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Author Topic: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP  (Read 3822 times)

MuggsyB

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Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« on: September 21, 2022, 07:37:52 PM »
These are white brown bears that are only found in British Columbia.  A.K.A. the "Spirit Bear".  This is the first time in 20 yrs one has been in the USA, I believe there are fewer than 200 in BC.  I hope this bear is alright and protected by authorities in Michigan. 
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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2022, 08:00:45 PM »
Lazar picking up where the BIG 3 left off....

Dr. Blackheart

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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2022, 08:01:45 PM »
Bear hunting season just ended but archery upcoming.

MuggsyB

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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2022, 08:05:35 PM »
Bear hunting season just ended but archery upcoming.

There are no laws to protect this bear in Michigan.  Something has to be done.  I wonder how he/she ended up there?

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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2022, 08:11:59 PM »
Western UP.   Probably came through Minnesota and Wisconsin
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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2022, 08:15:18 PM »
Western UP.   Probably came through Minnesota and Wisconsin

By himself/herself on a trek?  This is crazy unusual Tower.  He/She needs to be relocated to the Great Bear Rainforest ASAP.

real chili 83

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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2022, 08:18:57 PM »
Bear tacos.  Nummy

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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2022, 08:48:39 PM »
Bear tacos.  Nummy
Hey. We don't make fun of Bears here, unless they play football.

tower912

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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2022, 08:55:53 PM »
Officials want to capture the bear before poachers do.
Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2022, 09:18:49 PM »
Meat summit in Marquette.   Chili is smoking bear.

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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2022, 10:21:11 PM »
Hey. We don't make fun of Bears here, unless they play football.

Now that was funny!

MuggsyB

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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2022, 10:45:27 PM »
Now that was funny!

If actual Bears could be taught how to play football they would never lose.

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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2022, 10:59:21 PM »
Kermode on kamado.  A match made in heaven.

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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2022, 06:39:12 AM »
Officials want to capture the bear before poachers do.
Send it to Martha’s Vineyard!

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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2022, 07:07:50 AM »
By himself/herself on a trek?  This is crazy unusual Tower.  He/She needs to be relocated to the Great Bear Rainforest ASAP.

Or maybe he is just fine where he is.

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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2022, 07:20:56 AM »
If actual Bears could be taught how to play football they would never lose.

What if they were black bears and they were playing a team of silverback gorillas who had been taught to play football?
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Uncle Rico

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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2022, 07:31:31 AM »
Send it to Martha’s Vineyard!

A caravan of spirit bears is descending upon the northern border and no one is doing anything!  Where the hell is Tucker?
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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2022, 07:37:35 AM »
The bear is white.
Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

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MuggsyB

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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #19 on: September 22, 2022, 07:47:59 AM »
What if they were black bears and they were playing a team of silverback gorillas who had been taught to play football?

That's a really tough one.  If they were Polar Bears or Kodiak's they would have an enormous size advantage.  Plus Polar Bears can lift like 1000 lbs.  That said Silverbacks probably could understand the game far more quickly.  Either way I'd take my chances if I replaced NFL lineman on both sides with either of these animals.  Keep in mind Polar Bears can be 11 feet tall and weigh 1800 lbs.  They would maul 300+ NFL players like the average human could a toddler.  :)

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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #20 on: September 22, 2022, 07:48:43 AM »
Ramsey will bring Marquette great glory

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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #21 on: September 22, 2022, 07:49:25 AM »
That's a really tough one.  If they were Polar Bears or Kodiak's they would have an enormous size advantage.  Plus Polar Bears can lift like 1000 lbs.  That said Silverbacks probably could understand the game far more quickly.  Either way I'd take my chances if I replaced NFL lineman on both sides with either of these animals.  Keep in mind Polar Bears can be 11 feet tall and weigh 1800 lbs.  They would maul 300+ NFL players like the average human could a toddler.  :)

There is a reason I specified black bears...
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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #22 on: September 22, 2022, 07:56:22 AM »
There is a reason I specified black bears...

Fair enough.  That's an extremely difficult question. Let me think about this for a while.....the Silverback could have the edge.

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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #23 on: September 22, 2022, 07:57:31 AM »
Fair enough.  That's an extremely difficult question. Let me think about this for a while.....the Silverback could have the edge.

Animals are too stupid to play sports
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Re: Kermode Bear Spotted in the UP
« Reply #24 on: September 22, 2022, 08:07:22 AM »
Animals are too stupid to play sports

They play their own sports and are not stupid. My guess is you have never observed Orangutans and Gorillas. 

 

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