The Everlasting Craptastical Mystery Thread

[MakeItRain11]

Baseball is an absolute brutal sport to watch. I would rather watch hardcore gay porn. No homo.

[real chili 83]

Ding, ding, ding.....


night 'all.

[wadesworld]

Baseball is an absolute brutal sport to watch. I would rather watch hardcore gay porn. No homo.

Uhhh...

[rocky_warrior]

The server must be smoking.

Less than 2 connections/sec = weak

Connections per second:    1.9878
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[🏀]

Uhhh...

Yeahh...

[🏀]

This thread has the feeling of a telethon. Where can I order a totebag?

[spiral97]

Less than 2 connections/sec = weak

Connections per second:    1.9878
Kilobytes received per second:    0.7052
Kilobytes sent per second:    1.4623
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Time to upgrade.. let's try in a couple weeks maybe?

[mr.MUskie]

This thread has the feeling of a telethon. Where can I order a totebag?

Is Jerry Lewis a mod?

[mr.MUskie]

Regarding these SMU and Seth Greenberg rumors... Former VT (& GT) athletic director Dave Braine is leading SMU's search

[Aughnanure]

Just gonna throw this out there. Bruce Pearl?

[spiral97]

Regarding these SMU and Seth Greenberg rumors... Former VT (& GT) athletic director Dave Braine is leading SMU's search

WTH... are you oblivious to all the attempts to go off topic here?

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Just gonna throw this out there. Bruce Pearl?

He's still under a show cause, so no.

[warthog-driver]

Time for the boys to skip IWB's ProAm if this turns out to be all false.

Roger skip the IWB ProAm. He is a self-serving, self-important turd.

[mr.MUskie]

WTH... are you oblivious to all the attempts to go off topic here?

I've been doing my part to steer this elsewhere.  I thought I could sneak it in without anyone noticing.
So I'm still waiting to hear everyone's favorite flavor of kringle.  I like cherry.

[rocky_warrior]

So I'm still waiting to hear everyone's favorite flavor of kringle.  I like cherry.

Pecan. 

[spiral97]

Buzz to West Virginia.

[MakeItRain11]

I've never had a Kringle. 

#1stWorldProblems

[Les Nessman]

Just looked over the titles of all the other threads. They all just seem so innocent after reading through this firestorm.

[Hoopaloop]

Fixed...

Incorrect, but the humor never gets old.  

You've written alot of passive aggressive anti Buzz stuff in the past while lying about supporting him out of the other side of your mouth. I hope the sh$t you spew in this and other posts in this thread will put to rest the BS that you're a Buzz guy in any way, shape or form.

I haven't lied about my support at all for Buzz.  Nor have I written anything of a passive aggressive nature.  I know who I support and you're not going to be the one to dictate that to me or anyone else.  I'll speak for me, you can speak for yourself.

I mean, Hoopaloop told me that one.  With his experience in athletic administration at IU, he knows how these things wo...wait, Hoop never worked in any Athletic Departments...

 If you wish to talk about flight dynamics like lift coefficient, drag coefficient, axial force coefficient, and such, then we can have an entire thread on that topic of flight and the engineering surrounding that.  If you wish to continue to make up stuff or pretend to be funny, leave me out of it.

[warthog-driver]

Has The Bronzed Beast of Bloomington saved his ass? Can he continue last season's "success?"

[wadesworld]

Kringles are so f'ing good.  Pecan is amazing, but I'm a fan of raspberry.

I've never had a Kringle. 

#1stWorldProblems

What the hell is wrong with you?!

[Hoopaloop]

Vander Blue sucks, and Durley is the anti-Christ.  

If Buzz goes to SMU, will Durley follow him and become a Mustang?

[Aughnanure]

If Buzz goes to SMU, will Durley follow him and become a Mustang?

If Buzz goes to SMU, does Jimmy Butler wear Mustangs shorts?

[rocky_warrior]

We could really use his 6 straight replies all using quotes.

He never fails to disappoint!

[wadesworld]

Incorrect, but the humor never gets old.  

No, it doesn't.

 If you wish to talk about flight dynamics like lift coefficient, drag coefficient, axial force coefficient, and such, then we can have an entire thread on that topic of flight and the engineering surrounding that.

I'd rather not discuss enginerding.  I'd be lost.  It wouldn't be a lot of "fun."  By the way, Chicos used the   all the time.  Did he teach you that one?    This also used to be the time where Chicos would show up and post hundreds of times a night.  Another coincidence?  

If you wish to continue to make up stuff or pretend to be funny, leave me out of it.

Don't ruin my fun, Chicos!