Author Topic: Things you might overhear in the Badgers Locker room: (Read 18811 times)

shaquilvaine · « **on:** December 09, 2009, 10:30:39 PM »

In honor of the rivalry, I'll get this one started:

"Glover had a few extra I-pods lying around. Anyone need one?"

joanies_fatass · « **Reply #1 on:** December 09, 2009, 10:58:16 PM »

Thank God Tom Crean is no longer the coach at Marquette. We may have a chance to win this year!

madtownwarrior · « **Reply #2 on:** December 09, 2009, 11:10:35 PM »

really, coach Ryan, if I flop like this I can expect a foul to be called....

MUfan12 · « **Reply #3 on:** December 09, 2009, 11:17:52 PM »

"Swell buzzcut, pal!"

tower912 · « **Reply #4 on:** December 10, 2009, 06:18:47 AM »

I hate when we play athletic teams like UWGB.

TVDirector · « **Reply #5 on:** December 10, 2009, 06:31:09 AM »

hey, can I borrow your Leo Sayer cassette sometime so I can make a copy?

shaquilvaine · « **Reply #6 on:** December 10, 2009, 06:58:43 AM »

"Anyone want to go out for a beer after the game, Gullickson's driving."

M@RQUETTEW@RRIORS · « **Reply #7 on:** December 10, 2009, 07:40:16 AM »

coach ryan - How many times are we gonna pass the ball before we shoot?

players yell - Four!

coach ryan - How many?

players - Four!

avid1010 · « **Reply #8 on:** December 10, 2009, 07:42:00 AM »

Quote from: tower912 on December 10, 2009, 06:18:47 AM

I hate when we play athletic teams like UWGB.

Best yet!

mu_hilltopper · « **Reply #9 on:** December 10, 2009, 07:55:46 AM »

Quote from: joanies_fatass on December 09, 2009, 10:58:16 PM

Thank God Tom Crean is no longer the coach at Marquette. We may have a chance to win this year!

MU w/Crean won 3 of 9 versus UW@Madison. I imagine they'd say they exact opposite.

2TimeWarrior · « **Reply #10 on:** December 10, 2009, 08:06:10 AM »

Shucks! It's gonna be cold out in the barn in the mornin' when pa has us doing' chores.

NCMUFan · « **Reply #11 on:** December 10, 2009, 08:17:08 AM »

"Green Bay beat us, how dare those subordinates. Looks like we will need the powers in Madison to cut their athletic budget."

war1980rior · « **Reply #12 on:** December 10, 2009, 08:27:28 AM »

"Don't worry coach ... We'll be more athletic next year with Vander! ... oh wait a minute ..."

Mods, Delete me please. 8/26/2020 · « **Reply #13 on:** December 10, 2009, 08:28:15 AM »

UWGB is clearly a dirty program.

VegasWarrior77 · « **Reply #14 on:** December 10, 2009, 08:31:35 AM »

I hope J.P. Tokoto didn't see us play tonight!

Benny B · « **Reply #15 on:** December 10, 2009, 08:39:13 AM »

"Great news guys... my jug band just cut our first 8-track."

damuts222 · « **Reply #16 on:** December 10, 2009, 09:02:08 AM »

Do you wanna crown their ***, then crown em'

StillAWarrior · « **Reply #17 on:** December 10, 2009, 09:06:46 AM »

Let's go to Florida for Spring Break.

NavinRJohnson · « **Reply #18 on:** December 10, 2009, 09:28:10 AM »

"Can I tell you something privately? Lately, I've been having these feelings when we're showering."

Marquette_g · « **Reply #19 on:** December 10, 2009, 09:42:39 AM »

"I thought people were kidding, but coach actually believes this 1950's style offense is still effective and relevant."

FrennA · « **Reply #20 on:** December 10, 2009, 10:13:52 AM »

"Sorry we didn't play better coach, our concentration was off. Probably because of having to deal with the academic rigors that comes with attending the Harvard of the Midwest. If UWGB was half the academic institution we are, we would've won that game hands down! Gosh darn it! Last one in the showers is a rotten egg!"

lurch91 · « **Reply #21 on:** December 10, 2009, 10:31:28 AM »

Dude, that's a SWEET set shot you've got!

Badgerhater · « **Reply #22 on:** December 10, 2009, 10:50:05 AM »

"Don't all McDonald's All-Americans redshirt their first year?"

Skatastrophy · « **Reply #23 on:** December 10, 2009, 10:53:43 AM »

Why does Coach Ryan have that obituary of a guy named Bo hanging in his office from the 1400s? And why does he insist on being checked as luggave inside his padded coffin when we're traveling to away games?

