get your identities mixed up again?

Hmmmm....interesting....

[real chili 83]

Let me get this straight - I go out to dinner for a couple of hours, come back to find the storm's gone away and we're talking fishing?  Do I have this right?
Does this mean the bake sale is cancelled?

Daredevils, Doctor Spoon, or Williams Whitefish for northern.

Discuss.......

45 inch nordski on a polished silver Williams Whitefish spoon in Manitoba!  Kississing Lake!

[Blackhat]

  52" Musky back trolling on a Little Joe rig in a walleye hot bed spot actually not far from Cedar Point lodge.


Monsters be there, chili.

[real chili 83]

  52" Musky back trolling on a Little Joe rig in a walleye hot bed spot actually not far from Cedar Point lodge.


Monsters be there, chili.

They have the new lodge done.  Very nice.  When do you go up there?

[pbiflyer]

Let me get this straight - I go out to dinner for a couple of hours, come back to find the storm's gone away and we're talking fishing?  Do I have this right?
Does this mean the bake sale is cancelled?

Best post of this thread. 

[Bocephys]

From where I sat, he fanned a fire that didn't need fanning to drive traffic to his new website.

Agree completely, and I said as much somewhere back in the 50s.  I think posting the ridiculous student letter took the cake though.