Total time logged in puts me in the dog house

[MU02]

Is it possible for me to remove the "Total time logged in" feature on the banner at the top of the page? My fiancee already thinks I spend way too much time reading about MU basketball, and I don't want to provide her with any quantitative proof.

[4everwarriors]

Not too late to find a different chick, prioritize man.

[rocky_warrior]

Well, I have a few options for you...

1) Argue!  If I'm reading things correctly, you've been a member since Nov 30, 2007 and have logged about 19 hours since then.  196 days have passed since 11/30/07, so you've averaged less than 6 minutes a day at the site (5.816 actually)!  I'd hardly call that "too much" time reading about MU basketball.  She's got to have some crutch that takes more time than that each day -- use it to your advantage!  

2) Up at the top where it says "Hello MU02" - if you look far to the right you'll see a minus sign.  Click that and the "Total time logged in" will magically disappear.

3) See 4ever's response.  I'd say you're not spending enough time at the site 

[ZiggysFryBoy]

are your gonads in a jar on her nightstand too?

[susie90]

Did she graduate from MU?  Maybe find a new bride, haha.  My husband and I are MU alum so it's no problem.  I'm worse, in fact.  Or, maybe find a new login?

[Sir Lawrence]

19 hours?  Dude, trust me, if you two have been together more than a month, you've waited more than 19 hours for her to get ready to go out.  She owes you. 

[ChicosBailBonds]

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