MU tip about 3:45PM CDT Thursday (TBS)

[NickelDimer]

This is cute

So cute. Bust out the tape measure!

[warriorchick]

I have class. Ughhhhh

In the past, some students have been able to talk their prof into turning on the game instead of having a lecture.  Just an idea...

[wadesworld]

Or simply skip class.

[onepost]

$$$ isn't a concern because I don't waste it on superfluous things. There's plenty of it to go around for all of our needs and most of our wants. I've been very lucky in life -- great family growing up, great wife and kids now, went to a great college, never wanted for anything, lots of love and friendship, lots of tremendous role models starting with my dad.

Oh, and you said I haven't worked for the past 20+ years. You, my friend, are a liar. If you'd like to discuss it man-to-man instead of by lying on the board, feel free to PM me.

Only on this site, during the week of an NCAA tournament game, would we get a dick-measuring catfight like this.  Par for the course.

[Bocephys]

Only on this site, during the week of an NCAA tournament game, would we get a dick-measuring catfight like this.  Par for the course.

People like it when Scoop plays the hits.  Between this, Chicos creating 10 new negative MU threads a day disguised as "sharing other people's opinions", and vogue telling us how Al would have done things better, we're firing on all cylinders.  It's important to peak at tournament time.

[warriorfred]

People like it when Scoop plays the hits.  Between this, Chicos creating 10 new negative MU threads a day disguised as "sharing other people's opinions", and vogue telling us how Al would have done things better, we're firing on all cylinders.  It's important to peak at tournament time.

The in-your face insults seem odd, but it has been an epic week at MUSCOOP.

[warriorfred]

I should also note that the lack of "wrist injury" jokes has been perplexing

[TAMU, Knower of Ball]

I should also note that the lack of "wrist injury" jokes has been perplexing

We don't get the easy rebounds or basic assists on scoop. Only the hard rebounds and the complex assists.

[warriorfred]

We don't get the easy rebounds or basic assists on scoop. Only the hard rebounds and the complex assists.

Finally. 

[ChitownSpaceForRent]

We don't get the easy rebounds or basic assists on scoop. Only the hard rebounds and the complex assists.

Unless said topic is Austin Grandstaff, in that case you slam dunk it trough the hole every single time.

[warriorchick]

I should also note that the lack of "wrist injury" jokes has been perplexing

Because it's his left wrist.

[Stretchdeltsig]

The wrist injury isn't joke material.  It's cost us losing 5 out of the last 6 games. 

[ZiggysFryBoy]

Because it's his left wrist.

gotta know how to use both hands these days.  that computer mouse don't work the same in the left hand.  ambidixtrous (spelling intentional)

[warriorfred]

The wrist injury isn't joke material.  It's cost us losing 5 out of the last 6 games.

Howard's wrist injury may not be funny, generalized wrist injuries for other people are fair game, and perfect fodder for oblique sexual references.  It's somewhere in the scoop by-laws . . .

[Dr. Blackheart]

Because it's his left wrist.

True.  Not his shooting wrist.

[warriorchick]

Howard's wrist injury may not be funny, generalized wrist injuries for other people are fair game, and perfect fodder for oblique sexual references.  It's somewhere in the scoop by-laws . . .

Was my reference too oblique?

[warriorfred]

No.  But someone with talent has a left and right handle.

[MU82]

Only on this site, during the week of an NCAA tournament game, would we get a dick-measuring catfight like this.  Par for the course.

At least please acknowledge that I wasn't the one who made this happen. Thanks.

[Lennys Tap]

As for Milford ... I've only been once since 1990 -- made it to my 25th year HS reunion. My parents left there in 1985, none of my brothers live anywhere near there, and all of my lifelong friends are my MU buddies. There literally is nothing there for me. I'll probably make it back for my 50th reunion ... though that's still a decade away.

Gil Thorp still coaching at Milford?

[MU82]

Gil Thorp still coaching at Milford?

I think he is, in the funny papers.

We actually did have a Milford High, and they were our archrivals. I went to Jonathan Law HS, which was named after a former Conn governor. My freshman year (I think), a third HS opened on the other side of town, Foran HS. They had the newest and best everything, including a pool. Our swim team (which I was on for a couple years) had to bus there to practice every day because we didn't have our own pool. A few years after I graduated, Milford closed. So we had Milford, with 2 high schools but no Milford HS. Which was kind of depressing, even though I hated 'em.