Things you might overhear in the Badgers Locker room:

[MUSF]

So coach, how much did they pay you to narrate the Thriller video?

[syscokid]

"coach, sam okey could help the 12th big 10 team move some of their furniture"

[warthog-driver]

"coach, sam okey could help the 12th big 10 team move some of their furniture"

"Sorry, son but Sam Okey won't be able to help with that move. He and Larry Petty are working the day shift at Burger King that week."

[butchbadger]

Funny stuff, some of you guys should quit your jobs and go into comedy.

Here is a few more.


Boy I was really intimidated by #10's "I am so intense" face and when he clapped on defense.

Wasn't it funny when they put 55 on the top of that zone??

Was it me or did they complain about every call?

I wonder if they still think the B10 is slow

How funny was Tim Maymon behind their bench?

Its true, you can't teach height.

Which was your favorite tat?

I thought Homer was going to cry


Boy #2 is small

[Marquette_g]

Funny stuff, some of you guys should quit your jobs and go into comedy.

Here is a few more.

Nice grammar

[reinko]

Funny stuff, some of you guys should quit your jobs and go into comedy.

Here is a few more.


Boy I was really intimidated by #10's "I am so intense" face and when he clapped on defense.

Wasn't it funny when they put 55 on the top of that zone??

Was it me or did they complain about every call?

How funny was Tim Maymon behind their bench?

Its true, you can't teach height.

Which was your favorite tat?

I thought Homer was going to cry


Boy #2 is small

Nice to have you back butch, chest out huffing and puffing.  When was the last time you did this? 

Lemme guess...December 9th, 2006

Shocker y'all didn't rush the court for such a HUGE win.

[butchbadger]

I just enjoy the racist generalizations.


If the UW team had a similar makeup I can only imagine what would be posted here.  White on white is perceived as OK I guess, but it still send the same racist message.

[warthog-driver]

Here is a few more.

Farmland grammar

[Sheriff]

I just enjoy the racist generalizations.


If the UW team had a similar makeup I can only imagine what would be posted here.  White on white is perceived as OK I guess, but it still send the same racist message.

It still send?

[Chicago_inferiority_complexes]

I just enjoy the racist generalizations.


If the UW team had a similar makeup I can only imagine what would be posted here.  White on white is perceived as OK I guess, but it still send the same racist message.

You mean your racism? Do you prefer if people particularize it rather than generalize it?

I'm happy to particularize it. UW-Madison was one of the leading eugenic research organizations of the past century. You guys and Margaret Sanger haven't exactly been kind to black people.

Thanks for playing.

[warthog-driver]

Funny stuff, some of you guys should quit your jobs and go into comedy.

Here is a few more.


Which was your favorite tat?

Butch,

Explain this observation, made by you, in the context of your concern about racist comments. You are a hypocritical ass.

[warthog-driver]

"I'd love to help you guys celebrate with a round of doobs but I have to study for my Differential Equations Final. It sure is tough being a student athlete at the Harvard of the Prairie!"

[muwarrior87]

"I'd love to help you guys celebrate with a round of doobs but I have to study for my Differential Equations Final. It sure is tough being a student athlete at the Harvard of the Prairie!"

You think those boys are taking Calc 4?!?

[warthog-driver]

You think those boys are taking Calc 4?!?

Of course! Why, they are students at the Harvard of the Prairie!

[chapman]

You think those boys are taking Calc 4?!?

Nah, but they might be taking clap for credit for the fourth time.

[warthog-driver]

"I can't believe I chose here over Stanford. The academics at Stanford are so much easier!"

[MrRivals150]

"Don't all McDonald's All-Americans redshirt their first year?"

nice one!

here's some stuff that actually might be said in the locker room the next day...

"Hey guys, how long do you think my Greg Steisma fake will work at the bars?  When will people figure out that he's not on the team anymore?"--sincerely, Jered Bergeron, F, BADGERS and underage alcoholic at State Street Brats

"Hey guys--it's all about the U, watch ,me dance."--sincerely, Trevon Hughes doing the ESPN-Miami U dance drunk at State Street Brats.

"Hey ladies, I'm on the team too."  Sincerely, Tim Jarmuez, BADGERS starter as nobody even thinks he looks like a real basketball player.


HATE TO SAY IT PEOPLE, BUT ALL OF THIS IS TRUE.
I saw it last night in Madison at Brats--if only I could have Deadspinned the moment.

[warthog-driver]

nice one!

HATE TO SAY IT PEOPLE, BUT ALL OF THIS IS TRUE.
I saw it last night in Madison at Brats--if only I could have Deadspinned the moment.

Didn't Nankavil say anything? He was very quiet during the game

[MrRivals150]

Didn't Nankavil say anything? He was very quiet during the game

He continued his stealth-nature by not joining the rest of the ensamble at Brats that night.

Jon Leuer was there too, but I got nothing to say about him.  Me, along with Buzz Williams, only dream about him playing for Marquette and how good we would be with him.  That's the one Badger I want and envy.

[warthog-driver]

He continued his stealth-nature by not joining the rest of the ensamble at Brats that night.

Is Brats a reference to the sausage or spoiled children?

[DJO's Pump Fake]

Jon Leuer was there too, but I got nothing to say about him.  Me, along with Buzz Williams, only dream about him playing for Marquette and how good we would be with him.  That's the one Badger I want and envy.

PLEASE tell me you meant to put this in teal.

[warthog-driver]

Jon Leuer was there too, but I got nothing to say about him.  Me, along with Buzz Williams, only dream about him playing for Marquette and how good we would be with him.  That's the one Badger I want and envy.

Only twice have I wanted to slap the stupid grin off the face of an MU opponent. The first was Nick Collison's smug ass look while they were drubbing us in the Final Four. The second was Saturday when Leuer was walking off the court after an MU turn over.

[Silky]

I just enjoy the racist generalizations.


If the UW team had a similar makeup I can only imagine what would be posted here.  White on white is perceived as OK I guess, but it still send the same racist message.

Are you done running around with joy after the biggest victory of the year for you?  Marquette fans really get under your skin, don't they?