Badgerhater · « **Reply #24 on:** December 10, 2009, 11:00:49 AM »

"Sorry for running down the court and doing an uncontested dunk on that steal, coach. Next time I will let the guy shoot so we can get the rebound and we can then set up our offense."

Badgerhater · « **Reply #25 on:** December 10, 2009, 11:01:54 AM »

"Michigan State may have went to the final four, but WE won the BIG TEN!"

🏀 · « **Reply #26 on:** December 10, 2009, 11:04:03 AM »

"Does anyone have Butch's old bikini? I need it for this weekend."

Fullodds · « **Reply #27 on:** December 10, 2009, 11:11:37 AM »

Listen guys, the Swing is not just good offense, it is GREAT music! Both were relevant in the 40's!

Lighthouse 84 · « **Reply #28 on:** December 10, 2009, 11:15:09 AM »

Alright, boys, this is the last shot we got! We're gonna run the picket fence at 'em! Jon, you're solo right! Jason, Trevon should be open on the other side of that fence! Now, boys, don't get caught watchin' the paint dry!

warthog-driver · « **Reply #29 on:** December 10, 2009, 11:49:51 AM »

What? You don't have to shoot freethrows underhand? My gosh, what is this world coming to and what will they think of next?

Buzz Williams' Spillproof Chiclets Cup · « **Reply #30 on:** December 10, 2009, 02:19:27 PM »

"Where are my shoes?"

(can be phrased both as a question and as a demand.)

NickelDimer · « **Reply #31 on:** December 10, 2009, 04:14:59 PM »

We stink, stank, stunk!

PBRme · « **Reply #32 on:** December 10, 2009, 04:47:15 PM »

My Tutor Brent Moss said I shouldn't worry about the exam in cheesemaking class.

ChicosBailBonds · « **Reply #33 on:** December 10, 2009, 06:35:46 PM »

You guys ever have microwaved Parrot? Coach Alvarez is serving some up right now in his office.

shaquilvaine · « **Reply #34 on:** December 10, 2009, 09:59:34 PM »

"What do you mean you want to major in business? I told you your options are agricultural journalism or the Ron Dayne special. Make up your mind kid!"

Dienerfor3 · « **Reply #35 on:** December 10, 2009, 10:27:54 PM »

"At least we don't have to be sponsored by Converse."

ecompt · « **Reply #36 on:** December 10, 2009, 10:31:41 PM »

"I thought they had a jump ball after every basket."

muole · « **Reply #37 on:** December 10, 2009, 10:35:45 PM »

Does Bo sell used mopeds, too?

Hey, at least WE have a football program!

warthog-driver · « **Reply #38 on:** December 10, 2009, 11:13:39 PM »

"Diamond, is that a hot iPod in your jockeys or are you just really glad to see me??"

muarmy81 · « **Reply #39 on:** December 11, 2009, 05:47:11 AM »

Ok guys,
We need 1 more shot...we're going to run the picket fence.

Marquette_g · « **Reply #40 on:** December 11, 2009, 08:07:58 AM »

"I'm sure glad that recruitment process is over, choosing between North Dakota St., Northern Iowa, and UW was exhausting."

Badgerhater · « **Reply #41 on:** December 11, 2009, 08:47:04 AM »

"My little brother keeps asking me why coach is always trying to steal Christmas."

PBRme · « **Reply #42 on:** December 11, 2009, 09:10:18 AM »

The Shot Clock Ruined College Basketball

GOMU1104 · « **Reply #43 on:** December 11, 2009, 10:44:33 PM »

"Is our coach supposed to look like our mascot?"

warthog-driver · « **Reply #44 on:** December 11, 2009, 10:54:06 PM »

“When these young men have issues, they are just like an employee in the state system. They have all the rights in the world to exhaust every option that they have. That's fair and square for anyone who loots the dorm room of another student at this great institution of higher learning.”

shaquilvaine · « **Reply #45 on:** December 12, 2009, 12:17:17 AM »

"Dude, give me my bong back. You look like Adam Lambert smoking that thing."

warthog-driver · « **Reply #46 on:** December 12, 2009, 12:40:20 AM »

"I've heard all the stump speeches and debates and I'm voting Pail and Shovel Party, again! They have their finger on the pulse of this community!"

ChicosBailBonds · « **Reply #47 on:** December 12, 2009, 10:06:21 AM »

Keep going folks, apparently Fran, Myles and Butch are enjoying this at buckyville.com

Incidentally, if you guys are at the game and see a balding gentleman with huge man breasts taking photographs for the Badgers (he'll likely be wearing a hat), say hello to Myles...erh Neil for all of us.

