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Jockey

We need a humor thread here - I don't know what else to call this.


In a speech to farmers in Virginia today, the big-brained genius said "We're going after Virginia with your crazy governor. We're going after Virginia. They want to take your Second Amendment away. You know that, right? You'll have nobody guarding your potatoes."


Maybe Trump could start a Civilian Potato Defense Force. Kinda like one of FDR's programs during the depression.

Galway Eagle

Quote from: Jockey on May 19, 2020, 04:31:44 PM
We need a humor thread here - I don't know what else to call this.


In a speech to farmers in Virginia today, the big-brained genius said "We're going after Virginia with your crazy governor. We're going after Virginia. They want to take your Second Amendment away. You know that, right? You'll have nobody guarding your potatoes."


Maybe Trump could start a Civilian Potato Defense Force. Kinda like one of FDR's programs during the depression.

We have one it's called the Irish-American community.
Retire Terry Rand's jersey!

MU82

Quote from: Jockey on May 19, 2020, 04:31:44 PM
We need a humor thread here - I don't know what else to call this.


In a speech to farmers in Virginia today, the big-brained genius said "We're going after Virginia with your crazy governor. We're going after Virginia. They want to take your Second Amendment away. You know that, right? You'll have nobody guarding your potatoes."


Maybe Trump could start a Civilian Potato Defense Force. Kinda like one of FDR's programs during the depression.

Two words:

SPUD FORCE!
"It's not how white men fight." - Tucker Carlson

"Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism." - George Washington

"In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell

GooooMarquette

Quote from: Fluffy Blue Monster on May 19, 2020, 03:20:30 PM

If anything, it is underreported.  Those who have increased it, are actually following federal guidelines.

And then there is this.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/05/19/florida-covid-19-coronavirus-data-researcher-out-state-reopens/5218897002/?utm_campaign=snd-autopilot


Hopefully as this story gets out, she will be rewarded with a better job...like maybe at a health department that actually takes its job seriously.

DeSantis clearly deserves a failing grade for his handling of the crisis. At this point, I don't trust Florida's numbers any more than I trust China's.

Pakuni

Quote from: PaceArrow02 on May 19, 2020, 04:19:36 PM
Also if it's closer to 60K deaths as opposed to 100K then You could argue #itsjusttheflu

Nah.
According to CDC, since 2010 the flu has killed between a low of 12,000 and a high of 61,000 a year in the U.S. The yearly average over the decade so far is about 37,400.
Even if we ignore every expert who says we're undercounting COVID-19 - and then cut a third off the official count so far - we're still beyond the worst flu season in a decade, and getting close to double the average. And it's a good bet we haven't seen our last COVID death this year.

This is not just the flu and those who said so have been exposed as the fools that they are.

GooooMarquette

Quote from: Jockey on May 19, 2020, 04:31:44 PM
We need a humor thread here - I don't know what else to call this.


In a speech to farmers in Virginia today, the big-brained genius said "We're going after Virginia with your crazy governor. We're going after Virginia. They want to take your Second Amendment away. You know that, right? You'll have nobody guarding your potatoes."


Maybe Trump could start a Civilian Potato Defense Force. Kinda like one of FDR's programs during the depression.


Creation of the CPDF would probably be looked back at as the highlight of his presidency....

TSmith34, Inc.

Quote from: PaceArrow02 on May 19, 2020, 04:19:36 PM
Also if it's closer to 60K deaths as opposed to 100K then You could argue #itsjusttheflu
Multiple analyses have indicated that the likely number is closer to the 130,000 - 140,000 range currently. #fluX10
If you think for one second that I am comparing the USA to China you have bumped your hard.

tower912

Quote from: PaceArrow02 on May 19, 2020, 04:19:36 PM
Not sure about others but as I stated the accurate reporting of deaths I feel is important so the public can weigh risk/reward and accurate mortality rate by age group, etc.

Nothing to do with Trumps handling of it.  You're right whether it's 60K deaths or 100K deaths everyone has their opinion of his handling already locked in but having an accurate number will hopefully lead to
More informed decision making at local levels on when/how to reopen.

Also if it's closer to 60K deaths as opposed to 100K then You could argue #itsjusttheflu
I posted this elsewhere.   In Michigan, there have been 2200ish flu deaths since 2000.    5000+ COVID deaths in 9 weeks.   Nothing alike.
Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.

tower912

And thank you, Mr. President.   Until today, I was unaware that potato crops were so important in Virginia.    Thank you, sir, for that information and getting out in front of protecting them from the potential potato ravagers.
Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.

Uncle Rico

Quote from: tower912 on May 19, 2020, 05:15:24 PM
And thank you, Mr. President.   Until today, I was unaware that potato crops were so important in Virginia.    Thank you, sir, for that information and getting out in front of protecting them from the potential potato ravagers.

Potato looting is the biggest threat to the citizens of Virginia.  It destroys the lives of millions of Virginia residents yearly.  You'll never hear it from the lame stream media, of course
Guster is for Lovers

Jockey

Quote from: Uncle Rico on May 19, 2020, 05:16:59 PM
Potato looting is the biggest threat to the citizens of Virginia.  It destroys the lives of millions of Virginia residents yearly.  You'll never hear it from the lame stream media, of course

You're on your game, Unc.

You've had a couple great posts today.

MUfan12

Quote from: MU82 on May 19, 2020, 04:37:07 PM
Two words:

SPUD FORCE!

Finally, someone to protect us from our starch enemies.

tower912

Just another half baked fry-t wing conspiracy.
Luke 6:45   ...A good man produces goodness from the good in his heart; an evil man produces evil out of his store of evil.   Each man speaks from his heart's abundance...

