Things you might overhear in the Badgers Locker room:

[shaquilvaine]

In honor of the rivalry, I'll get this one started:

"Glover had a few extra I-pods lying around.  Anyone need one?"

[joanies_fatass]

Thank God Tom Crean is no longer the coach at Marquette. We may have a chance to win this year!

[madtownwarrior]

really, coach Ryan, if I flop like this I can expect a foul to be called....

[MUfan12]

"Swell buzzcut, pal!"

[tower912]

I hate when we play athletic teams like UWGB.

[TVDirector]

hey, can I borrow your Leo Sayer cassette sometime so I can make a copy?

[shaquilvaine]

"Anyone want to go out for a beer after the game, Gullickson's driving."

[M@RQUETTEW@RRIORS]

coach ryan - How many times are we gonna pass the ball before we shoot?

players yell - Four!

coach ryan - How many?

players - Four!

[avid1010]

I hate when we play athletic teams like UWGB.

Best yet!

[mu_hilltopper]

Thank God Tom Crean is no longer the coach at Marquette. We may have a chance to win this year!

MU w/Crean won 3 of 9 versus UW@Madison.  I imagine they'd say they exact opposite.

[2TimeWarrior]

Shucks!  It's gonna be cold out in the barn in the mornin' when pa has us doing' chores.

[NCMUFan]

"Green Bay beat us, how dare those subordinates.  Looks like we will need the powers in Madison to cut their athletic budget."

[war1980rior]

"Don't worry coach ... We'll be more athletic next year with Vander! ... oh wait a minute ..."

[Mods, Delete me please. 8/26/2020]

UWGB is clearly a dirty program.   

[VegasWarrior77]

I hope J.P. Tokoto didn't see us play tonight!

[Benny B]

"Great news guys... my jug band just cut our first 8-track."

[damuts222]

Do you wanna crown their ***, then crown em'

[StillAWarrior]

Let's go to Florida for Spring Break.

[NavinRJohnson]

"Can I tell you something privately? Lately, I've been having these feelings when we're showering."

[Marquette_g]

"I thought people were kidding, but coach actually believes this 1950's style offense is still effective and relevant."

[FrennA]

"Sorry we didn't play better coach, our concentration was off.  Probably because of having to deal with the academic rigors that comes with attending the Harvard of the Midwest.  If UWGB was half the academic institution we are, we would've won that game hands down!  Gosh darn it!  Last one in the showers is a rotten egg!"

[lurch91]

Dude, that's a SWEET set shot you've got!

[Badgerhater]

"Don't all McDonald's All-Americans redshirt their first year?"

[Skatastrophy]

Why does Coach Ryan have that obituary of a guy named Bo hanging in his office from the 1400s?  And why does he insist on being checked as luggave inside his padded coffin when we're traveling to away games?

[Badgerhater]

"Sorry for running down the court and doing an uncontested dunk on that steal, coach.  Next time I will let the guy shoot so we can get the rebound and we can then set up our offense."