Fran will be the one that has the really poor goatee and half his lunch still in it while touting how great his seats are (he's especially good at this when he goes to a MU game where he likes to say how great the suites are since he doesn't like to mingle with the real people). Make sure to say hello to Fran as well, he'll be in the section where "this is their Super Bowl", "I don't care about MU at all...yet I really do and can't imagine losing to them again", "Bo is God...when is it my turn for sloppy seconds?"

Dr. Blackheart · « **Reply #48 on:** December 12, 2009, 10:34:56 AM »

"Bo likes his chicken finger licking good."

MUSF · « **Reply #49 on:** December 12, 2009, 12:11:51 PM »

Hey coach, you got any more of that who hash

MUSF · « **Reply #50 on:** December 12, 2009, 12:13:39 PM »

So coach, how much did they pay you to narrate the Thriller video?

syscokid · « **Reply #51 on:** December 12, 2009, 12:18:26 PM »

"coach, sam okey could help the 12th big 10 team move some of their furniture"

warthog-driver · « **Reply #52 on:** December 12, 2009, 12:31:20 PM »

Quote from: syscokid on December 12, 2009, 12:18:26 PM

"coach, sam okey could help the 12th big 10 team move some of their furniture"

"Sorry, son but Sam Okey won't be able to help with that move. He and Larry Petty are working the day shift at Burger King that week."

butchbadger · « **Reply #53 on:** December 12, 2009, 06:15:53 PM »

Funny stuff, some of you guys should quit your jobs and go into comedy.

Here is a few more.

Boy I was really intimidated by #10's "I am so intense" face and when he clapped on defense.

Wasn't it funny when they put 55 on the top of that zone??

Was it me or did they complain about every call?

I wonder if they still think the B10 is slow

How funny was Tim Maymon behind their bench?

Its true, you can't teach height.

Which was your favorite tat?

I thought Homer was going to cry

Boy #2 is small

Marquette_g · « **Reply #54 on:** December 12, 2009, 07:38:04 PM »

Quote from: butchbadger on December 12, 2009, 06:15:53 PM

Funny stuff, some of you guys should quit your jobs and go into comedy.

Here is a few more.

Nice grammar

reinko · « **Reply #55 on:** December 12, 2009, 07:43:30 PM »

Quote from: butchbadger on December 12, 2009, 06:15:53 PM

Funny stuff, some of you guys should quit your jobs and go into comedy.

Here is a few more.

Boy I was really intimidated by #10's "I am so intense" face and when he clapped on defense.

Wasn't it funny when they put 55 on the top of that zone??

Was it me or did they complain about every call?

How funny was Tim Maymon behind their bench?

Its true, you can't teach height.

Which was your favorite tat?

I thought Homer was going to cry

Boy #2 is small

Nice to have you back butch, chest out huffing and puffing. When was the last time you did this?

Lemme guess...December 9th, 2006

Shocker y'all didn't rush the court for such a HUGE win.

butchbadger · « **Reply #56 on:** December 13, 2009, 12:40:40 AM »

I just enjoy the racist generalizations.

If the UW team had a similar makeup I can only imagine what would be posted here. White on white is perceived as OK I guess, but it still send the same racist message.

warthog-driver · « **Reply #57 on:** December 13, 2009, 08:26:57 AM »

Quote from: butchbadger on December 12, 2009, 06:15:53 PM

Here is a few more.

Farmland grammar

Sheriff · « **Reply #58 on:** December 13, 2009, 08:42:40 AM »

Quote from: butchbadger on December 13, 2009, 12:40:40 AM

I just enjoy the racist generalizations.

If the UW team had a similar makeup I can only imagine what would be posted here. White on white is perceived as OK I guess, but it still send the same racist message.

It still send?

Chicago_inferiority_complexes · « **Reply #59 on:** December 13, 2009, 12:52:05 PM »

Quote from: butchbadger on December 13, 2009, 12:40:40 AM

I just enjoy the racist generalizations.

If the UW team had a similar makeup I can only imagine what would be posted here. White on white is perceived as OK I guess, but it still send the same racist message.

You mean your racism? Do you prefer if people particularize it rather than generalize it?

I'm happy to particularize it. UW-Madison was one of the leading eugenic research organizations of the past century. You guys and Margaret Sanger haven't exactly been kind to black people.

Thanks for playing.

warthog-driver · « **Reply #60 on:** December 13, 2009, 01:05:11 PM »

Quote from: butchbadger on December 12, 2009, 06:15:53 PM

Funny stuff, some of you guys should quit your jobs and go into comedy.

Here is a few more.

Which was your favorite tat?

