Kolek planning to go pro
13 corn dogs in a package of 12 sounds incredible. I can't even begin to fathom the full extent of exhilaration that one must feel when coming across such a boon. I imagine it must feel as great, if not better, than stumbling across the holy grail that is a pistachio that has no shell in a bowl of pistachios (in shells).To be clear: Shelled Pistachios < regular pistachios (in shells) < Pistachio not in a shell in a bowl of regular pistachios (in shells)
Whenever I see a bowl of regular pistachios (in shells), I always un-shell one of them, pop it into my mouth to enjoy its salty goodness, and then spit it back into the bowl and mix them up.
Wow, I'm very concerned for Benny. Being able to mimic Myron Medcalf's writing so closely implies an oncoming case of dementia.
You know .. I just got a bag of unshelled pistachios and realized the nut itself wasn't as good as .. just a peanut. So they're off the shopping list.
NMAsking $50 shipped.
Does this include the toilet seat donation?
Arby's has ruined your tastebuds
I should hope so.
Horsey sauce being the obvious condiment choice
Tid-dit-boom. Tip your waitresses.Hey, about horseradish .. am I the only one, or sometimes, upon eating it, does it feel like someone stuck a fork up your nose and is scratching your brain?
Hey, about horseradish .. am I the only one, or sometimes, upon eating it, does it feel like someone stuck a fork up your nose and is scratching your brain?
Absolutely. Weirdly, if I chew with my mouth open the flame-thrower-in-the-nasal-cavity sensation is dramatically reduced. Also, I look extremely refined and sophisticated when I do this.
Up until 10 minutes ago i would've told you that Ben Steele had been doing a fantastic job covering #MUBB. However, scrolling my tweeter feed he has a dark past that has crossed a Scoop linehttps://twitter.com/BenSteeleMJS/status/965996602862252032There's no room for followers of the Colonel.
Kinda related:Anyone else here experience what most call "brain freeze" in their chest? All my life, I've heard people talk about brain freeze when they eat/drink cold things, and I never understood it. When I eat/drink cold things, I get a piercing pain in my chest that I assume is similar. I've googled it, and apparently I'm not alone, but am a minority.
https://www.youtube.com/v/uvQcUqJd_TQ
I am going to have to report this to the moderator.