Banquet report

[tower912]

I am too.  But don't need to brag about it!  Certain posters feel the need to remind us of how holy they are on a regular basis. Wade a Minute doesn't even fall into that special category.

Man, I feel you.  The number of posters constantly pounding their superior chests and mocking the fanhood of...

Perpetually
Positive
Posters

....is out of control.  Feeling like a javelin catcher.   But I do appreciate you going to bat for me.

[WhiteTrash]

Any word on if the players ate all their vegetables?

[muwarrior69]

Any word on if the players ate all their vegetables?

Only:
Red Potatoes and Red Cabbage and
Green Beans.
Victory garden was a little bare this year.

[Ardmore Mug]

Any word on if the players ate all their vegetables?

Only the one with thick necks ! ! !

[MU82]

I understand the sentiment that fans are whiney.  But the holier than thou, I'm a better person than you are mindset is equally if not more insufferable.

[Shooter McGavin]

Man, I feel you.  The number of posters constantly pounding their superior chests and mocking the fanhood of...

Perpetually
Positive
Posters

....is out of control.  Feeling like a javelin catcher.   But I do appreciate you going to bat for me.

Ha!  You are a martyr.  But definitely not a Saint. 

[WellsstreetWanderer]

Ha!  You are a martyr.  But definitely not a Saint. 

That was a bullseye,Shooter

[tower912]

Ha!  You are a martyr.  But definitely not a Saint. 

Just like all of the other oppressed posters.

[MU82]

Saint Tower. Has a nice ring to it.

[tower912]

Too much pressure.

[Scoop Snoop]

Saint Tower. Has a nice ring to it.

Patron saint of Quasimodo.

[tower912]

Patron saint of Quasimodo.

That name rings a bell.

Or....
That isn't very nice...to Quasimodo.

[Scoop Snoop]

That name rings a bell.

Or....
That isn't very nice...to Quasimodo.

I think your bell has been rung too many times.

[pbiflyer]

I feel much better about next year after reading all the incite from the banquet......

[We R Final Four]

I feel much better about next year after reading all the incite from the banquet......

Or insight.

[Scoop Snoop]

Or insight.

Incite is what scoopers do. Pbiflyer knows the difference between the two words. Insight is rare on scoop. 

[tower912]

It was good to read that Ben's surgery went well.   Thanks, warriortex.

[tower912]

Per Dodds, answering a direct question, Nash had shoulder surgery to fix an injury that occurred 3 years ago.   That is why his arm is in a sling.

[tower912]

Nash was mic'd up for a bowling excursion.  Not bowling, but his arm is no longer in a sling.

[Jay Bee]

Nash was mic'd up for a bowling excursion.  Not bowling, but his arm is no longer in a sling.

Strap it on right after the cameras were turned off? #SmokeAndMirrors

[MU82]

Nash was mic'd up for a bowling excursion.  Not bowling, but his arm is no longer in a sling.

He was doing fine at the event ... but then 18 totally missed the alley, and his bowling ball hit Nash in the arm.

[brewcity77]

He was doing fine at the event ... but then 18 totally missed the alley, and his bowling ball hit Nash in the arm.

Sounds like an alley oops.

[Billy Hoyle]

Per Dodds, answering a direct question, Nash had shoulder surgery to fix an injury that occurred 3 years ago.   That is why his arm is in a sling.

Dodds didn't call him "Nashvak," "Nashnoggle" or "Nashgerald?" How about "GoldNash?"

[SchnitzelBoy]

I was just thinking about guard depth and was wondering how Nash was doing. Not being in a sling (and bowling?) is great but I don't know how much the injury will set him back. I've heard rumblings he can play on the ball but we do need bodies in the backcourt, especially those that can reliably cover for Nigel because we cannot let this dude get burned out or injured next season.

PG: Nigel James (6'0)
PG/SG: Minessale (6'5)
PG/SG: Nash Walker? (6'6)
SG: Adrien Stevens (6'4)
SG/SF: Ethan Johnston (6'7)
SG/SF/PF: Damarius Owens (6'7)
SG/SF/PF: MPIII (6'7)

I'm including DO and MPIII because they can move better than most forwards, although I've abandoned hope that Dammarius can be a PG. Is this enough?

[Scoop Snoop]

Per Dodds, answering a direct question, Nash had shoulder surgery to fix an injury that occurred 3 years ago.   That is why his arm is in a sling.

His arm is in a sling because Dodds put him in a blender.