Author Topic: Things you might overhear in the Badgers Locker room: (Read 18813 times)

Badgerhater · « **Reply #25 on:** December 10, 2009, 11:01:54 AM »

"Michigan State may have went to the final four, but WE won the BIG TEN!"

🏀 · « **Reply #26 on:** December 10, 2009, 11:04:03 AM »

"Does anyone have Butch's old bikini? I need it for this weekend."

Fullodds · « **Reply #27 on:** December 10, 2009, 11:11:37 AM »

Listen guys, the Swing is not just good offense, it is GREAT music! Both were relevant in the 40's!

Lighthouse 84 · « **Reply #28 on:** December 10, 2009, 11:15:09 AM »

Alright, boys, this is the last shot we got! We're gonna run the picket fence at 'em! Jon, you're solo right! Jason, Trevon should be open on the other side of that fence! Now, boys, don't get caught watchin' the paint dry!

warthog-driver · « **Reply #29 on:** December 10, 2009, 11:49:51 AM »

What? You don't have to shoot freethrows underhand? My gosh, what is this world coming to and what will they think of next?

Buzz Williams' Spillproof Chiclets Cup · « **Reply #30 on:** December 10, 2009, 02:19:27 PM »

"Where are my shoes?"

(can be phrased both as a question and as a demand.)

NickelDimer · « **Reply #31 on:** December 10, 2009, 04:14:59 PM »

We stink, stank, stunk!

PBRme · « **Reply #32 on:** December 10, 2009, 04:47:15 PM »

My Tutor Brent Moss said I shouldn't worry about the exam in cheesemaking class.

ChicosBailBonds · « **Reply #33 on:** December 10, 2009, 06:35:46 PM »

You guys ever have microwaved Parrot? Coach Alvarez is serving some up right now in his office.

shaquilvaine · « **Reply #34 on:** December 10, 2009, 09:59:34 PM »

"What do you mean you want to major in business? I told you your options are agricultural journalism or the Ron Dayne special. Make up your mind kid!"

Dienerfor3 · « **Reply #35 on:** December 10, 2009, 10:27:54 PM »

"At least we don't have to be sponsored by Converse."

ecompt · « **Reply #36 on:** December 10, 2009, 10:31:41 PM »

"I thought they had a jump ball after every basket."

muole · « **Reply #37 on:** December 10, 2009, 10:35:45 PM »

Does Bo sell used mopeds, too?

Hey, at least WE have a football program!

warthog-driver · « **Reply #38 on:** December 10, 2009, 11:13:39 PM »

"Diamond, is that a hot iPod in your jockeys or are you just really glad to see me??"

muarmy81 · « **Reply #39 on:** December 11, 2009, 05:47:11 AM »

Ok guys,
We need 1 more shot...we're going to run the picket fence.

Marquette_g · « **Reply #40 on:** December 11, 2009, 08:07:58 AM »

"I'm sure glad that recruitment process is over, choosing between North Dakota St., Northern Iowa, and UW was exhausting."

Badgerhater · « **Reply #41 on:** December 11, 2009, 08:47:04 AM »

"My little brother keeps asking me why coach is always trying to steal Christmas."

PBRme · « **Reply #42 on:** December 11, 2009, 09:10:18 AM »

The Shot Clock Ruined College Basketball

GOMU1104 · « **Reply #43 on:** December 11, 2009, 10:44:33 PM »

"Is our coach supposed to look like our mascot?"

warthog-driver · « **Reply #44 on:** December 11, 2009, 10:54:06 PM »

“When these young men have issues, they are just like an employee in the state system. They have all the rights in the world to exhaust every option that they have. That's fair and square for anyone who loots the dorm room of another student at this great institution of higher learning.”

shaquilvaine · « **Reply #45 on:** December 12, 2009, 12:17:17 AM »

"Dude, give me my bong back. You look like Adam Lambert smoking that thing."

warthog-driver · « **Reply #46 on:** December 12, 2009, 12:40:20 AM »

"I've heard all the stump speeches and debates and I'm voting Pail and Shovel Party, again! They have their finger on the pulse of this community!"

ChicosBailBonds · « **Reply #47 on:** December 12, 2009, 10:06:21 AM »

Keep going folks, apparently Fran, Myles and Butch are enjoying this at buckyville.com

Incidentally, if you guys are at the game and see a balding gentleman with huge man breasts taking photographs for the Badgers (he'll likely be wearing a hat), say hello to Myles...erh Neil for all of us.

Fran will be the one that has the really poor goatee and half his lunch still in it while touting how great his seats are (he's especially good at this when he goes to a MU game where he likes to say how great the suites are since he doesn't like to mingle with the real people). Make sure to say hello to Fran as well, he'll be in the section where "this is their Super Bowl", "I don't care about MU at all...yet I really do and can't imagine losing to them again", "Bo is God...when is it my turn for sloppy seconds?"

Dr. Blackheart · « **Reply #48 on:** December 12, 2009, 10:34:56 AM »

"Bo likes his chicken finger licking good."

MUSF · « **Reply #49 on:** December 12, 2009, 12:11:51 PM »

Hey coach, you got any more of that who hash

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