Kolek planning to go pro
I just had a bowl of oatmeal for breakfast.
Sand gotta lotta debree. Could use a good cleanin', hey?
Having a beer for breakfast at St. Marteen. Life is hard. Not drunk but attachment won't upload properly
Growing up in Menomonee Falls
The upload function doesn't like portrait photos.Are you at Orient? Which beach bar are you at? I like "Aloha". Ask for Sammy.
No I'm at Pink Flamingo
AKA da Shady Lady Ranch, hey?
Did you know Ernie V?
Well, back to reality just got off the ship. Work tomorrow
Hope you survived the first day back. The sudden jolt of reality after a vacation sucks....
A lot of us were made in the shade, Doc!
Not personally - just a kid, but I saw him around town. Lived less than a mile from his original lot - "Main Street in Menomonee Falls."Locals referred to him as "Dirty Ernie."
Best custard? Kopps, Gilles or Leon's? Koop's is the bomb!
Here's a story. I was talking with a neighbor last night, asked him how his summer was.Terrible, he says. Single dad and his 11 year old son drove to the Smoky Mountains for a week. On the trip up a mountain, his transmission blows, $4000 to fix. Gets towed, rents a car, continues trip. Arrive at cabin, start unpacking. As they do, a hungry bear appears. They safely retreat, barricade themselves in the cabin. Next day, he sees his car bouncing up and down, thinks there are kids having sex in his rental car. Confronts them with a broom, but .. it's a bear, in the car, doing what bears do, pooping, pissing, clawing. Calls 911 to have the bear removed. Rental car is trashed.During the next 48 hours, they have 11 bear encounters and leave the cabin early for a hotel.Somehow, he cleans up the bear poop, buys a carpet cleaner, a gallon of Febreeze, glues the claw marks up and returns the rental car and they don't notice.He said the trip was awful, but I told his 11 year old son .. dude, you'll win the day when the teacher asks "so, what did everyone do this summer?"