Why my wife is awesome

[Pakuni]

Congrats, Brew (and moreso Mrs. Brew)!

[warriorchick]

We have a little announcement sign in the hospital room that now reads "Milwaukee's newest small batch microbrew" 

Awesome!

[tower912]

Nice.

[sodakmu87]

As an Ob/Gyn MD and a fan of this site I find this thread awesome

[GooooMarquette]

We have a little announcement sign in the hospital room that now reads "Milwaukee's newest small batch microbrew" 

Perfect!

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Does she have a name yet because pretty soon Tugg will start a scoop poll and we'll commit to it forever.   

Brew PM'ed me, the name is Joanie Crean Bukowski.

[warriorchick]

Brew PM'ed me, the name is Joanie Crean Bukowski.

This would be funnier if you actually knew his last name.

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This would be funnier if you actually knew his last name.

Ooo, sorry Mom. Autocorrect got me, I use Bukowski often as I have a superintendent with that last name.

I'll stick to other Polish last names and you stick to bad Chicago/Illinois quips and generalizations from the 90's.

[Benny B]

This would be funnier if you actually knew his last name.

It would be funnier if someone didn't know his last name.
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[warriorchick]

Ooo, sorry Mom. Autocorrect got me, I use Bukowski often as I have a superintendent with that last name.

I'll stick to other Polish last names and you stick to bad Chicago/Illinois quips and generalizations from the 90's.

Wow, what put you in such a bad mood? At least I have the excuse of just having left the Wintrust.

[Jay Bee]

Ooo, sorry Mom. Autocorrect got me, I use Bukowski often as I have a superintendent with that last name.

That's not too bad. ZFB's phone autocorrects to Bukakke.

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Wow, what put you in such a bad mood? At least I have the excuse of just having left the Wintrust.

Have a Chicago traffic and/or Tollway joke coming?

[warriorchick]

Have a Chicago traffic and/or Tollway joke coming?

Actually made it back home in 45 minutes. I think that is a record.

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Actually made it back home in 45 minutes. I think that is a record.

That's pretty good.

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That's not too bad. ZFB's phone autocorrects to Bukakke.

It autocorrects with the capitalized 'B' since he uses it as a proper noun on job applications.

[CTWarrior]

Our daughter was born at 4:47 am. She was stubborn coming out, but finally greeted the world. My wife hasn't settled on a name yet. We have a narrowed list, we'll see what she decides on.

Aside to tower...that felt just like a busy night at work. Got two hours of sleep, got up for an hour of pushing, another 20 minutes of sleep, back up for an hour, slept a third time, then up from about 1 am on.

Congratulations!  My wife was 33 when we had our son and they induced and the whole thing was over in less than 6 hours.  Sorry your wife had to go through that.  Fast forward 15 years: "I didn't go through labor for two days to have a daughter who sasses me!"  Enjoy the ride.

[mu03eng]

Congratulations!  My wife was 33 when we had our son and they induced and the whole thing was over in less than 6 hours.  Sorry your wife had to go through that.  Fast forward 15 years: "I didn't go through labor for two days to have a daughter who sasses me!"  Enjoy the ride.

Oh it hits even earlier than that, we're in the midst of the "terrific two's" which has manifested in one, of many, ways such that when my wife comes home from work on her late nights our son immediately says "I don't want mommy to come home". I then get an earful about how she didn't get cut open "from stem to stern" to get pushed out of her own home.

[warriorchick]

Oh it hits even earlier than that, we're in the midst of the "terrific two's" which has manifested in one, of many, ways such that when my wife comes home from work on her late nights our son immediately says "I don't want mommy to come home". I then get an earful about how she didn't get cut open "from stem to stern" to get pushed out of her own home.

Once when chick jr. was about that age, she told me that she want to go live at the babysitter's house.  After I got past the initial knife wound to the heart, I calmly said, "But if you did that, I would miss you. "

She replied very nonchalantly, "Just go to the store and buy a new little girl."

[brewcity77]

After 57 hours, my daughter is finally Greta True Bykowski. Safe to say there will be no red for Greta either. The only red item I agreed to was UW fleece to cut into diaper wipes so I could wipe her ass with a Wisconsin logo every day. Alas, my wife couldn't find a Wisconsin pattern at JoAnn fabrics so it's llamas and elephants instead.

[mu03eng]

Once when chick jr. was about that age, she told me that she want to go live at the babysitter's house.  After I got past the initial knife wound to the heart, I calmly said, "But if you did that, I would miss you. "

She replied very nonchalantly, "Just go to the store and buy a new little girl."

Ha ha ha ha

Got a good one last night. Took him to a burger joint after a successful haircut and half way through dinner I asked him if I could have a bite of his burger and the response was: "You have money, get your own cheeseburger" When I got done laughing, I took a bite of his burger and he was not happy.

[warriorchick]

Ha ha ha ha

Got a good one last night. Took him to a burger joint after a successful haircut and half way through dinner I asked him if I could have a bite of his burger and the response was: "You have money, get your own cheeseburger" When I got done laughing, I took a bite of his burger and he was not happy.

Ha!

You've got a sassy one there.  Good luck with that.  It doesn't get any better.

[warriorchick]

After 57 hours, my daughter is finally Greta True Bykowski. Safe to say there will be no red for Greta either. The only red item I agreed to was UW fleece to cut into diaper wipes so I could wipe her ass with a Wisconsin logo every day. Alas, my wife couldn't find a Wisconsin pattern at JoAnn fabrics so it's llamas and elephants instead.

Lovely.  Is she named after Homer or Joe?

[warriorchick]

The only red item I agreed to was UW fleece to cut into diaper wipes so I could wipe her ass with a Wisconsin logo every day. Alas, my wife couldn't find a Wisconsin pattern at JoAnn fabrics so it's llamas and elephants instead.

Brew,

I found some badger fleece online.  It would be my pleasure to make those wipes for you.  I just put the order in.

[jsglow]

Ha ha ha ha

Got a good one last night. Took him to a burger joint after a successful haircut and half way through dinner I asked him if I could have a bite of his burger and the response was: "You have money, get your own cheeseburger" When I got done laughing, I took a bite of his burger and he was not happy.

Just understand Eng, #nored has just started biting out of your cheeseburger!

[mu03eng]

Just understand Eng, #nored has just started biting out of your cheeseburger!

I long ago realized it was no longer my money, I'm just a cog in the wheel.