Butch,

Explain this observation, made by you, in the context of your concern about racist comments. You are a hypocritical ass.

warthog-driver · « **Reply #61 on:** December 13, 2009, 01:11:48 PM »

"I'd love to help you guys celebrate with a round of doobs but I have to study for my Differential Equations Final. It sure is tough being a student athlete at the Harvard of the Prairie!"

muwarrior87 · « **Reply #62 on:** December 13, 2009, 09:37:59 PM »

Quote from: warthog-driver on December 13, 2009, 01:11:48 PM

"I'd love to help you guys celebrate with a round of doobs but I have to study for my Differential Equations Final. It sure is tough being a student athlete at the Harvard of the Prairie!"

You think those boys are taking Calc 4?!?

warthog-driver · « **Reply #63 on:** December 13, 2009, 09:48:02 PM »

Quote from: muwarrior87 on December 13, 2009, 09:37:59 PM

You think those boys are taking Calc 4?!?

Of course! Why, they are students at the Harvard of the Prairie!

chapman · « **Reply #64 on:** December 13, 2009, 09:51:11 PM »

Quote from: muwarrior87 on December 13, 2009, 09:37:59 PM

You think those boys are taking Calc 4?!?

Nah, but they might be taking clap for credit for the fourth time.

warthog-driver · « **Reply #65 on:** December 13, 2009, 10:41:28 PM »

"I can't believe I chose here over Stanford. The academics at Stanford are so much easier!"

MrRivals150 · « **Reply #66 on:** December 14, 2009, 12:51:56 AM »

Quote from: Badgerhater on December 10, 2009, 10:50:05 AM

"Don't all McDonald's All-Americans redshirt their first year?"

nice one!

here's some stuff that actually might be said in the locker room the next day...

"Hey guys, how long do you think my Greg Steisma fake will work at the bars? When will people figure out that he's not on the team anymore?"--sincerely, Jered Bergeron, F, BADGERS and underage alcoholic at State Street Brats

"Hey guys--it's all about the U, watch ,me dance."--sincerely, Trevon Hughes doing the ESPN-Miami U dance drunk at State Street Brats.

"Hey ladies, I'm on the team too." Sincerely, Tim Jarmuez, BADGERS starter as nobody even thinks he looks like a real basketball player.

HATE TO SAY IT PEOPLE, BUT ALL OF THIS IS TRUE.
I saw it last night in Madison at Brats--if only I could have Deadspinned the moment.

warthog-driver · « **Reply #67 on:** December 14, 2009, 09:32:52 AM »

Quote from: MrRivals150 on December 14, 2009, 12:51:56 AM

nice one!

HATE TO SAY IT PEOPLE, BUT ALL OF THIS IS TRUE.
I saw it last night in Madison at Brats--if only I could have Deadspinned the moment.

Didn't Nankavil say anything? He was very quiet during the game

MrRivals150 · « **Reply #68 on:** December 14, 2009, 12:02:06 PM »

Quote from: warthog-driver on December 14, 2009, 09:32:52 AM

Didn't Nankavil say anything? He was very quiet during the game

He continued his stealth-nature by not joining the rest of the ensamble at Brats that night.

Jon Leuer was there too, but I got nothing to say about him. Me, along with Buzz Williams, only dream about him playing for Marquette and how good we would be with him. That's the one Badger I want and envy.

warthog-driver · « **Reply #69 on:** December 14, 2009, 12:34:14 PM »

Quote from: MrRivals150 on December 14, 2009, 12:02:06 PM

He continued his stealth-nature by not joining the rest of the ensamble at Brats that night.

Is Brats a reference to the sausage or spoiled children?

DJO's Pump Fake · « **Reply #70 on:** December 14, 2009, 12:41:37 PM »

Quote

Jon Leuer was there too, but I got nothing to say about him. Me, along with Buzz Williams, only dream about him playing for Marquette and how good we would be with him. That's the one Badger I want and envy.

PLEASE tell me you meant to put this in teal.

warthog-driver · « **Reply #71 on:** December 14, 2009, 01:49:24 PM »

Quote from: MrRivals150 on December 14, 2009, 12:02:06 PM

Jon Leuer was there too, but I got nothing to say about him. Me, along with Buzz Williams, only dream about him playing for Marquette and how good we would be with him. That's the one Badger I want and envy.

Only twice have I wanted to slap the stupid grin off the face of an MU opponent. The first was Nick Collison's smug ass look while they were drubbing us in the Final Four. The second was Saturday when Leuer was walking off the court after an MU turn over.

Silky · « **Reply #72 on:** December 14, 2009, 03:36:16 PM »

Quote from: butchbadger on December 13, 2009, 12:40:40 AM

I just enjoy the racist generalizations.

If the UW team had a similar makeup I can only imagine what would be posted here. White on white is perceived as OK I guess, but it still send the same racist message.

Are you done running around with joy after the biggest victory of the year for you? Marquette fans really get under your skin, don't they?

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Author Topic: Things you might overhear in the Badgers Locker room: (Read 18811 times)