It is better to be fearless and cheerful than cheerless and fearful.

pacearrow02

Quote from: Pakuni on May 19, 2020, 04:43:14 PM
Nah.
According to CDC, since 2010 the flu has killed between a low of 12,000 and a high of 61,000 a year in the U.S. The yearly average over the decade so far is about 37,400.
Even if we ignore every expert who says we're undercounting COVID-19 - and then cut a third off the official count so far - we're still beyond the worst flu season in a decade, and getting close to double the average. And it's a good bet we haven't seen our last COVID death this year.

This is not just the flu and those who said so have been exposed as the fools that they are.

Oooooo, "the fools that they are".  Lets not forget the flu has a vaccine that on an average year is 50% successful in prevention.  Maybe this is just a new version of the flu (influenza C we can call it moving forward?) that once we have a vaccine readily available will also only kill 40,000 people a year.  Is that an acceptable number of annual deaths for you? Would be interested to hear what the rest of the "orange bad man" echo chamber thinks is acceptable deaths, hospitalizations moving forward once there is a vaccine?

Pakuni

Quote from: tower912 on May 19, 2020, 06:36:41 PM
Just another half baked fry-t wing conspiracy.

Potatoes are the root (vegetable) of all evil.

TSmith34, Inc.

Quote from: PaceArrow02 on May 19, 2020, 06:44:59 PM
Maybe this is just a new version of the flu (influenza C we can call it moving forward?)
Ummm, no. How do we know? There is this thing called "Science".

I mean, hey, maybe COVID is just another version of Herpes, heh?
If you think for one second that I am comparing the USA to China you have bumped your hard.

GooooMarquette

Quote from: Uncle Rico on May 19, 2020, 05:16:59 PM
Potato looting is the biggest threat to the citizens of Virginia.  It destroys the lives of millions of Virginia residents yearly.  You'll never hear it from the lame stream media, of course


Even though the VA Ag department says that Potatoes are a very distant 19th in the battle for farm product supremacy in the state.

https://www.vdacs.virginia.gov/agriculture-top20.shtml

People aren't after those chickens, soybeans or corn. It's all about the spuds. Protect the potatoes!!!

pacearrow02

Quote from: TSmith34 on May 19, 2020, 07:36:18 PM
Ummm, no. How do we know? There is this thing called "Science".

I mean, hey, maybe COVID is just another version of Herpes, heh?

I think you get what I was trying to say but fair enough.  Let's say Covid-19 is here to stay and the vaccine proves 60% effective and the avg annual death number is 40,000 with the vast vast majority of those being 70+.

Are we good with that?

MU82

Quote from: MUfan12 on May 19, 2020, 06:15:20 PM
Finally, someone to protect us from our starch enemies.

Very, very nice.
"It's not how white men fight." - Tucker Carlson

"Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism." - George Washington

"In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell

MU82

I just hope Canada doesn't make us pay for the wall if they build one ...

https://www.kansascity.com/news/coronavirus/article242835031.html?

Americans wanting to visit the country's northern border have been out of luck the past two months due to coronavirus restrictions.

And if Canadians have it their way, those restrictions will last for a while longer.

A poll released Tuesday by Canadian outlets DART & Maru/Blue indicate a vast majority of Canadians do not want their country's border with the United States reopened yet. Of the 1,512 randomly selected Canadian adults, 83% of them want the border to stay closed, poll results show.
"It's not how white men fight." - Tucker Carlson

"Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism." - George Washington

"In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell

pacearrow02

Add the state of Washington to having over-inflated death numbers.  This time an audit showed 13% too high.  Starting to notice a common link to all of these states.

https://www.freedomfoundation.com/washington/washington-state-over-reporting-covid-19-deaths/

Pakuni

Quote from: PaceArrow02 on May 19, 2020, 09:50:27 PM
Add the state of Washington to having over-inflated death numbers.  This time an audit showed 13% too high.  Starting to notice a common link to all of these states.

https://www.freedomfoundation.com/washington/washington-state-over-reporting-covid-19-deaths/

1. That's not really what the data shows. It shows.
2. The authors of this study are a branch of the Evergreen Freedom Foundation, a conservative group funded by the Koch and DeVos families.  Not exactly an objective organization 

pacearrow02

Quote from: Pakuni on May 19, 2020, 10:04:50 PM
1. That's not really what the data shows. It shows.
2. The authors of this study are a branch of the Evergreen Freedom Foundation, a conservative group funded by the Koch and DeVos families.  Not exactly an objective organization

What does the data show if it doesn't show that 13% of deaths attributed to Covid had no mention of Covid on death certificate. 

MU82

Quote from: PaceArrow02 on May 19, 2020, 09:50:27 PM
Add the state of Washington to having over-inflated death numbers.  This time an audit showed 13% too high.  Starting to notice a common link to all of these states.

https://www.freedomfoundation.com/washington/washington-state-over-reporting-covid-19-deaths/

Yes, a study by a far-right-wing outfit "proves" you're right. It isn't at all a hit-job against Inslee. No sir, no how.

Again, though, even if the entire country's deaths are 13% "over-inflated" - which they aren't, but even if they are - that's still 80K dead and counting.

Which obviously means, "We have prevailed!"
"It's not how white men fight." - Tucker Carlson

"Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism." - George Washington

"In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell

pacearrow02

Quote from: MU82 on May 19, 2020, 10:19:09 PM
Yes, a study by a far-right-wing outfit "proves" you're right. It isn't at all a hit-job against Inslee. No sir, no how.

Again, though, even if the entire country's deaths are 13% "over-inflated" - which they aren't, but even if they are - that's still 80K dead and counting.

Which obviously means, "We have prevailed!"

This is about getting an accurate count, not who's right or wrong.  Not sure why you're trying to turn it into a win/lose scenario.

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